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Chapter 14 Happily Ever After (Well Pretty Much)

Vegeta saw his own body lying on the ground, it was quite disturbing actually. He felt like a balloon, rising in to the air slowly, he didn't even try to fight it. What was the point? He had already gotten his revenge, although it didn't seem as satisfying as he had assumed it would be. All he felt was a sense of purposelessness. What was he supposed to do now? He didn't have an answer, no goals, no family, no friends, no planet. He looked over at Bulma's body, and then quickly looked away. And now, he thought, I don't even have her.

Suddenly a short, skinny teenager appeared before him. His skin was pale with a purple-pink tint to it, and his black hair was spiked into four orderly spikes. His black eyes were surrounded by dots of pink, which looked like a tattoo of some sort and his lips were pierced with pink rings. His pointy elf ears were also adorned with pink rings, about fifteen on each ear. There was only one planet this kid could possibly come from.

Vegeta groaned, the pink planet. It just kept haunting him, even after death.

"Uh, hey." The teenager said, lifting up his arm in a kind of half wave, he was wearing a giant pink robe with purple swirls on it, and Vegeta felt sick just looking at it. He was dead but their color choices still managed to bother him, how lovely.

"What the hell do you want?" Vegeta said, feeling more than a little agitated.

"Uh, yeah, um, I'm Kikiokiokorikirokio. My wife calls me Kio." he said nervously, as if Vegeta cared what his name was or what his wife called him.

"WHAT DO YOU WANT!" Vegeta screamed and the boy gulped.

"Uh, I'm a soul catcher." He said raising what looked like a pink and green butterfly net so that Vegeta could see it.

"So do you're her to take me into the afterlife then punk?" Kio shook his head.

"Nah, nothing like that. I can do three things; first I can eat a soul's worries." Vegeta's lips twitched slightly.

"You… eat worries?"

"Yeah, you know, I eat them so souls don't become ghosts. But usually I stick to my own planet so there are still a lot of ghosts around. Anyway, the second thing I do is help guide souls into their new bodies. That is, well Yemma only let's me reincarnate the purest of souls, who want to of course. So every couple years I drop by heaven to ask if anyone wants to. They can choose their planet and how they look down to the last freckle if they want to, but most ask me to just randomize it. But neither of those really applies to you so I suppose I should just move onto the third thing I do." Vegeta had started to get interested despite himself, this scrawny teenager was so important. Who would've guessed it?

Kio seemed to notice Vegeta's muted astonishment and smiled, "Yeah, can't believe I do so much eh? Well I found my one true love, Jiumi, when I was seven. The day after I met her these pink dots showed up around my eyes and I started seeing spirits everywhere, especially ghosts. They would come and talk to me about all the things they were worried about and I before I knew it I felt something white and silvery flow into my mouth and swallowed. That's the first time I ate a worry, after that I started traveling in and out of the spirit world, even though I'm alive and gave souls new lives. My village was very impressed, nobody had heard of such an interesting power before. Except for my wife of course, she can make people's heads explode with her mind, but she can only do one person at a time and it takes her an hour to recharge so she isn't very practical for war. Assassination is her specialty." He grinned and Vegeta shivered slightly, Kami help him, this planet was horrifying.

"Anyway, the third thing I do is choose when people die." Vegeta's eyes widened.

"No wait, let me rephrase that. I can stick people back into their bodies and reset their life expectancy if they died by violence and I feel they deserve it. I don't usually do this on people from other planets but Turo asked me to. I couldn't bring myself to say no. So Vegeta, if you want I can stick you back into your body and let you go on as you were before. You'll wake up immeadiatly, you're body will be healed too but once you wake up you won't remember me or anything I said to you. So you wanna do it?" Vegeta glanced back at Bulma.

"Can you bring her back to life?" He asked softly. Kio looked at where Vegeta was looking and his face fell.

"I'm sorry, she's been dead too long. Her body's unusable, I can't send her back."

