Hey guys its finally up, first off, Scarecrow345 thank you for commenting, I'm glad you're still enjoying the ride, not sure what ride you are enjoying but as long as you are enjoying yourself that's good. As for the rest of you, read to the end cause I got a message for you chumps.

Mario was outside sweeping the sidewalk in front of the restaurant, it was hot outside, so hot you could see the heat coming off the ground, "Damn it is so HOT out here!" Mario said pulling at his collar, "it's been winter for two weeks, where's all the freakin snow?! Probably got kidnapped along with Peach", he laughed to himself as he continued to sweep the sidewalk. "Screw this I'm done out here, I'll have Tod do it, that'll teach him to try and quit", he said with an evil smile. Mario was almost about to walk back into the restaurant when something freezing cold hit him in the back of his head, "OOF!" His head went forward and he stumbled a few steps, he turned around to find snow everywhere, Luigi smiled at him and waved, he had a snow fort built up three feet high. "hey bro how'd you like my snowball, hehe!" Mario looked down because his legs were super cold, he was knee deep in snow!

"WHERE THE HELL DID ALL THIS SNOW COME FROM?!" Mario screamed.

Luigi shrugged, "its winter Mario stuff like this just happens, it's just a seasonal thing, no one understands that stuff."

Mario stared at Luigi blankly a minute, he looked as though he was about to say something but he shrugged it off, "whatever, your gonna pay for that Luigi!" Mario exclaimed as he grabbed a handful of snow and made a snowball. Soon his weapon of mass destruction was ready, he put in the launch code which was T.O.S.S. only to have Luigi duck under it. He and Mario both made snowballs and soon it was Omaha beach being reenacted.

"Hey, boss man and Luigi are you two gonna help or just play in the snow like children?" Asked the two of them.

"We are on break Tod, you and Daisy are on your own til we get back, good luck."

"What about my break?" Tod asked.

"You can go when we get back Tod now get back to work!" Mario said.

Tod rolled his eyes, "Gee thanks", he walked back into the kitchen leaving the brothers alone, Mario and Luigi threw snowballs still.

"H-Hey M-Mario, I think I wanna go ins-side its f-f-freezing out here!" Luigi said with his arms wrapped around him to try and get warm.

"Y-yeah you're r-right, we don't have any c-c-clothes meant for th-this t-t-type of w-weather." Both Mario brother ran inside, closing the door behind them however it was still cold. "Okay, this is getting ridiculous!"

"Maybe we oughta get into the kitchen and fast bro", said Luigi.

"Yeah I agree", the two walk into the kitchen, "Tod, enjoy your break", said Mario.

"About time", said Tod. Tod then put on a coat which he brought to work with him.

"Huh, you had a coat?" Mario asked.

"Uh, yeah, it was on the news this morning it would snow today. Check the news for a change boss man, otherwise you'll get sick", he then walked out.

"Hey wait, what about me, I've been working my but off while you two have been playing in the snow for the past hour!" Complained Daisy as she took a pizza out of the oven.

"Okay, Daisy I have a job for you." Said Luigi.

"What?"

He put some dough and a roller in front of her, "I am going to go scoop the-"

"HEY! MY GIRLFRIEND AND I ARE HERE FOR OUR JOB TRAINING! !" Toad screamed, he was so loud the window inside the kitchen shook as if it might break.

"YEAH, IT'S TIME TO WORK!" Screeched Toadette like a female cat while mating.

"MARIO!"

"MARIO!"

"MARIO!"

"MARIO!"

Mario took out a pistol and aimed it at his head, "no more! I can't live like this!" Luigi ran over and fought with him for the pistol. "Stop Luigi!"

"No Mario I'm not going to let you do it, you've got too much to live for!"

"MARIO!" Screamed Toad.

"No! It's not worth it, not with them working here!" Mario fired a few rounds even though they went into the ceiling Daisy screamed and covered her head.

"WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?!"

"MARIO!"

"MARIO!"

Two more rounds went off, one of them zoomed passed Yoshi's head, "Woah! What the heck is going on in there yo?!" Yelled Yoshi growing concerned.

Luigi turned to Daisy, "help me, Daisy, I don't know if I can stop him."

Mario dropped the gun and sighed, "don't bother, those last two rounds were the last of them…." He rubbed his eyes, "mama-freakin-mia….." He went out into onto the floor, "okay, Toadette, you are on cashier, Yoshi teach her how to use it."

Yoshi saluted, "yes sir, yes sir!" Toadette hobbled over to the cash register and her training began.

Suddenly Tod conveniently walked into the place, "Tod will be training you Toad."

"OKAY!"

Tod waved his hands in front of his face and motioned at his throat to show he was not okay with it.

Mario ignored him and pointed to Tod, "go introduce yourself Toad."

Toad hobbled over to Tod with a big stupid grin on his face, "HI, MY NAME IS TOAD!"

Tod nodded with a sigh, "yeah…. I know."

"I'm still on break", said Tod.

"No you ain't, get to training him, Tod!" Tod ran out of the restaurant.

"You're still going to teach him, Tod!" Mario sighed and his breath was shaky, "Toad, you'll be training with me", he said about to cry.

