Guess what you for-eyed computer, dont-have-a-life freaks! Im at my friend's house! And her internet works! So I decided to write a chapter while I was here and she helped me and we dont like Hilary Duff..... x.X jus'thought you would like to know. This is the official New Years Eve Chapter! Can I have a round of applause Place applause Hear ..... -.- fine be that way, I didnt need yourapplause anyway P. So now Im gonna write the chapter and watch fan girls on the Outkast Music Video "shake it like a poloroid picture" I think they're very talented.... Hear Hear!!!!!!!!! (crazy passerby person) Now we have passer-by people, because..... we are live at TRL building from MTV in NEW YORK! And what a crowd we have tonight, I can't wait to see Orlando Bloom! The Ball of Lights is getting ready! I think Im gonna stop pretending to be there and get back to planning my revenge on Hilary Duff :(
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Chapter 13
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WWLO The Doc (A/N: I like calling him Doc) is leading Kurama, Yusuke, and the Nemo eating fire demon to find a "magical" book to find a cure for Hiei's .... o.O retarded-ment... I made that word up because it sounds smart! ^-^
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Doc: Now a little further.....
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Hiei: u.u ... ZzzZzzzzZzzzZZZZZzzzz.......
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Yusuke: where is this "Book?", oh master of the mystery book?
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Kurama: we've been walking for hours!
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At this time, they were coming to a small corridor lit by torches that finally led into a big circular room with many doors.
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Yusuke: It seems we've found a Maze in Maze Castle!
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kurama: -.- you have worse short-term memory than kitsune....
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Doc: Hmmm.... which door is it again?
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Yusuke: You mean you dont remember!?
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Doc: jus' give me a second,
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10 hours later
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Before anyone knew it, the seconds turned into hours and everyone fell asleep except for the Doc who was still thinking and then it finally came to him
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Doc: I KNOW! *saying really loud*
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Kurama: *is awake now* know what?
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Doc: We're lost ^-^
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Kurama: WHAT?!
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Yusuke: *rubs sleep from eyes* why is everyone yelling? havent you people ever heard of R&R? (A/N: rest and relaxation not read and review)
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Kurama: *grabs yusuke's shirt collar* THIS IS NO TIME TO REST!?!
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Hiei: *yawn* What the Hell is going on?!
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Kurama & Yusuke: *looks over at Hiei* O.O
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Kurama: H- Hiei? o.o ....
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Hiei: ~.~ w- what?
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Yusuke: Aren't you supposed to be crazy?
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Hiei: hn... stupid Ningen
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Minna-san: *GASP*
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Ayame: HEY HEY HEY! What's going on here? I never said Hiei could come back to normal yet! :P
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Hiei: what do you mean "back to normal?"
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Kurama: You mean you don't remember anything?
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Hiei: remember what?
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Yusuke: nothing?......
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Hiei: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
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Doc: Its amazing, seems that the only reason why he was acting up was because he was tired and needed a little nap.
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Kurama: x.X Im not getting paid enough!
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Ayame: You don't get paid at all -.-
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Kurama: thats exactly why I quit! *walks away*
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Yusuke: I don't get paid either right?
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Doc: or me?
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Hiei: I don't have to be here... *vanishes*
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Ayame: w- what? You can't just leave! Get back here!
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Doc: *looks at Yusuke* wanna have tea?
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Yusuke: yea....
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Silence
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Ayame: *eyes water* no! th- this cant be happening!, wait!... there are still people tied up to a tree!
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Assisant: umm Ayame....
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Ayame: Yes?
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Assisant: the people at the tree were getting impatcient sooo .... they sorta left
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Ayame: BUT THIS IS MY FANFICTION! YOU CANT LEAVE! I ORDER YOU ALL TO COME BACK!
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And suprisingly enough, everyone appeared in the big room.
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Minna-san: o.O'
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Ayame: *snaps fingers* Now you will all forget that you're not getting paid enough and will go back to the script!