"Then forget it," Vegeta said, feeling an unfamiliar emotion wash over him.

'That's called heartbreak,' the mind reader supplied gently. Vegeta jumped slightly when he heard it, why was he still here. He was dead, how could he read his mind?

'You're not dead yet, you're only dead after you're spirit completely detaches from your body. You haven't yet so I can still talk to you." Vegeta growled angrily.

Go away. I'm trying to die here, but it seems like no one will let me!

'Vegeta you idiot, did you forget about the dragon balls? They can bring people back from the dead too.' Vegeta gaped slightly. He had forgotten all about them.

'Yeah you idiot. Let Kio put you back into your body and you can see Bulma in a year. Told you, I knew you loved her.'

Oh shut up.

'You know I'm right.'

Yeah. But that doesn't mean you shouldn't shut the hell up!

'Ha! You said it! Okay, my mission's done. Have fun Vegeta!' With that said the mind reader left again, or at least vegeta thought he left, he could never be quite sure.

"You! Ghost Eater!" Vegeta said pointing at the teenager who jumped slightly at Vegeta's intimidating demeanor.

"Uh, yeah?"

"I changed my mind! Put me back in my body!" Kio grinned and nodded. He always loved doing this; it was really a lot of fun.

He lifted up the butterfly net and caught Vegeta's soul in it, holding the open end to his chest he closed his eyes and whispered a small prayer and then , removing the open end from his chest he quickly put the open end on Vegeta's chest and whispered a different prayer.

"Good luck," Kio grinned. And then he left, off to find some more spirits that needed help.

Vegeta's eyes snapped open and he gasped his first breath of air. "I'm alive." He said.

He knew he had died, he had felt himself leave his body; he remembered looking down at himself. So why was he still here? He sat up and clenched and unclenched his fists. There was no pain. He stood up and shifted his leg from one to the other. Still no pain.

How was this possible? He shook his head, it didn't matter, all that mattered was that he was alive. Then he remembered. Bulma. Oh kami, Bulma's dead.

He sunk back down to a sitting position. He put his head in his hands, Bulma, why did she have to die too? Why am I still alive? He felt tears threaten to break free and he fought them off, but one managed to slip out. Then two, then three and before he knew it he was crying, for the first time in his life he was crying. His hands gripped his hair tightly and he clenched his teeth as the tears kept coming.

'I almost hate to ruin this touching moment but I have to remind you, you can always wish Bulma back with the Dragon Balls.' The mind reader said, sounding amused.

Vegeta stopped. What? He said, lifting his head.

'Oh Kami, this is seriously getting repetitive. You can wish Bulma back with the dragon balls you dope. For a prince you sure are dumb.' Vegeta growled.

I'm going to kill you, I swear to kami I will find a way to do it.

'Yeah, yeah whatever. But did you hear me?'

I heard you mind rapist. Now go away.

'Okay good. I will leave now I think, have fun!' And he left. Vegeta was surprised it was so easy, he had spent days trying to get the annoying guy to go away and now he had just left without a second thought.

Vegeta smirked and lay down on his back, his arms behind his head, looking up at the clouds. He saw one that looked like a heart and he laughed; now he knew it wasn't mocking him, just pointing out the obvious.

"See you soon woman." He said, closing his eyes. It would be a long year.

ONE YEAR LATER

"What is your wish?" The dragon asked solemnly. Vegeta crossed his arms over his chest and looked at it for a moment. Then he smirked, this would be the third time he had summoned the dragon but the first time he actually got to make a wish.

Stupid woman, it's all your fault I never got my immortality, and now that I finally get to make a wish, it's only to bring you back. But he couldn't bring himself to regret it, he had missed her bitching. So he said what he really wished for;

"Bring Bulma Breifs back to life, back to me.' He demanded and the dragon gave a small nod.

"It shall be done." The dragon disappeared into the balls and the sky turned blue again, Vegeta watched silently as the dragon balls flew off in different directions.

