"I know what you're thinking Worf - that it doesn't work. Well, it does. Try it. You'll see."
And with that Jadzia Dax closed her eyes, leaving Worf pondering her statement. Could it really be true? Could one really replace any noun on a sentence with gagh and have the sentence turn out coherent? He'd have to see tomorrow.
When Worf woke up that morning he headed out, ears open and listening for any sentence he might hear.
As he walked by the jumja stick stand: I like my jumja sticky. There's no other way to eat it.
….I like my gagh sticky… Hm. Perhaps Jadzia had been right after all.
As he walked by the chief: Oh no! the wires are fried. No good when they're fried….
Once again, Jadzia was right.
As he walked by Garak: The cloth was just so annoying! It would not stay in one place!
Three for three. Still it could have been a coincidence. Or perhaps she had put them up to it. Yet when almost every sentence he heard that day worked Worf realized that Jadzia could not have put people up to this. That evening when she asked him if he'd tried replacing nouns with the words gagh he shook his head and said it would be a silly waste of time.
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