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Title: Why me?
Chapter: My life is a living hell
Disclaimer:D Now it's the big moment what you all have been waiting for! I hope you all enjoy this chappiee! And also I don't own Inuyasha for the umpteenth time. I want to though then I would make millions :D okay now I have to get back to reality xD
The bright sun arose from the horizon and its sunbeams glistened onto the ship. Everyone on the ship got up and did their daily routine but some particular teenagers.
"Rise and Shine Sesshoumaru-sama" Yura smiled as she opened the curtains and the sun rays lightened up the whole room.
"What the hell" Sesshoumaru said as he opened his eyes. There stood the most horrible sight he had ever seen. It was Yura in her towel. It seems like she had just finished taking a shower. But to Yura she wanted Sesshoumaru to think that she was ahem 'sexy'
Kagome got up from her 'bed' and looked out the window and saw Yura with a towel on and so did Kagura. "Put some clothes on!" Kagome shouted.
"Excuse me but I think Sesshoumaru-sama likes it" Yura smiled.
"Well it seems like Sesshoumaru is going blind" Kagura said as she pointed to Sesshoumaru. His face was buried in his blankets.
"Whatever I was going to go change anyway" Yura rolled her eyes,
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In another room a black haired girl slowly opened her eyes and saw a particular monk. Sango was surprised that Miroku's hand was on her butt and she was on the same bed that she was in.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Miroku opened his eyes and shot up.
"LETCH LETCH LETCH YOU BASTARD!" Sango said as she banged a pillow onto Miroku's head which caused a big lumped.
"Attention passengers please pack up your luggage, we are about to dock on the Bahamas we hoped you enjoyed your stay" The loudspeaker said.
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"Come on losers!" Kagura laughed as she waved her hand. When the gang got off the ship there they embarked a sand beach, the water was pure blue, the sun was out, there were palm trees everywhere and plus there was a humongous hotel.
"I'm coming!" Kagome shouted as she linked arms with Ayame, Rin, and Sango and they ran all the way to the hotel.
"What happened?" Miroku said as he opened
"Aloha" Inuyasha said as he greeted the host.
"Fool this is the Bahamas not Hawaii" Sesshoumaru laughed.
When the gang went inside there they embarked marble floors, there was a water fountain in the middle, there was a big staircase in the middle, and the walls were decorated with intricate designs. There were plants everywhere. On the big stairs was a long red carpet that was on top of it. There were revolving doors. The walls were almost all glass. Once the gang checked out their rooms they ran for the elevator.
"I GOT THIS ROOM!" Inuyasha shouted as he flopped on the bed.
"THIS ROOM IS MINE!" Kagome exclaimed as she opened the door.
"I'm on vacation with idiots" Sesshoumaru mumbled.
"Alright then the girls get that room and we get that room" Miroku announced as he went into their room.
Once everyone got in their room they unpacked their stuff and met down in the lounge. In the lounge there were bean bags everywhere. There was a big plasma TV and a big leather couch. On the side there were big glass doors that reached almost up to the ceiling. There were glass tables and there were 4 bean bag chairs around each table.
"Is everyone here?" Kagome asked.
Everyone nodded. Then they turned over to look at Kagome. The sun has set and it was nighttime.
"Now anyway we have thought about your punishment" Sango laughed.
The guys gulped. They knew the girls have been planning something evil.
"Well we will have to give you your dare tomorrow because the sun has set and the hot springs has close." Kagura sighed.
"Did you say Hot springs?" Miroku's face lit up.
"Perverted Monk" Sango mumbled.
"Anyway so today we shall have some fun" Kagome announced.
"So…?" Sesshoumaru asked.
"Dare night" Kagome smirked. Dare night is a little tradition they had since they were 13. Whenever they were on vacation there would always be dare night. Dare night is when the guys and girls split up…then they would make up dares in a piece of paper…then they would pick out dares…and each team will have a camcorder to prove that that did it. And the winning team will make the losers do a stunt. ((Tee hee I sort of got this idea from BBShadowcat please don't see me xD I changed it a little only))
"Alright then Here are your index cards so start scribbling" Ayame said as she handed Kouga the guys the index cards and pens.