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So Kurama, Yusuke, the Doc and Hiei were still in the big room and Kitsune, Cyber, Kitten, Heero and Duo, Kenshin, Kaoru, Yahiko, InuYasha, Kagome, SAngo, Miroku, the evil Furbie and Cricket return tied up to the tree.
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At the Tree
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Minna-san: o.O
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Inu Yasha: How did we get tied up to this damn tree again!?
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Kagome: I can't take this anymore! I want my MOMMY! *sob*
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Duo: *is hitting head on tree* We're DOOMED!
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Heero: ~.~ I hear voices in my head saying... "Ulimate Game Countdown" over and over again!
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Kitsune: I think I know what happened!
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Cyber: really! I dont even think I know where I am!
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Kitsune: okay... first we were all fighting 3-eyed demons and then it got real dark, then there was a light.... and words that said ... "GAME OVER"!
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Sango: WHY ME!
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Miroku: This isnt so bad Sango, atleast we can spend some time together... ^-~
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Kitten: *sigh* I think everyone has lost it!
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In the Big Room
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Doc: I KNOW! *says real loud*
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Kurama: You know what?
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Doc: We're lost!
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Kurama: ....*sigh* Well I guess we better find a way out
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Yusuke: hmmm, lets wake up Hiei!
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Kurama: No, leave him be, I can think better when he isnt making noise....
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Hiei: *wakes up* huh? w- whats going on?
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Kurama: o.O Hiei? whats my name?
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Hiei: ^-^ GrandPA! YAY!
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Kurama: *sweatdrop* I guess he's not normal yet.-
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Doc: *snaps fingers* Aha! *book magically appears*
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Yusuke: how the Hell did you do that?
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Doc: o.O I dont know but oh well
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Hiei: THIS CALLS FOR A KODAK MOMENT! *pulls out camera*
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Yusuke: How did you do that?
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Hiei: u.u I dont wanna tell you, now everybody say CHEESE!
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Kurama: No....
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Hiei: *takes pictures* HAHAHA! *picture comes out* Shake it, shake, shake it, shake it like a poloriod picture! *is shaking it like a poloriod picture*
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Yusuke: Your starting to scare me...
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Hiei: I like scaring YOU! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *gasp* HA! *faints*
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Kurama: *sigh*
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Suddenly a pyschopath jumps out of one of the doors and into another... laughing like a maniac!
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Minna-san: o-kay---
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Doc: wait!... listen, one of the doors she went in had music coming from it, so lets find the door and then we will find my office ^-^
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Kurama: okay then everyone pick a door.
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Hiei: Yay! *opens door* huh? *crazy person comes out... who's name is Jennifer*
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Jennifer: *screams* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Hiei: Ah! psycho!
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Jennifer: No! Im jennifer
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Just then another person appeared, but with a jacket on that says "Correctional Facility No.1" on the back
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Yusuke: who the hell are you?
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Person: you are not qualified for that information, you may call me by my code name Crazy Cookie the 3rd. (A/N: I have no clue o.O thats what she wanted)
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Kurama: okay then, why are you here?
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CC3 (A/N: stands for Crazy Cookie 3rd): Im looking for a way out of here...
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Kurama: -.- well, how did you get in?
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CC3: I used that door... *points to door with Exit sign above it*
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Minna-san: ~.~
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Yusuke: then maybe you should go through that door
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CC3: okay.. *opens door and gets blown away by Hilary Duff music*
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Hiei: ACK! No! Its Evil! The HORROR! THE HORROR!!!!
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Doc: Oh! Now I remember! the exit sign is the door that leads to my office!
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Minna-san: @_@
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So the Doc, Kurama, Hiei, Yusuke, CC3 and Jennifer go to through the door into the office with hidious Hilary Duff music.
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Doc: *turns off music* She is my favorite ^-^
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Yusuke: o.O your some kinda freak
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Kurama: okay well we need that cure so lets find the book!
