A.N. Hello readers! I'm not late uploading this time! (Woo, party!...no?) Anyways, this chapter is about Bel. Yay! I kinda wrote this chapter longer than usually would've, but I hope it's good~! Enjoy!

P.S. Don't forget to read the A.N. at the bottom...it's kinda longer today but yea ^-^;

What If…

Belphegor was a princess?

"Oi Fran!" Bel said in an annoyed tone, "Tell me again why we're doing this." The two Varia members, Bel and Fran, were in the backseat of a slim, black car that was headed towards England. The driver in the front seat was ignoring the two people in the backseat to the best of his ability.

"Ah Sempai~" Fran monotonely whined (if that's even possible), "I already went over this back at the Varia HQ."

"Too bad brat," Bel slightly sneered, "I'm the prince, so tell me again!"

"Princess," Fran corrected. *THWACK, THWACK, THWACK* came the sound of three knives that had found its target, the target being Fran's frog hat. "Ow, that hurts Sempai," Fran said.

The driver up front did not react. Earlier during the ride, when the driver had not known the two Varia's abilities, he had stopped the car in the middle of the highway to do a first-aid check up on Fran. The driver still remembered frantically slapping Fran's face to make sure he was still alive. When he had found out that Fran was still alive and well with knives puncturing his skull, he was…well…freaked out. After a repeat of this knife-throwing act, the driver had gotten used to it. Up front, the driver sighed in remembrance of this memory. These were not normal people.

"So Sempai, this is how it went…" Fran monotonely said, going into story mode. "Once upon a time there was a pitiful, rejected prince named Bel-sempai…" *THWACK, THWACK, THWACK* "Bel-sempai~ you're interrupting my story telling."

"Tell me the details properly peasant," Bel said. "Go on."

"Once upon a time there was a pitiful, rejected prince named Bel-sempai…" *THWACK, THWACK, THWACK* "Ow."

"Ushishishi…" Bel snickered.

This time, Fran just pulled out the knives from his hat and threw it out the window muttering, "Stupid thing, stupid thing, stupid thing." Then Fran continued. "…Bel-sempai had joined the Varia after everyone from his country kicked him out; therefore, he was now a fallen prince. One day, approximately a week ago, a letter came into the Varia's mail box addressed to Bel-sempai. The letter came from the queen of England about some urgent news. The news was this: The princess of England was very ill due to some sickness. Unfortunately, there was going to be a big upcoming event that the princess needed to attend to. In order to prevent the public from knowing her sickness and the paparazzi from coming after her, she needed a person to discreetly double as her and attend the event. The English secret service and the people working for the queen all went out to find anyone who had similar appearances as the princess…and Bel-sempai was the one. So the English are now currently waiting for the fallen prince, who now has a second chance to make good use of his life." *THWACK, THWACK, THWACK* "The end." Turning to Bel, Fran monotonely said, "Bel-sempai got lucky to be able to become the pretty, little princess of England."

Bel frowned.

Just as Bel was about to throw some more knives at Fran, the driver up front told them that they had arrived to their destination. The two Varia members then got out of the car and looked at the sight in front of them. Standing tall and proud was the castle of the royal family of England. It was just as big as (and maybe even bigger than) the Varia's castle. Bel and Fran then walked to the doors of the castle and entered. The interior of the castle was just as grand as the exterior. Right as they stepped inside, a grand chandelier could be seen hanging above and an even grander staircase stood in front of them.

"Hello Mr. Belphegor, Mr. Fran, welcome to the royal castle. My name is Helen and I will be your instructor and guide during your stay here," said the brunette haired woman named Helen.

"Ushishishishi…" Bel said.

"….." Fran stayed silent.

*Sweatdrop*

"Ok…um please follow me," Helen said. Helen gave the two people a tour around the castle and showed them their rooms, etc. Finally, when the tour had finished, Helen stopped the two Varia members. "Now, since we can't have any unwanted guests to know the reason why you're here, we are going to the well guarded, underground facility where your training will take place."

Bel frowned in confusion at the word 'training' and took out his knives.