---One hour later---
"Alrighty now we put the cards face down on the table and spilt up into pairs." Kagome said.
"Me and Kagome, Ayame and Rin, Kagura and Yura" Sango said.
"Sorry Kagura Yura is the only girl who hasn't been paired up yet" Sango whispered to Kagura.
"It's alright" Kagura said.
"Okay then it's me and Sesshoumaru, Kouga and Shippo, Miroku and Naraku" Inuyasha said. ((Naraku was in the room all this time sorry for the inconvenience xD I just had to add him or else Kouga wont have a partner))
"Ready?" Kagome asked as she glared at Inuyasha.
"Alright I'll pick a card" Inuyasha said as he went over to the pink index cards and then flipped one over.
"Oh god" Sesshoumaru mumbled as he looked over his brothers shoulder.
"HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSE TO HIGH JACK A CAR AND JACK ITS LIECENSE PLATE?" Inuyasha shouted.
"I bet Sesshoumaru knows" Kagome rolled her eyes at Sesshoumaru. Sesshoumaru cocked an eye then smirked at Kagome.
"Anyway it's your turn" Inuyasha said.
"Sango you want to pick?" Kagome asked.
"Alright" Sango said as she went over to the blue index cards.
Sango slowly picked up an blue index card and read it out loud.
"We have to what?" Kagome sweat dropped.
"Break into the operating room in the hotel and make the whole hotel lights shut down" Sango read out loud.
"This is so sad" Kagome sobbed.
"Right back at cha" Sesshoumaru smiled.
"It's your turn Kouga" Kagura said.
Kouga nodded and went over to the other side of the table and picked up an index card.
"What do we have to do Kouga?" Shippo asked.
Kouga read it silently and then widened his eyes.
"We have to go into the mall, go into Victoria's secret, and all these on the shopping list, then try to sell them for the same price on the streets"
Everyone suddenly bursted out laughing hysterically.
"So Kagura its your turn"
"Alright" Kagura said as she was about to pick up a blue card someone interrupted her.
"I want that one!" Yura shouted.
"Damn fine" Kagura winced as she shifted to the other side of the table and picked up a blue card.
"What is it?" Yura asked.
"Cant you wait?" Kagura asked
Everyone looked at Kagura's face as it turned pale.
"What is it Kagura?" Rin asked.
"We have to go on the streets, beg as hobos and then we have to make twenty dollars" Kagura said.
"Seems fun" Sesshoumaru snorted.
"Then why don't you do it?" Kagura sneered.
"Sorry I am already high jacking something" Sesshoumaru chuckled.
"Alright your turn Ayame" Kouga said as he looked at the blue card on the table.
Ayame bent over and picked up a card. Rin was looked at Ayame as she slowly flipped it over and read it.
"What is it?" Rin asked.
"We have to go up to strangers and then ask them for their autograph and their telephone numbers then call them"
"I don't want that dare" Rin cried.
"Me either"
"Too bad" Kouga responded.
"Miroku your turn" Sango said as Miroku went over and took the last pink card.
"What do we have to do?" Naraku asked.
"We have to try to convince the hotel people so they can give us the keys then we have to break into the rooms, then jack something important to them" Miroku said.
"Alright everyone the clock just struck 10, time to get to work" Kagome smirked as she and her partner parted along with everyone else.
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"Alright now, which car you want to jack?" Inuyasha asked his brother.
"That one right there" Sesshoumaru snarled as he pointed to silver Porsche. The only reason why he wanted to jack it is because it looked better then his own.
"Nah it's to hard, it's the new model. It probably has protection or whatever. How about this one?" Inuyasha asked as he went over to a black BMW.
"That's the managers car you moronic idiot, of he finds out that we high jacked it then we're dead"
"Fine how about that one?" Inuyasha said as he pointed to yellow buggy.
"Yea" Sesshoumaru raised an eyebrow. "I thought that buggy was a huge pile of crap"
"How do we get in?" Inuyasha asked.
"Shoot" Sesshoumaru sighed.
"Great now we have to go through 5 floors of this whole parking lot, and see which ones open."
"If I were you stop talking and hurry up"
Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru went around the whole first floor parking lot trying to open the car's locked doors, until a certain someone spotted them.
