A/n: Howdy!

Axel: Why are you a cow girl all of a sudden?

Demyx: Wait, I thought today was Buzz Lightyear Day. Where's Zexy?

Author Person: No, that is Saturday. And Zexion said he had an appointment.

Riku: I think he lied to you.

Axel: How about Give The Disclaimer Or Else Feel The Burn Day?

Author Person: Okay, but it's a long name. I do not own Kingdom Hearts or anything in this chapter owned by the super rich people. If I ruled the world, I would have 5 moogles of every type. If I ruled the world, every fruit would be ripe. I can't make good rhyming stuff.

Chapter 14

"Xemnas, why did you yell at me, Xigbar, Vexen, and Luxord to get here?" Xaldin asked the weirdly, Wild West Xemnas Saix.

"Because we're gonna dance!"

"We're not doing a ballet/western/musical again are we?" Luxord asked crossing his crossed fingers that were already crossed with another finger.

"Nope. Pappy!" An old western fiddler ran in with a small band. "Kick it! Everyone get a partner! Then," Xemnas put a straw rag doll of a country girl, "hit it!"

"One, two, three, hoedown hit it!" The music for Cotton Eye Joe started and Xigbar decided to try and run. But Xaldin hit him with a jug and he was unconscious.

"Big baby, and he's my superior…" Xaldin said doing the dance.

A minute of the song lasted and a new tune played. "Swing yer partner 'round 'n 'round!"

"SQUARE DANCING TIME!" Xemnas said square dancing with Saix. Out of no where after the end of the song, the doll floated and green lightening surrounded it. "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIIIIIIIIIIVE!"

The doll slowly floated down and stood up. "Hi I'm Sunflower Sue. Will you play with me?"

"No time! I've got a very eeevil plan! You will scare Siruxa out of her Organization cloak and out of here! We will bring you to her room…I'm so evil."

"Wow, Xemnas is a bigger mad scientist nutcase than you Vexen." Luxord said staring at the doll.

Xemnas tiptoed from wall to wall to get to Siruxa's room. Right before the door, he tripped and hurt his nose. He quickly got up as if someone was watching him. He knocked on the door and dropped the doll and ran. The door opened, but it was Panda Bob. And he was hungry.

"Um…nice panda…really cute…panda…" S.S said cowering from the drooling, famished panda. It tried to bite her and she ran for dear life. She ran past Marluxia, who was drinking a milkshake, and had the panda on her trail. Marluxia looked in his shake and threw it away.

S.S kept running until she bumped into the back of someone's leg. She looked up and saw Demyx and became lifeless like a doll. Demyx saw the doll and picked it up.

"What a neat doll. This is probably Naminé's…" Demyx saw Panda Bob sitting right in front of him looking at the doll. "No Panda Bob. You can't eat the doll. Remember when you ate Lexaeus's shorts? Yeah, dolls taste that bad."

"Excuse me?" S.S asked Demyx. She creepily turned her head to her back and faced Demyx. "You shouldn't make fun of dolls Demyx, or we will play with you."

"…Hey you can talk!"

"Of course I can. Now…where's Siruxa?"

"She said she was going to go to Olympus Coliseum to steal Hercules's stuffed lamb he had since he was little. Someone said he always hugs it before a match and that it would cost 5,000,000 munny on the internet!"

"I don't think you should have said that."

"What are you gonna do? Kill me like Chucky?"

S.S sighed. "First of all, Chucky has a twin brother doll name Bucky. He plays Chucky in the movies. The real Chucky works as a midget clown sidekick for a kid birthday party entertainer name Silly Bow Joe and makes a minimum wage of 50 dollars."

There was awkward silence and Panda Bob decided to chew on the couch. Demyx looked around the doll for any buttons or strings to make the doll talk. Then he squeezed a hand and the doll cried and slapped him so hard he lost grip of S.S.

"I can talk on my own dumbass! Now to find Siruxa."

Lexaeus was doing house cleaning and went in Axel's room. "Ooooh, this is such a big mess! Time to take care of it in a snap!" Lexaeus snapped his fingers and everything cleaned itself. The magic snap-it's-a-wrap technique is brought to you by Mary Poppins's Nanny Lessons.