"Not that kind of training," Helen quickly said. While leading the two Varia members downstairs, Helen explained what they would be doing that day. "Today we will be teaching you, Mr. Belphegor, how to be a princess. You will learn how to walk properly in any shoes or apparel, the proper eating etiquette, how to greet important people, how to give good speeches, and so on. Now please come this way." The three people entered an enormous room that connected to many other rooms. "This is where I will train you." Glancing at Fran, she added, "Extra guest may watch the lesson from the side."

"Ushishishishi…No way am I doing this peasant," Bel said.

"The term we use now in the twenty-first century is commoners…not even. I will be treated as your equal, not as a 'peasant'," Helen said.

"Ushishishishi, I'm getting out of here," Bel said, turning around.

"I'm afraid you can't do that," Helen replied. "We are underground and all exits are heavily guarded. You will stay here."

"Ushishishishi, then I'll blast out of here using my storm flame." Bel prepared to take out his box weapon.

"I wouldn't do that if I were you," Helen warned. "These walls were specially made to resist such attacks from flames, and if you did manage to get out, you would have to pay the damage fees."

"Ushishishishi, then I'll just kill everyone," Bel said.

"Do not underestimate me Mr. Belphegor," Helen said, eyes momentarily flashing. Lifting up her right hand, she lit her ring with a lightning flame. "Not only am I in service of her royal Highness and the English secret service, I also have a connection with the mafia. I suggest you do not test me."

"Ushishishishi…I'm from the Varia Assassination Squad peasant. I can kill you."

"True, but you also have to stay here due to your bosses orders don't you?" Helen said.

Bel frowned. "How do you know that peasant?"

"Score one for Helen-san," Fran cut in. "Helen-san: 1 / Bel-sempai: 0."

"Shut up you frog brat," Bel said to Fran. Then turning to Helen, Bel asked, "How did you know that my boss gave me those orders?"

Cutting off her flame, Helen answered, "Because I video recorded it." Taking out the disc containing the video, Helen found a nearby TV in another room and turned it on for the two Varia members to see.

*VIDEO*

Fran: "Ah, Bel-sempai, you've got mail."

Bel: "What is it?"

Fran: "It's from the queen of England…it says this: (reads content)"

Bel: "No way am I doing that."

Mammon: *Floats into room* "Mmm I heard what the letter said. If you attend this, then you'll be paid grandly for it…"

Bel: "I'm not going peasant."

Mammon: "You still owe me money."

Bel: "Ushishishishi…no peasant." *Throws knives*

Mammon: *Dodges*

Squalo: *Enters room and knives cross his path* "VOOIII! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR!"

Bel: "Ushishishishi…"

Fran: "Ah! The long-haired Squalo-taichou came."

Lussuria: *Appears behind Squalo* "Oh, did I hear that you'll be able to dress grandly as a princess Bel-honey?"

Bel: *Ignores Lussuria*

Lussuria: "How lovely~!"

Bel: "No."

*Argument arises, knives are thrown, swords are swung, etc.*

Xanxus: *Enters room pissed* "SHUT UP YOU PIECES OF TRASH!"

*Silence*

Xanxus: "Just go to England. Get out of my sight and stay the fuck quiet so I can sleep."

Bel: "But boss—"

Xanxus: *Aims guns and shoots*

*Everyone ducks*

Xanxus: "Don't question me you fucking trash."

*END OF VIDEO*

"Ushishishishi…"

"Don't worry Mr. Belphegor, I removed the camera afterwards. As you can see, you have no choice but to stay here," Helen said.

"Yay for Bel-sempai," Fran said in a monotone voice. "Time for How to be a Princess 101." *THWACK, THWACK, THWACK* "Ow, that hurts Sempai…"

Raising an eyebrow, Helen didn't question anything. Instead, she took out a clipboard and crossed something out and wrote something else in its place. "I see that I can take out self-defense lessons from my teaching list and add self-constraining to it instead."

And so the lessons began.

