Kim: Okee I have another chapter! Go me!
Disclaimer: I do not own FMA or the song "Ridin' Dirty"
Kim: this is a bit of a random thing I came up with in 5 minutes. Sorry if there are grammar errors I just came back from my dance recital and I'm tired as hell.
Ed: -gives reviewers random stuff that authoress promised in other chapters."
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IT was a sunny day; there was not a cloud in the sky, except for the one that looked like Godzilla. Edward, the full metal alchemist was on his way to the colonel's office to ambush him because the colonel just happened to throw a car at him last week…and this was revenge.
Edward stood in front of the door ready to open it, when he heard something slam on the ground. He quickly turned the knob to the door and hurried in but what he found was Hawkeye slamming a pineapple against the ground yelling, "SPONGEBOB SPEAK TO ME!"
Full metal cleared his throat, "umm Hawkeye…are you okay."
She looked up and then looked back down at the pineapple and stood up, "You did not just see that."
"Umm right…well where is the colonel?"
"He should be in the staff lounge."
"Thanks." Ed replied quickly before dashing out the door and to the staff lounge.
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He finally reached the staff lounge and opened the door. He looked around; there wasn't anyone there except for someone singing on the staff lounge stage. He wondered why there was a stage in the lounge room but he brushed it off.
He began to hear the music the closer he got to the stage and he realized who was singing.
"They see me rollin
They
hatin
Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to
catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to
catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
My music so
loud
I'm swangin
They hopin that they gon catch me ridin
dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin
dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin
dirty."
The singer stopped immediately after noticing he wasn't alone.
"Oh….my….gosh Roy…" Edward started with wide eyes, "that was disturbing."
Roy regained his composer; "you were not supposed to see that full metal, and why the hell are you in here."
"To do this." Edward then pulled out a huge skittles package and started darting them at Roy, "TASTE THE RAINBOW COLONEL BASTURD!"
"AHHHHH!" Roy screamed attempting to duck the skittles being thrown at him but he got hit with many that where diffidently going to leave a mark.
"ATTETION ALL IMPORTANT MILITARY PERSONAL! PLEASE REPORT TO KING BRADLY'S OFFICE THIS INSTANT." Came a booming voice from the corner of the room.
Roy got up quickly and started to walk out, "I have to go no-"
"SHHHHH! Can't you see the gods are trying to speak to us?" Edward screamed before Mustang could finish his sentence.
Roy stared and then walked out with Ed right behind him, Edward would have continued throwing skittles but sadly he ran out of them."
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On their way both alchemists ran into Hawkeye for she was going to the same place as them.
Hawkeye grabbed Roy and Ed's hand and yelled, "to the bat cave."
And thus, that was the End of Edward's day of revenge, it would have been better if there were more skittles but sadly there weren't.