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Apple Juice and candy floss- I don't know when the wedding is I am trying to think of more ways to make the wedding as dramatic as possible.
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WEDDING BELL HELL 12 (I think) - Dolls, Perfect days and Doctor Bunny?
SHIKI POV
I was running through a field of black roses my heart pounding Rima's golden orange hair shone like the sun and sunset at the same time. 'RIMA.' I called, she turned around smiling my heart raced as I ran toward her she flashed her wedding ring then whispered, 'bye.' I tried to reach out to hold here but she was gone. Then I realised. To the thin air I called out 'Rima I lo-'
"SHIKI." Rima yelled "wake up if you didn't want to take me to the doctors and to go shopping you should have said I'll go on my own."
I rubbed my eyes groggily she stormed off down the hallway I walked out the room after her. "Wait up Rima." I called struggling still to remember what I had dreamt of to freak me out so much.
Just then Kaname walked out of his bedroom yawning "Good morning Shi~" With that he plopped unconscious on to the floor. Hm must be thirsty or something oh well. I walked past him down toward the lobby Ichijou was talking with Takara what had Rima done now?
"And then a cobra slithered out from underneath my pillow…" Takara began then looking at me gasped her mouth gaping open Takuma turned around too and fainted onto the floor. The rest of the night class were waiting outside for Kaname to say they could go to town.
Then the domino effect happened everyone took one glance at me and fainted to the floor what was I that gorgeous? Rima read my mind, narrowing her eyes she replied mentally, 'Maybe its because they happen to have some discomfort on a guy who can't dress himself Mr. vanity or they just really hate ponies.'
'Huh Rima what on earth are you talking about. I always wear nice clothes.' I looked down at myself then I got it Rima's camera flashed just in time to me turning bright red in nothing but my little pony boxers.
I raced back through the dormitories when a hand slid around the door and snaked around my waist. "Hey Senri- babe - kun though the boxers could be better I am more attracted to you this way." Takara's idiotic voice floated round the doorway.
I hit her hand away something I rarely do to a lady it was not the way I was brought up. I shoved on a shirt and jeans and raced out. Leaving a shocked Takara in my wake.
"Rima let's go before…" I told her spotting Takara grabbed Rima's hand and rushed through the gate.
We ran out into the street and turned to see an old lady, "AWWWWW young love." she crooned.
Rima went that funny red colour again. "Hey old lady," I called not meaning any offence, "can you not say such phrases my friend is ill don't excite her by making false accusations." Rima's face looked like it had been burnt great now she was even iller.
"Young man on the contrary I believe YOU are the one that is exciting her for some weird reason." The old lady said with a sniff as she walked off.
Rima was luminous now it was quite funny actually aside from the fact she must be feeling so ill.
RIMA POV
Is it that obvious I like him? That people can see at how far gone I am at mere sight? Shi- Takuma's voice floated into my head and no I am not a schizophrenic so shut it. Great just *Ichijou word* great. Oh and now Ichijou censored my thought to oh I was gonna kill him before the "big day."
Shiki must have noticed my angry demeanour and furious tirade of stomping because he actually looked scared then seemed to gather himself in the doctors grasping my hand and rushing to the counter making us smash the wooden desk it splintered into a dozen pieces.
"RIMA TOUYA IS HERE HER APPOINTMENT IS AT 12.30 HURRY UP SHE COULD BE DYING OF SWINE FLU!!!!" Shiki screamed.
For a moment I was humiliated then I realised the laugh I could get out of it.
A few startled people screamed and ran from the doctors surgery full pelt I coughed deliberately making them run through the door instead of opening it.
Though I love Shiki with as I recently discovered with all of my heart he can be… a gullible idiot.
Like the time I told him you didn't eat the toast you ate the toaster. Hey in my defence I did not know later that night I would be visiting him in hospital with 1st degree burns in his mouth and 5 missing teeth but the idiot still swallowed it he wanted to become bumblebee from transformers.
The next second he had me on the floor his body straddled me as he pounded me chest. "BREATHE RIMA BREATHE!" He screamed at the top of his lungs irritated I pushed him off me.
I brushed of my clothes picked him up and glared at him. "Senri Shiki you are the biggest .. Grrrr I know if someone has swine flu," he started towards me, "WHICH I DON'T," I tagged on quickly, "They do not need to be resuscitated they need antibiotics."
"I thought when you do the breathy thing it is called amputation?" He sounded puzzled I resisted the urge to slap myself.
No I mouthed at him. Just then a portly red faced walrus a like man shuffled in wearing a doctors coat. "Janet I asked for more iced tea five minutes ago." he demanded to an empty desk angrily.
"DOCTOR BUNNIES I HAVENT SEEN YOU IN 50 YEARS HOW YOU DOING BRUV." Shiki screamed at the top of his lungs.
The doctor turned slowly his red face turning a deep purple his eyes bulged in their sockets as they saw Shiki. "My .. Name is … doctor Hawk." Doctor Hawk said before he collapsed to the floor.
"DOCTOR BUNNIES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO." Shiki screamed rushing to the doctors corpse. Gently I grabbed Shiki's arm and held him to me as I had 50 years previously as we seen the previous doctor hawk die and fifty years before that Dr. hawk.
"Shh Shiki," I cooed to him, "Its all right he is in happy bunny heaven with all his other doctor and dentist and optometrist relatives we've met I will buy you some pocky later."
