Ready for some Awkwardward?
I scuff my sneakers against the ground and duck my head.
WTF?
Am I shy all the sudden?
Am I fifteen?
I clear my throat and stand taller…
Look her in the eye…
And all I can think about is that bucket.
I try again and she takes pity on me.
"Hi."
Phew.
"Hi."
"So…"
Shit…
Now I need to say something.
Something insightful.
Something not creepy.
"I like your shirt."
Shit…
Totally not insightful.
Totally creepy.
She takes pity on me again and smiles, laughing.
"I know right? Who does not love a big eyed cartoon cat."
Okay…okay…
This is normal…
"I have panties that match." She says.
NOT NORMAL!