"Hey you two" Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru froze as the figure with a flashlight came closer.
"What?" Inuyasha snarled.
"What are you two doing here?" The man asked.
"He looks familiar" Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha thought. Then it clicked he was one of the Taisho Inc's assistance. He was one of the 'high class' people that works in one of their fathers companies.
Sesshoumaru sent Inuyasha a smirk then turned to the man.
"We're here inspecting for Inutaisho" Sesshoumaru made a 'follow-me-or-we'll-get-in-trouble' face.
"Inutaisho isn't here though"
"Yes we know but ahem…we came in his place for the grand ball" Inuyasha cleared his throat. He just blurted out the first thing that the host told them about earlier.
"And what are your names?" He asked suspiciously.
Sesshoumaru looked around and then spotted a pack of gum and a cigarette.
"Uh…I'm Wrigley Marlboro" Sesshoumaru stuttered as he glared at Inuyasha who was laughing like an idiot.
"And yours?"
Inuyasha stopped then looked around the parking lot. He then spotted a McDonalds and an Edy's ice cream carton.
"I'm Ronald Edy" Inuyasha said proudly.
"Alright tell me the news on Inutaisho"
"That we cannot say, but we can tell you that a guy named Kai Mikayura will be laid off" Sesshoumaru smirked as the man stood there stoned.
"No please! Is there anyway I can save my job?" He asked.
"Well do you know who's Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru?" Inuyasha asked.
"Of course their the CEO's of Taisho Inc. in Japan, Inuyasha is the famous business man and Sesshoumaru is the famous actor and Business man"
"Of course" Sesshoumaru smirked. "Now you just tell Sesshoumaru that he's the best boss in the world and make people send him flowers"
"Yes sir"
"And make all the employees hail Inuyasha once he gets back from his trip"
"Yes"
"By the way what else do you public know about Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha."
"I heard that Sesshoumaru has a wife now. And damn she is pretty I would like to get me some of those—" Before he can finish Sesshoumaru hung him by the neck and tied him to a chair, then sent him into the janitor's elevator up to the roof.
"Ah so he does care about Kagome" Inuyasha smirked.
"Now hurry up and find a car we can highjack!" Sesshoumaru growled as he yanked a license plate out of a BMW.
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"Is that Victoria's secret?" Shippo asked for the 70th time.
"No that is— that is Victoria's secret!" Kouga shouted as he dashed to the store.
"How are we going to but the stuff?" Shippo asked.
"Don't you have some money on you?" Kouga asked.
The Kitsune shook his head. "Crap" Kouga cursed under his breath.
"Alright shorty, you distract the girls and the cashier while I grab a stash of stuff alright?" Kouga announced.
Shippo nodded and put the camcorder on the table, and it will be filming Kouga. As soon as Shippo hit the 'record' button they got right to work. Shippo approached to the cashier with big googly eyes.
"Excuse me miss but I can't find my mommy, but she is in the store" Shippo said sadly.
"Awwiee…don't worry I'll help you" The lady said as she made an announcement. "All ladies please come to the counter. Suddenly everyone girl that was in the store went to the front desk.
"I lowst my mommy" Shippo cried as the girls pinched and hugged Shippo.
"Alright Shippo good job" Kouga laughed as he went over to lotion corner and grabbed a stash of each thing that was in the store then stuffed it in his aluminum bag. Once he was done he gave Shippo a signal to stop.
Shippo suddenly stopped blubbering. "MOMMIEE!" Shippo cried as he ran outside the store into an old woman then hugged her.
"My dear who are you?" The woman asked as she looked at Shippo.
Shippo then sniffed the lady he was hugging then gulped. It was an old man dressed as a lady; he had lipstick on, a purse and a wig on. His old wrinkly face scared Shippo away.
Kouga walked out of the store finding Shippo running to him.
"What the hell" Kouga shouted as Shippo climbed on to him.
"That Man…Woman…Sheman…Manwoman!" Shippo exclaimed as Kouga pushed him off his shoulder and kept on walking.
"You have the camcorder?" Kouga asked.
"Yupp" Shippo nodded as he thought of a plan to sell the things.
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