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Doc: okay hold on, I'll be right back it will only be a second.
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10 hours later
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And yet again the seconds turned into hours and everyone fell asleep again. Then finally the Doc comes back carrying a 50 pound book and then dropped it on the floor which caused Everyone to jump in their sleep and wake up.
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Kurama: *yawn* is that it?!
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Doc: yup! now I need to find the page ^-^
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Yusuke: *bangs head on wall* why dont we jus' order a damn pizza while we're at it!
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Doc: why dont we then!
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Yusuke: I wanst serious, besides it would take the pizza boy forever to find us
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Kurama: did you find it yet?
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Doc: ... ummm *stops at page* Aha! I found it, a cure for "Family Disputes"
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Kurama: Grrr... We're not related, and he's not my kid!
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Yusuke: We need a cure for psycho people who have become psychos for no reason!
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Doc: oh, well I was sure you were husband and wife and I guess we need a totally different book, I'll be right back. *picks up book and vanishes into bookstacks.
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10 hours later
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Everyone is asleep, again, jeez what a fun bunch!
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Doc: Okay! IM BACK!
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Kurama: *is awake* Well then find the damn cure already!
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Ayame: Hey!, Kurama isnt allowed to cuss! and so for your punishment I will sic 5000 Rabid Fan Girls on you! Oh and two more people *vanishes*
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Kurama: o.O Dear God! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Yusuke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *gasp* HA! *faints*
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5000 Rabid Fan Girls appear out of nowhere and start chasing Kurama around the book stacks
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FanGirls: Come Back Kurama! This time we only want your Pants!
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Arukas: Speak for yourself! I want his underwear!
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Karasu: I just want him!
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Kurama: *is crying, and running* Leave ME ALONE! WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME!
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Doc: *still looking for page, not noticing Rabid Fan Girls* Aha!
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Yusuke: could you stop saying that!
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Doc: -.-' okay well the cure for "Psychos who become psychos for no reason" is....
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Yusuke: is WHAT?!
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Doc: "eat five large lemons and green tea with pepper in it, hang up-side-down for 3 hours and then wrap your body in sea weed" ... thats odd, but I guess the only thing we can do is try it....
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Kurama came stumbling back to the group with both his shirt and pants gone. His hair was all messed up and it even looked as if they gave him a hack job. He had multicolored lipstick markings all over his body and he was only in his boxers!
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Yusuke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Wow Kurama, they must really like you, but they missed your boxers!
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Kurama: Dont you dare call for them! They're monsters!
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Hiei: I will save you Grandpa! ^-^
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Kurama: No, thats quite alright Hiei, I wouldnt feel much safer if you were protecting me in your current state.
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Doc: *comes back with ingredients* Here they are, now all we need to do is put it all together!
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So the Doc, Yusuke and Kurama, did everything to Hiei, they made him eat 5 large lemons, drink green tea with pepper in it, made him hang up-side-down for 3 hours and then wrapped his body in sea weed
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Doc: hmmmm
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Kurama: when is it supposed to work?
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Doc: not sure, I think there might be one more thing...
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Yusuke: this is crazy, and after he's cured what are we supposed to do with them? *points to CC3 and Jennifer who seem to be sleeping.... still*
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Kurama: The Doctor can take care of them...
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Hiei: I knew it! They are trying to kill us! The fat detective tries to kill us! Grandpa betrays us! They do not care if we dies!
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Kurama: *sweatdrop* there has to be something else cuz this isnt working!
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Doc: Im looking! Aha!
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Yusuke: DAMNIT! shut up!
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Doc: sorry, well I found something else, .... oh my god o.o
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Kurama: what is it?
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Yusuke: any day now!
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Hiei: They betrays us!
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Doc: ummm well...
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Yusuke & Kurama: WHAT?!?!