He pulled away looking at me my heart pushed towards him as if it wanted to follow him he never noticed. "you promise."
"I promise." I said solemnly. Just then the next hawk came out.
"Doctor bunny?" Shiki said hopefully.
"Actually sir I'm Doctor Hawk. Miss. Touya do come in." Doctor Hawk said awkwardly.
"Yay Rima don't keep doctor bunny waiting come on." Shiki called the doctor gave me an odd glance I shrugged and walked in sitting down on the prickly seats.
"So miss. Touya what seems to be the problem." The doctor asked.
Shiki waved his hand in the air he always got like this in the doctors. Sigh this was going to take a while.
SHIKI POV (this is not for the faint hearted)
"Yes er Mr…" Dr. bunny began.
"SHIKI." I said happily.
"Okay Shiki what is wrong with Miss. Touya?" Doctor bunnies junior, junior asked
Basically I somehow lost my beloved dr. bunnies for 5 generations rima said they went to happy bunny heaven.
"Basically hoppitty hop pants whenever I see Rima she is always bright red and she only smiles for me AND she just coughed once and I tried to amputate her but she wouldn't let me." For some reason dr. Bunnies face twitched like a real hop hop see he even had fur like hair which I NEEDED to chop off so I could pet it like a real bugs bunny.
Then bugs bunny took a pen and chewed on it like a carrot. "Amputate her?" he looked terrified.
"Yes she could have needed it I think she has swine flu." I whispered melodramatically a little too loud as Rima's face flashed with annoyance.
"I do not have swine flu I am fine you are over reacting as always surely you can see that doctor? And he means resuscitate." Rima said in her Shiki you have crossed the line voice.
"Yes Shiki what you are describing seems like an emotional bug." He smiled as Rima went redder, "I'm guessing you have to be the one to catch it." He said chuckling wait bunnies aren't supposed to laugh at people he is probably easing the tension but still laughing at rima if she is becoming …
"RIMA YOU ARE GOING EMO." I shouted . "oh no what if she starts cutting her wrists we would have take her to hospital she would go on drugs have to go to rehab I would go on drugs so I could stay with her…"
"WHAT THE HELL SHIKI!" crap I must have shouted the thoughts of my head. Dr. Bunny was edging back in his chair. "I AM NOT AN EMO NO OFFENCE TO THEM I DO NOT NEED TO EVEN BE HERE LET ALONE A DAMN HOSPITAL AND I AM NOT AMY FREAKING WINEHOUSE SO WOULD YOU CALM THE HELL DOWN ITS NONE OF THOSE THINGS ITS BECAUSE I LO-" she stopped talking luminously storming out of the room.
"Now look what you done hoppy mc hop pants you annoyed Rima don't randomly decide that she is an emo on drugs who need to go to hospital then rehab. FOR GODS SAKE." I said angrily to him then I saw a pretty candle on his desk. "YOU CALLED YOURSELF DR. BUNNY FOR IN THAT I AM TAKING AWAY YOUR CANDLE SO IN YOUR FACE."
Then I waved the candle in his face to Prove my point but then Dr. Bunny well he went into flames. I shouted for Rima she rushed in annoyed then saw the burning bunny and sighed.
"Shiki what have I told you about setting people on fire?" She asked me looking bored.
" No you never said that I couldn't I thought that was only if they had flammable written on them." I muttered.
She sighed, "I didn't think I would have to Shiki don't set fire to vampires people animals or plants okay?" I nodded the she chucked a vase of water over him and we walked out the surgery.
"Come on shiki we have to get to top shop, new look, smooth criminal and then to get pocky from Sainsbury's." Rima told me grabbing my hand. My face burnt a luminous red like Rima's my heart went funny too.
"Rima I think you gave me swine flu." She laughed shook her head and raced on .
RIMA POV
I laughed silently to myself he had never noticed the word I almost said if I let that slip.. Well if you say I love you to a guy everyone knows they run for their lives. And Shiki thought I was becoming emo.
I had all of Sakura's fall wardrobe Shiki's pocky and I grabbed a red ribbon with a smile.
Shiki was glaring at a four year old. "I HAVE A CHILD I AM NOT BUYING IT FOR MYSELF!" he screeched and stormed out of the shops the child's mother looked at me in shock one because it is probably weird for a human to have a child and look like a teenager I shrugged and walked after him.
We got home eventually and my mother came out crying. "Mom what is the matter." I asked concerned was something wrong with Sakura?
"Rima look at your wedding cakes." Sakura said solemnly. They were out of a Halloween catalogue. I liked them "She ordered white things." Sakura shrugged. "Don't worry Mom me and zero have a plan." She twitched her lips a bit great my daughter is bff's with a level e level e hunter.
"Well for now tiny fangs you're coming with us." Shiki grabbed a laughing Sakura by her ankles. And raced to my room dumping her on my bed. Then he pulled out from god knows where a small pale teddy topaz eyes shone then shiki was tackled to the floor A Sakura had tackled him to the ground.
"Thank you … Otou-san." She said I ordered both to go change into pyjamas they both glared in the way a child glares at their parents when they are told to eat Brussels sprouts.
Quickly changing myself I went back to my bed only to find it occupied by Sakura and Shiki. I sighed if you can't beat them join them I thought wrapping my arms around my daughter and the guy who was my best friend and love of my long long life.
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So corny I know and long but did you like it? I will try to update sooner.