Does anyone remember Alisha's Attic?



[Treguard has annoyed a Series 4 Dungeoneer by ignoring her pre-quest nerves. She has picked up the eye shield, and he is now driving her on whilst belittling her, but she really doesn't like it.]



He said: 'Dungeoneer pick that silver shield up, y'know it helps you see'

He said: 'Game on, game on, press on, cheer up, look like,

You're enjoying the quest'

Oh and he said: 'You can't win the game

Yr'another one of my fools

And I'll soon be saying 'ooh nasty' now

Don't stop, O, Dungeoneer, coz

I ain't got no sympathy for you.'

And I am, eye shield, and

I wanna pull his beard off

Yeah that'd be fun

Coz I sure got sharp fingernails

I click my heels and spellcast RETIRE

He sparks a little but nothing happens

And that guy Treguard's still in his chair



I am, eye shield

I sometimes think that you forget that

I am, eye shield

I got to get away from here

I am, eye shield

This girl's a person y'know

I am, eye shield...