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Bwaahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Im sooooo mean! I just love cliff hangers dont you? I know you do, dont give me that look! You should have known it was coming! Its your fault for being the readers! You wont find out what it is till next chapter, you should be happy though. I gave you the price of two chapters in one, its way longer jus' call it my New years present to you. You know you love me!
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Chapter 13
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WWLO The Doc (A/N: I like calling him Doc) is leading Kurama, Yusuke, and the Nemo eating fire demon to find a "magical" book to find a cure for Hiei's .... o.O retarded-ment... I made that word up because it sounds smart! ^-^
-
Doc: Now a little further.....
-
Hiei: u.u ... ZzzZzzzzZzzzZZZZZzzzz.......
-
Yusuke: where is this "Book?", oh master of the mystery book?
-
Kurama: we've been walking for hours!
-
At this time, they were coming to a small corridor lit by torches that finally led into a big circular room with many doors.
-
Yusuke: It seems we've found a Maze in Maze Castle!
-
kurama: -.- you have worse short-term memory than kitsune....
-
Doc: Hmmm.... which door is it again?
-
Yusuke: You mean you dont remember!?
-
Doc: jus' give me a second,
-
10 hours later
-
Before anyone knew it, the seconds turned into hours and everyone fell asleep except for the Doc who was still thinking and then it finally came to him
-
Doc: I KNOW! *saying really loud*
-
Kurama: *is awake now* know what?
-
Doc: We're lost ^-^
-
Kurama: WHAT?!
-
Yusuke: *rubs sleep from eyes* why is everyone yelling? havent you people ever heard of R&R? (A/N: rest and relaxation not read and review)
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Kurama: *grabs yusuke's shirt collar* THIS IS NO TIME TO REST!?!
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Hiei: *yawn* What the Hell is going on?!
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Kurama & Yusuke: *looks over at Hiei* O.O
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Kurama: H- Hiei? o.o ....
-
Hiei: ~.~ w- what?
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Yusuke: Aren't you supposed to be crazy?
-
Hiei: hn... stupid Ningen
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Minna-san: *GASP*
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Ayame: HEY HEY HEY! What's going on here? I never said Hiei could come back to normal yet! :P
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Hiei: what do you mean "back to normal?"
-
Kurama: You mean you don't remember anything?
-
Hiei: remember what?
-
Yusuke: nothing?......
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Hiei: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
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Doc: Its amazing, seems that the only reason why he was acting up was because he was tired and needed a little nap.
-
Kurama: x.X Im not getting paid enough!
-
Ayame: You don't get paid at all -.-
-
Kurama: thats exactly why I quit! *walks away*
-
Yusuke: I don't get paid either right?
-
Doc: or me?
-
Hiei: I don't have to be here... *vanishes*
-
Ayame: w- what? You can't just leave! Get back here!
-
Doc: *looks at Yusuke* wanna have tea?
-
Yusuke: yea....
-
Silence
-
Ayame: *eyes water* no! th- this cant be happening!, wait!... there are still people tied up to a tree!
-
Assisant: umm Ayame....
-
Ayame: Yes?
-
Assisant: the people at the tree were getting impatcient sooo .... they sorta left
-
Ayame: BUT THIS IS MY FANFICTION! YOU CANT LEAVE! I ORDER YOU ALL TO COME BACK!
-
And suprisingly enough, everyone appeared in the big room.
-
Minna-san: o.O'
-
Ayame: *snaps fingers* Now you will all forget that you're not getting paid enough and will go back to the script!
-
So Kurama, Yusuke, the Doc and Hiei were still in the big room and Kitsune, Cyber, Kitten, Heero and Duo, Kenshin, Kaoru, Yahiko, InuYasha, Kagome, SAngo, Miroku, the evil Furbie and Cricket return tied up to the tree.
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At the Tree
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Minna-san: o.O
-
Inu Yasha: How did we get tied up to this damn tree again!?