"COOL!"Toad followed Mario to the kitchen, "SO WHAT ARE WE DOING FIRST?!"

"Push up position!"

"WHAT?!"

I said, "PUSH UP POSITION! NOW!"

"OKAY!"Toad yelped as he got down on the floor.

"Mario what the hell are you doing?" Luigi said in a tired tone.

"How is this going to help him be a cook?"Daisy said slapping the dough with the roller like an idiot.

"Daisy you're doing it wrong,"Luigi said.

"WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT SOONER?!" Screamed Daisy.

"Don't judge my methods, I went to eight years of medical school."

"What does that have to do with anything?" Asked Luigi.

"Luigi sho me how to do this right already."

"Yeah Luigi show her how to do it right", said Mario.

"YEAH LUIGI!" Screamed Toad.

"Shut up Toad, gimmie forty pushups!" Said, Mario.

"BUT I CAN ONLY DO ONE!"

"THEN DO ONE PUSH UP FORTY TIMES!"

"OKAY!"

Luigi went over to Daisy and took the roller from her, "like this", he then began rolling the dough, he gave it back to Daisy, "they call it a roller for a reason."

"Shut up", she said blushing in embarrassment and got back to work, actually rolling it this time.

Toad struggled with his pushups but managed to get forty of them done like Mario ordered, "OH….OH STARS…. I CAN HARDLY BREATH…."Toad gasped as he struggled with his breathing showing them all how poor his condition was.

"Okay Toad go run a mile!" Mario ordered.

Toad nodded as he stood on shaky feet and ran out of the restaurant.

"Mario this is dumb", Daisy told Mario

"He'll freeze out there Mario!" Luigi said trying to reason.

Mario just shrugged, "I'm a professional."

A teenager walked in, he waved at Yoshi, "Hi I'm Chris Griffin I really need a job."

"Hi-yo, I'll see what I can do for you yo. Hey Mario, there's a kid in here looking for you!"Yoshi called out to Mario.

Mario came out of the kitchen shaking his head, "sorry kid, but we don't hire teens here."

Chris sighed, "okay…." he then walked out slumped and looking depressed. Mario walked back into the kitchen, he cracked his fingers, "okay who's ready to make some pizzas?!"

"I-I'M S-SO C-C-COLD!" Toad screamed, he was blue and covered in icicles he shivered from the cold.

"Here let me help you Toad", Mario said as he picked him up, he opened the oven up.

"Wait Mario no don't he's not worth it!" He ran towards his brother trying to stop him but was too slow Mario tossed him into the fiery oven and slammed it shut. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Luigi screamed in horror.

"MARIO WHAT THE HELL?!" Daisy shouted at him completely horrified that he just murdered Toad.

Mario waved them off, "oh pipe down will ya? He's gonna be fine, I saw this in a cartoon as a kid."

Luigi's jaw dropped at just how stupid Mario was sounding, "Mario, cartoon physics don't apply in-"

"Luigi we ain't in Brooklyn no more, physics are different here."

"MARIO THROWING SOMEONE INTO AN OVEN IS GOING TO KILL THEM NO MATTER WHAT WORLD -"

Mario took him out and he was suddenly all toasty and warm, but most importantly, alive.

"I FEEL LIKE MYSELF AGAIN MARIO THANK YOU!" Toad screamed and laughed like a banshee. "SO WHAT'S NEXT?!"

"Sit on the floor maggot! Toad plopped himself down on the floor, now close your eyes and focus on what you see."

"BUT ALL I SEE IS DARKNESS!"

"Then focus on the darkness! Clear your mind and-"

"HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND!"

"Toad why are you si-"

"I'VE COME TO TALK WITH YOU AGAIN!"

"TOAD SHUT UP AND FOCUS DAMNIT!" Mario yelled at him getting angry, his face was red and his face contorted in rage. He then smacked him upside the head. Now think about the last pizza you ate Toad and everything about it. Every inch, every pepperoni, every second you had it in your eyesight."

Toad sat there, eyes closed and sitting criss-cross-applesauce

"Is he even thinking of anything or is he sleeping?" Daisy asked.

"He's not sleeping, he snores so loud we can hear him for miles," Luigi said. Tod walked into the kitchen with earplugs in.

"Oh hey so glad you could make it back Tod, now do me a favor and watch Toad for me, otherwise you're fired. And this time it's for real because we have a replacement for you if you decide to quit", he said with a big smile.

Tod sighed fine, "Toad get off the floor, Mario why did you even hire this guy?"

"I'm desperate", Mario replied flatly.

Okay so sorry this was late guys, I was working on a different story which will go to fiction press. But either way, it doesn't matter seeing as you guys RARELY EVER REVIEW ANYWAY! REVIEW! DO IT MAGGOTS! I MEAN IT! I MAKE THIS FIVE STAR CHAPTER FOR YOU ALL I BETTER GET LIEK TEN REVIEWS OR ELSE IM GOING TO RAP AND ROAST YOU! I RAP ON ROBLOX I'M THE RAP GOD! DON'T TRY ME!