Lexaeus saw something sticking under the door of Axel's closet. "What's this?" Lexaeus tugged it out and put the object, apparently a shirt, back in the closet. But, what he saw shocked him.

"I knew it! I knew Axel had-" Lexaeus got hit and K.O'd in the head by a robot fire moomba. Axel's got pretty good security systems. The robo moomba dragged the unconscious Silent Hero and shut Axel's room and went back in the mysterious closet. Axel went back to his room and found the robo fire moomba waiting in the closet for more intruders.

"Don't worry little guy, there's no way any one will find out about my little secret. If they do, they won't live to tell it. Got it memorized?"

"Teeheehee…this plan will work. I bet that girl is still here. That guy must be covering up for her. He can be a crafty one (S.S, that's the opposite of Demyx). Now…to wait for my fox to land on the bear trap."

S.S was hiding behind a flower pop holding a string with something tied to the string up in the air. It was, dum dum dum, Xemnas's Homemade Apple Pie (the moment these words were typed on this very computer lightening and a huge blizzard appeared outside)! S.S heard footsteps and got ready to let go of the string. She saw the black booted clad feet and let go! But, the pie landed on someone else besides S.S's target. It's worse than evil Ansem, Maleficent, and Saix combined. It was: Larxene.

Larxene had a super disgusted face of getting hit on by Axel again and finding mushrooms on her pizza and her lack of chocolate during that time of month. As if she had living life radar, she threw the flower pot out her way and found S.S lifeless. She took the doll and looked at it hard.

"I know you're alive, doll. I can see your hands moving to cross your fingers. No matter, I'll take care of you…You know the Scarecrow of the Wizard of Oz? Let's say he lost more than weight."

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!" S.S yelled being carried away by the sadistically entertained Larxene. Poor S.S was brought to Larxene's room and strapped to a table. Larxene dimmed the lights and her pet Jaws was smiling horrifically in his tank.

"Now, to summon my evil monkeys. Evil Flying Monkeys!" The blue winged flying monkeys (I disclaim the monkeys from Wizard of Oz) came in and were jumping around. "Remember the guy without the brain? You can play with this cute little doll…made of straw."

As soon as she said the word straw, the monkeys were pushing each other to rip the poor doll. But, S.S was not only a Mischief Doll made by creepy yet funny magic, she is a great magician. She used a rope trick to get off the table and she ran out of the room. Larxene sensed her prey had escaped.

"No one escapes my torture, no one! Flying Monkeys! Search and destroy that doll on sight!"

Meanwhile at Olympus Coliseum…

Siruxa was hiding in a fake stone block at the Coliseum Lobby with a replica of Hercules's stuffed lamb and dressed in the Greek robes. "Where is that muscle man and that dumb lamb? I'm starting to sweat in here."

"HERC! YOUR MATCH IS IN 5! WARM UP! REMEMBER RULE #15: PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT!" (I have no idea what rule is number 15, but who cares). "REMEMBER THESE THREE IMPORTANT WORDS: STRENGHT, BRAINS, DEFENSE, AND STATE OF MIND."

"That's six words. Dumb fat satyr."

"Okay Phil!" Hercules looked around the whole room for any other person in there. Then, he pulled out his lucky lamb. "I know you're one of my favorite fans, right Lamby?"

"Oh brother. This guy's a woos. Hades is partially right for him being a loser." Hercules continued to cuddle the lamb and in the last minute he warmed up for his match. Then when it was time, he hid the lamb behind the fake boulder Siruxa was in. As soon as he left, she got out the boulder and switched the lambs. She popped out the boulder and put the lamb in her backpack.

"Success!"

"Hey! You look like fighting material…" Phil said behind her. Siruxa turned around and looked to see if he was talking to anyone else.

"Me?"

"Yes you. How about competing in the tournament. That spiky-haired kid has a cold so his spot is empty. Good riddance. So are you in?"

"I don't know…"

"You get 300,000 munny and this solid platinum trophy the shape of Mt. Olympus."