-
Kagome: I can't take this anymore! I want my MOMMY! *sob*
-
Duo: *is hitting head on tree* We're DOOMED!
-
Heero: ~.~ I hear voices in my head saying... "Ulimate Game Countdown" over and over again!
-
Kitsune: I think I know what happened!
-
Cyber: really! I dont even think I know where I am!
-
Kitsune: okay... first we were all fighting 3-eyed demons and then it got real dark, then there was a light.... and words that said ... "GAME OVER"!
-
Sango: WHY ME!
-
Miroku: This isnt so bad Sango, atleast we can spend some time together... ^-~
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Kitten: *sigh* I think everyone has lost it!
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In the Big Room
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Doc: I KNOW! *says real loud*
-
Kurama: You know what?
-
Doc: We're lost!
-
Kurama: ....*sigh* Well I guess we better find a way out
-
Yusuke: hmmm, lets wake up Hiei!
-
Kurama: No, leave him be, I can think better when he isnt making noise....
-
Hiei: *wakes up* huh? w- whats going on?
-
Kurama: o.O Hiei? whats my name?
-
Hiei: ^-^ GrandPA! YAY!
-
Kurama: *sweatdrop* I guess he's not normal yet.-
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Doc: *snaps fingers* Aha! *book magically appears*
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Yusuke: how the Hell did you do that?
-
Doc: o.O I dont know but oh well
-
Hiei: THIS CALLS FOR A KODAK MOMENT! *pulls out camera*
-
Yusuke: How did you do that?
-
Hiei: u.u I dont wanna tell you, now everybody say CHEESE!
-
Kurama: No....
-
Hiei: *takes pictures* HAHAHA! *picture comes out* Shake it, shake, shake it, shake it like a poloriod picture! *is shaking it like a poloriod picture*
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Yusuke: Your starting to scare me...
-
Hiei: I like scaring YOU! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *gasp* HA! *faints*
-
Kurama: *sigh*
-
Suddenly a pyschopath jumps out of one of the doors and into another... laughing like a maniac!
-
Minna-san: o-kay---
-
Doc: wait!... listen, one of the doors she went in had music coming from it, so lets find the door and then we will find my office ^-^
-
Kurama: okay then everyone pick a door.
-
Hiei: Yay! *opens door* huh? *crazy person comes out... who's name is Jennifer*
-
Jennifer: *screams* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Hiei: Ah! psycho!
-
Jennifer: No! Im jennifer
-
Just then another person appeared, but with a jacket on that says "Correctional Facility No.1" on the back
-
Yusuke: who the hell are you?
-
Person: you are not qualified for that information, you may call me by my code name Crazy Cookie the 3rd. (A/N: I have no clue o.O thats what she wanted)
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Kurama: okay then, why are you here?
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CC3 (A/N: stands for Crazy Cookie 3rd): Im looking for a way out of here...
-
Kurama: -.- well, how did you get in?
-
CC3: I used that door... *points to door with Exit sign above it*
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Minna-san: ~.~
-
Yusuke: then maybe you should go through that door
-
CC3: okay.. *opens door and gets blown away by Hilary Duff music*
-
Hiei: ACK! No! Its Evil! The HORROR! THE HORROR!!!!
-
Doc: Oh! Now I remember! the exit sign is the door that leads to my office!
-
Minna-san: @_@
-
So the Doc, Kurama, Hiei, Yusuke, CC3 and Jennifer go to through the door into the office with hidious Hilary Duff music.
-
Doc: *turns off music* She is my favorite ^-^
-
Yusuke: o.O your some kinda freak
-
Kurama: okay well we need that cure so lets find the book!
-
Doc: okay hold on, I'll be right back it will only be a second.
-
10 hours later
-
And yet again the seconds turned into hours and everyone fell asleep again. Then finally the Doc comes back carrying a 50 pound book and then dropped it on the floor which caused Everyone to jump in their sleep and wake up.
-
Kurama: *yawn* is that it?!