Walking Lessons

Bel learns to walk in high heels, flats, sneakers, etc. He also learns how to walk in all sorts of clothing including dresses, skirts, shorts, etc. EPIC FAILURE for the first few hours.

"Bel-sempai, you're not walking straight or naturally," Fran commented. "It looks like you have sand down your pants while you're failing at taking the drunk driving test." *THWACK, THWACK, THWACK*

"Shut up peasant."

Appearances

"As we all can see, Mr. Belphegor is not a lady," Helen said. "Therefore we have to give him a makeover so that his appearance matches to Princess Bella's."

Bel gets a makeover. The results are…different. Bel now has long, extended golden curls with bangs that are less messy. He is wearing an elegant, red dress and he also has high heels on. On his head was a tiara and he wore elbow-high gloves.

Helen brought up a picture of Princess Bella and showed it to Fran and Bel. The princess looked almost identical to Bel, which was pretty shocking.

"Wow, Bel-sempai now has a twiny," Fran said. "Now you won't feel like you're forever alone Sempai." *Knives are thrown*

"Lucky for you Mr. Belphegor, you didn't have much body hair so you didn't have to get a waxing. But those chests need to be inflated a bit…"

Proper Eating Etiquettes

"…now, when you cut meat you hold your fork in your left hand and the knife in the right…Mr. Belphegor please hold your utensils correctly. Loosen your grip and hold the knife like this *shows*."

Bel adjusts.

"No, not like that. You're not here to kill someone Mr. Belphegor."

"Ushishishishi…"

"Bel-sempai, you look like a three-year-old having trouble eating his food."

*Knives are thrown*

"Excuse me Mr. Belphegor, but that isn't a proper eating etiquette."

How to Greet Important People

"When you greet important people Mr. Belphegor, you must start with the most important person first. Then you go down the line. Remember to shake their hands and give a good compliment. Flattery is good, especially for the ladies. Here, practice shaking hands with Mr. Fran."

"Ow Sempai, you're crushing my hand," Fran monotonely said. "You won't make friends that way Sempai…not that any would come to you."

*Knives*

Giving Good Speeches

"Now, you may not have to give a speech, but just in case, I'll teach you how to. First in your speech, properly address the important people. Then satisfy the citizens. Next…"

*Bel ignores*

Interaction with Children

"Mr. Belphegor, this is an important skill you need to learn so I suggest you pay close attention. Interaction with the children of this country reflects well on the princess. It shows that the princess is loving and caring to her future citizens no matter what their status is. One way to interact with children is simple. You just talk with them. You, Mr. Belphegor, or to them you would be Princess Bella, must make sure you don't scare the children. Remember to smile, give out flowers, receive gifts, etc."

"Ushishishishi…"

"Sempai, that smile was creepy. You'd probably scare all the kids away with that smile…and break some mirrors."

*Knives*

*Sigh* "Another easy way to interact with the children is story-telling and singing. The story and song could be known ones, but made-up ones are good too. Made-up stories and songs show good imagination and ability. Why don't you try it right now? Tell me a story, a made-up one."

"Ushishishishi…Once upon a time there was a peasant. The peasant didn't listen to his prince's orders so he was sent to execution. There he was beheaded. The end."

O_o

"Bel-sempai, that was a terrible bed time story," Fran commented. "It wasn't long enough either."

"Shut up peasant."

"Um, maybe we should stick to reading from books Mr. Belphegor… Now let's see your singing skills. Try making-up a song. It could be short, long, simple, or emotional. You could even do a parody… Try it."

"Ushishishishi…hmm…Bakka, bakka little Fran. How I hate you, you little brat. I will stab you with a knife. Causing you some grief and strife. Bakka, bakka little Fran. How I hate you, you little brat (Parody of Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star).

"Bel-sempai, I don't like that song."

"Shut up peasant. You wouldn't be able to do even that, but the prince can."

Helen sighed heavily.

And so the rest of the day went by with more training.

Day of the Big Event

"…and I would like to welcome Princess Bella to the Table of Honor…"

*Clapping*

"Ushishishishi…"

O_O How did this end…you guessed it: Badly.

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