Dear Texas,
It's Tess "Addie" Jackson (Tennessee) and Jonah Walker (Kentucky)!
Tennessee: How have you been Texas? The last time we talked to you was during the Civil War. How's it been?
Kentucky: (whispers while smirking and putting a thumb towards Tennessee) She still has a crush on you...
Tennessee: (blushing then gets out a rifle and hits him on the head with it)
Kentucky: Owwww!
Tennessee: Umm...Ignore the lies he's been feeding you!
Kentucky: Yeah right..you just don't wanna make it awkward...You're afraid he'll reject you...Tche..women...
Tennessee: (vein pop) If you'll excuse me Texas, I have to sock Kentucky. Oh and (winks then smirks) See you at the next rodeo. I look forward to havin a shootin contest with you again. (kisses cheek and runs after Kentucky)
Kentucky: She still likes you! (barely dodges a bullet by jumping) Help! (runs away)
Tennessee: (chasing him) Come back here varmin! I'll make sure not to mess up your face TOO much!
Sincerely,
Tennessee and Kentucky
P.S.
Kentucky-SHE STILL LIKES YOU!
Tennessee-Ignore him! He's telling LIES I tell you! LIES!
Tennessee & Kentucky,
Kentucky, stop lying and go make me some more of that delicious chicken of yours. Tennessee, don't deny that you don't like me darlin'. I have some lovely blue bonnets headed yer way, hopefully they get there the same time as this letter. A shootin' contest? You're on, little missy. That is if Permian doesn't break my hand again this year tryin' to throw me off. Oh, and do you mind sending me a few bottles of Jack Daniels? I make some pretty good homemade JD Barbeque sauce, I could even invite you over to have some with some steak, and you can bring Kentucky,
-Texas