-
Doc: yup! now I need to find the page ^-^
-
Yusuke: *bangs head on wall* why dont we jus' order a damn pizza while we're at it!
-
Doc: why dont we then!
-
Yusuke: I wanst serious, besides it would take the pizza boy forever to find us
-
Kurama: did you find it yet?
-
Doc: ... ummm *stops at page* Aha! I found it, a cure for "Family Disputes"
-
Kurama: Grrr... We're not related, and he's not my kid!
-
Yusuke: We need a cure for psycho people who have become psychos for no reason!
-
Doc: oh, well I was sure you were husband and wife and I guess we need a totally different book, I'll be right back. *picks up book and vanishes into bookstacks.
-
10 hours later
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Everyone is asleep, again, jeez what a fun bunch!
-
Doc: Okay! IM BACK!
-
Kurama: *is awake* Well then find the damn cure already!
-
Ayame: Hey!, Kurama isnt allowed to cuss! and so for your punishment I will sic 5000 Rabid Fan Girls on you! Oh and two more people *vanishes*
-
Kurama: o.O Dear God! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
-
Yusuke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *gasp* HA! *faints*
-
5000 Rabid Fan Girls appear out of nowhere and start chasing Kurama around the book stacks
-
FanGirls: Come Back Kurama! This time we only want your Pants!
-
Arukas: Speak for yourself! I want his underwear!
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Karasu: I just want him!
-
Kurama: *is crying, and running* Leave ME ALONE! WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME!
-
Doc: *still looking for page, not noticing Rabid Fan Girls* Aha!
-
Yusuke: could you stop saying that!
-
Doc: -.-' okay well the cure for "Psychos who become psychos for no reason" is....
-
Yusuke: is WHAT?!
-
Doc: "eat five large lemons and green tea with pepper in it, hang up-side-down for 3 hours and then wrap your body in sea weed" ... thats odd, but I guess the only thing we can do is try it....
-
Kurama came stumbling back to the group with both his shirt and pants gone. His hair was all messed up and it even looked as if they gave him a hack job. He had multicolored lipstick markings all over his body and he was only in his boxers!
-
Yusuke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Wow Kurama, they must really like you, but they missed your boxers!
-
Kurama: Dont you dare call for them! They're monsters!
-
Hiei: I will save you Grandpa! ^-^
-
Kurama: No, thats quite alright Hiei, I wouldnt feel much safer if you were protecting me in your current state.
-
Doc: *comes back with ingredients* Here they are, now all we need to do is put it all together!
-
So the Doc, Yusuke and Kurama, did everything to Hiei, they made him eat 5 large lemons, drink green tea with pepper in it, made him hang up-side-down for 3 hours and then wrapped his body in sea weed
-
Doc: hmmmm
-
Kurama: when is it supposed to work?
-
Doc: not sure, I think there might be one more thing...
-
Yusuke: this is crazy, and after he's cured what are we supposed to do with them? *points to CC3 and Jennifer who seem to be sleeping.... still*
-
Kurama: The Doctor can take care of them...
-
Hiei: I knew it! They are trying to kill us! The fat detective tries to kill us! Grandpa betrays us! They do not care if we dies!
-
Kurama: *sweatdrop* there has to be something else cuz this isnt working!
-
Doc: Im looking! Aha!
-
Yusuke: DAMNIT! shut up!
-
Doc: sorry, well I found something else, .... oh my god o.o
-
Kurama: what is it?
-
Yusuke: any day now!
-
Hiei: They betrays us!
-
Doc: ummm well...
-
Yusuke & Kurama: WHAT?!?!
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Bwaahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Im sooooo mean! I just love cliff hangers dont you? I know you do, dont give me that look! You should have known it was coming! Its your fault for being the readers! You wont find out what it is till next chapter, you should be happy though. I gave you the price of two chapters in one, its way longer jus' call it my New years present to you. You know you love me!