TEST OF MANLIHOOD! A ONE MAN HUNGER GAMES?!

Sorry for not updating! Forgive! I will reward you with this strangely entertaining three chapter installment to please your strangest fetishes! Also, this doesn't just have weird and awkward incidents but also a confrontation and unlikely battle between Maka and a new rival?! Also, Maka confesses to Chou for the first time! IM SO SO SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING! SO I WILL DEFINITELY DO THIS.

Also, you guys wanted climaxes? Well, they're finally here!

Today was physical examination.

Dear lord was Haruhi fucked.

I looked over at the she-male who was quietly studying for a test I probably should study for.

I broke the silence by asking her the first question of the day. "How you going to get out of it now?"

Haruhi wrote a few words before responding. "Kyoya arranged a special clinic for me like last time. No big."

No big? You almost got raped the last time I remembered. Or at least she told me about because I hadn't wildly appeared until the second semester of freshman year.

"Let's hope you don't have to be forced to strip publicly."

"You probably do."

I choked on air. "Lies! No way that's true."

As if one cue, Team Orange appeared, like creepers who were probably spying on us.

"So you haven't heard?"

"The host club is holding a special event that includes you!"

Like hell. I told them I'd only host . "Like hell!" I repeated. "Im not showing up."

"Chou will be there,"

"And you will earn 1500 hundred credit points with this one event,"

"That means, you'll be steps closer to your goal~!"

Dang flabbit. They were right for once. If I earn those 1500 points that means I wont have to deal with these cockgobblers for an entire month. I wont have to host, or please Chou for an entire month. AN ENTIRE MONTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I CAN DO FOR AN ENTIRE MONTH?!

Hikaru interrupted my 30 second Montague of my Pokemon adventures, "Do you want to know the task?"

He handed me a flyer and I looked down at the flambouyant print that was in horrible English.

"Test of Manlihood, You choose the Ending?"

Kaoru pulled down a white board.

"You see, this is a special event we hold each year. Our clients all come in for a sleepover which is supposed to be for club reasons,"

"During said sleepover, we hold this special event,"

"In this special event our Clients choose which Host will be the player. And this player goes under various tasks, that test his manlihood, courage, and entertain our guests."

"There is a winner and a loser. If you pass this event, you will receive a prize of your choice,"

"However if you lose, our clients will decide on your punishment. And they pick out your tasks and obstacles."

Oh god. Teenage girls testing a guy's manlihood. Poor guy. I CAN ONLY IMAGINE WHAT'S AWAITING HIM.

"This event is quite entertaining for the girls, "Haruhi says, "It'll definitely get you over 1000 points with Chou. "

"That's if I'm picked. How exactly do you get picked?"

Hikaru sighed. "That's unanimous among the girls. Last year they picked Tamaki, and he failed horribly. He lost his manlihood."

That doesn't surprise me.

"However, the girls get to choose the guy based on their taste. Tamaki was chosen because he was the most popular, and it was our first year. "

"Now you were chosen."

"What?! Why?!"

They smirked. "Because you're the newbie."

The newbie?! What is this a sorority?!

I sighed in despair. Here I was being thrown into another one of their crazy antics. I wanted to be free of this host club once and for all, if it wasn't for Haruhi and Chou I would have nothing to do with this male Prostitution company. That's it. Once I create all this data, I am going to return Chou, payback Haruhi's debt(with my brother's will once I'm done with him) and move to the Netherlands with Haruhi. Yes. Haruhi is all that matters to me. I hate those twins, that Kyoya should be arrested, and Tamaki I swear I will sell him to circus.

"Excuse me, are you Maka Tanimoto?"

"Yeah, watchu want."

A tall boy with wavy black hair looked down at me with smiling eyes. The hell does he want with me?

"My name is Kai Hametsu, I'm the president of the Robotics club."

"Oh yeah, I remember you, you're that nerd who invited the twins to play Black Ops during 5th period. Do you know how much I want to murder you right now?"

He chuckled. "I apologize. I had no idea they had a test. I wasn't aware that you were so worried about their grade."
I made a face. "They can flunk if all I care. I'm just pissed off that everyone else suffered."

He smiled. "I'm sorry. Hey, Tanimoto-san, I've heard you had a classmate named Chou Otomina. Do you by any chance know if she's single? She's kinda hot."

This guy was getting on my nerves. "No. She aint."

"Really, is she dating anyone?"

"Damn right she is." I said, without hesitation.

"Aw man, it's just I figured since she spent so much time with you she wasn't seeing anyone.."

And then the words kept piling out and I couldn't control myself.

"SHE IS. And he is none other than a host in the host club! In fact, come to the Test if Manlihood tomorrow night and you will see him! If he wins he'll kiss her right in your face."

The kid looked a bit scared. I felt the pleasure of having to break his heart but then I realized my own decleration of war and that I was actually excited for it.

AM I FALLING IN LOVE WITH CHOU?!