"Deal! Time to kick some sorry ass. Who's my first opponent?"

"Match 1: Ice Titan vs. Siruxa!"

"Huh?" Siruxa saw the Ice Titan and weakly laughed. "Hey…how's the weather up there? Chilly?" (Get it? Ice Titan and Chilly? Come on…okay fine. But it's funny!)

S.S ran and hid in a room. She checked her surroundings and found guns, weapons, ammo, and a surfboard or two and the other half is dull and there is a fake glowing rose in a small plastic cover. She opened the door slightly and saw a sign that said "III: The Whirlwind Lancer" and "Xigbar's Hang Out Spot" in purple crayon.

Then, something caught her eye. It looked like a rocket made by a 10 year old for a science fair. It had a remote control lying right next to it. And…it had glittery dinosaur stickers on it. S.S's personality was unfortunately made by Xemnas. And what distracts him the most besides Dora the Explorer and bicycle wheels? Glittery stickers of animals.

"Gliiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttteeeeeerrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Sttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccckkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrsssssssss……"

S.S was zombified by the power of glitter and took the controller. She started playing with the buttons and found a big red button. Number 2 on S.S and Xemnas Distraction List is: Big red buttons (There is this fun game on the internet where you keep pushing the red button even though the message voice guy says things to not make you push the button when you push the button…So funny! Heheh…I disclaim the big red button thing just in case…randomness…).

"Reeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddd Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuttttttttttttttttttttttttttttooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnn…" She pushed the red button and the rocket shot up and went under her, causing S.S to fall on the rocket and ride it (Blast off!).

Xaldin was about to open his door until S.S and the rocket shot and made a hole through the door. Xaldin looked at the hole and the trail of rainbow smoke from the rocket.

"FAERIES…I gotta stop eating chocolate today…WHAT AM I SAYING? EAT CHOCOLATE AND HUNT FAERIES, STOP EATING CHOCOLATE LATER!" Xaldin took out an old fashioned butterfly net. "ALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" He yelled his war cry and followed the trail of smoke.

"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" S.S yelled. But, Jinx the chat held a thick metal block and it stopped and broke the rocket. S.S looked at the cat and it said only one word: "Meow." And Jinx stuck her (she's a girl cat in case no one knew) and went to eat tuna.

"Found you!" Demyx grabbed her and smiled. "I heard Larxene was looking for you. Don't worry, I told her that you were at Toys 'R Us. Wait…she'll decapitate every doll in front of little kids…oh well. That happens every week."

"Demy I'm back!" Siruxa said. She had a big platinum trophy and bags of munny.

"Hey what did you do?"

"Won a tournament and more money. Now we can go to Atlantica! Is that a doll?"

S.S jumped off and looked serious. "I finally found you! Prepare to face your imminent doom! I will finally be Head Mischief Doll!"

Siruxa just picked up S.S and put her in a summoned shadow puddle and dropped her in it, with S.S screaming and shaking her fist.

"Where will she go?"

"The perfect home."

S.S landed on a doorstep lifeless and a girl was in front of her. She picked it up and brought the doll inside.

"Sora! Riku! I found the cutest doll!"

Sora looked at the doll and poked it. "Looks stupid."

"That's mean! Fine, you'll watch her until I get back from shopping with Selphie!" Kairi stormed out and left the boys behind.

"I'm gonna sleep on the couch." Riku got to the couch and immediately fell asleep. Sora took the doll and put it facing away from him.

"Stupid doll…"

"You shouldn't call dolls stupid." S.S's head rotated to face Sora. "I'm Sunflower Sue. Will you play with me?"

"Riku?" Sora said. S.S was coming closer and had a creepy face and laugh. Riku didn't stir in his sleep. "RIKU!"

A/n: Wow…that doll is cuckoo.

Riku: A cuckoo doll in a story made by a cuckoo author.

Demyx: Hey! I found a doll!"

Axel: You dumbass! That's S.S!

Me: Um…send your reviews before we are facing our doom by the adorably crazy S.S…please?

S.S: Do you want to play?

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!