A few minutes passed and nothing happened, Vegeta was starting to worry, but worring wasn't something that the prince of all Saiyan's would do so he immediately converted that emotion to anger.

"What the hell!? I knew that dragon was a fake! There's no way there could be a…." He trailed off as he heard a scream come from above him. He looked up just in time to see a blue haired girl in a blue leather dress come hurtling at him and fall directly into his arms.

She had her eyes squeezed shut and was screaming at the top of her lungs, Vegeta felt like him eardrums were about to burst.

"Quiet woman! Stop making that horrible noise!"Bulma stopped screaming and opened her eyes. A familiar face was scowling at her.

"V-vegeta?" She whispered. His scowl deepened.

"Who the hell else would it be?" She slowly broke out into a grin and grabbing his face; she leaned up and kissed him on the lips. This time he kissed her back without hesitation, and he gently set her down.

She broke the kiss and looked at him again. "You really wished me back." She said looking him in the eyes. He looked away, feeling embarrassed.

"What else was I supposed to do? If I don't have you, who'll cook and fix my gravity chamber?" She punched him in the arm playfully, pretending to be mad.

"Don't give me that! That soul catcher Kio told me what happened." Vegeta looked at her quizzically. Who was she talking about?

"He said you cried after you realized I was dead." She said, grinning from ear to ear.

"I-I did no such thing!" he sputtered, turning bright red. Bulma laughed and kissed him again.

"Still as stubborn as ever I see, well I love you anyway." Vegeta brushed a strand of hair off her face.

"I'll only say this once woman so you better listen good," he was blushing even redder as he leaned in next to her ear and whispered as low as he could.

"I love you too." Then he pulled back and turned away. He heard some sniffling from behind him and turned around. She was crying.

"My god woman! What in kami's name is," But before he could finish the sentence she had tackled him. He was so surprised that he actually fell over onto the grass.

She started kissing him like crazy, soft kissed all over his face and neck. "You do not even know how happy that makes me," she said nipping at his ear. He smirked.

"No I think I do." He said, rolling over so she was under him. "It's my turn now woman." He said with a mysterious glint in his eyes, Bulma smiled and reached her arms up to wrap around his neck.

"Just kiss me you fool."

"Gladly."

SEVERAL HOURS LATER

Bulma rested her head on Vegeta's chest and listened to the steady rhythm of his heart beat. She couldn't remember the last time she had been so happy, he really was the prince she had always wanted.

"Hey Vegeta?" She said, lifting her head so her chin rested on his chest and she could look him in the face.

"What woman?" He asked, opening one eye to look at her. She grinned, she had been doing that a lot since she had gotten back, and he couldn't say he didn't like how happy she looked. Hell, he felt happy too.

"I was just thinking of the perfect nickname for you." Her eyes twinkled with laughter.

"Why in Kami's name would you think I need a nickname?" He asked.

"Well you never call me by my name, so why should I call you by yours?" She said practically. He raised an eyebrow but didn't say anything, she took that as a sign that she could continue.

"King Kong," she said grinning even wider.

"Who or what is 'King Kong'?" He asked. She started laughing.

"It's a giant ape that falls in love with a beautiful woman," she replied, still laughing.

"Hah! You? A beautiful woman? Give me a break." She punched him on the chest, pouting.

"I'm the most beautiful woman you've ever seen and you know it!" She said.

"Wrong." He said, now he was the one laughing, he was enjoying seeing her face turn red with anger.

"Oooh! You big jerk!" She said standing up and starting to walk away, but naked. Vegeta watched her backside in amusement.

"No you don't woman," he said easily picking her up and flinging her over his shoulder.

"Vegeta! Put me down right now!" She screamed. He grinned.

And then he dropped her flat. She turned red with fury.

"VEGETA YOU ASSHOLE!!"

Okay he wasn't perfect. Not even close. But she liked him anyway, he was still her prince. And they lived happily ever after, sort of.