Hunger Games Facebook: Pasts
Johanna Mason is feeling - fuming. Okay, who did it? Who DID THIS? I WANT TO KNOW THE CULPRITS NAME. I WANT TO KILL THEM.
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Haymitch Abernathy: Who did what... Rocket?
Katniss Everdeen: Yeah, Rocket? What happened?
Boggs: Rocket?
Johanna Mason: So it was you two! I'm going to kill you!
Boggs: What's happening? Who's Rocket?
Finnick Odair: Good question, Boggs. Care to explain... Rocket?
Johanna Mason: YOU CAN'T HOLD THAT AGAINST ME! I WAS WHAT, EIGHTEEN?
Annie Cresta: Whatever you say... Rocket.
Boggs: I'm really scared right now, someone help.
Johanna Mason is feeling - vindictive. Since you want to exploit my past, I'll exploit yours. Haymitch Abernathy used to be called Charlie. He had a puppy named Bonnie who he killed people to get back. He was obsessed over Bonnie, you don't understand. His girlfriend was killed by some guy, but he still cared more about Bonnie. He was generally, a psychopath. Finnick Odair used to be named William. Yup. William. He was a renaissance actor who pretended to be in love with Princess. Yup. The Finnick Odair used to roleplay as a Prince named William. How's that for your fresh prince? I'm still digging on Annie, but you bet your sweet tarts I'll find somethin'. And lastly, our Mockingjay herself. Used to go by Tiffany - yeah. Tiffany. A slutty nutjob who fell in love with another nutjob who was obessed with football. Oh, but it gets better. SHE. LOVES. TO. DANCE.
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Effie Trinket: Haymitch?
Haymitch Abernathy: EFFS. I can explain. Bonnie was... the perfect dog. You don't understand how much I fuckin' loved that dog. That dog was my life. My everything. Bonnie was a beautiful dog. I loved Bonnie. You don't get it. And then some stupid turds stole my fuckin' dog. They stole my Bonnie! Well... I had every right to be angry.
Effie Trinket: People died, Haymitch.
Haymitch Abernathy: ALL FOR BONNIE'S SAKE. SHE'S A BEAUTIFUL DOG.
Effie Trinket: YOU WENT TO PRISON APPARENTLY.
Haymitch Abernathy: BONNIE WAS WORTH IT.
Annie Cresta: *clears throat*
Finnick Odair: Wow ok like that was ONE TIME. I WAS FIFTEEN. LEAVE IT ALONE. DAMN.
Annie Cresta: Okay.
Finnick Odair: ANNIE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I WAS FIFTEEN. GOSH, QUIT DOGGING ON ME ABOUT IT I'M PRETTY SURE YOU'VE DONE REALLY SHITTY THINGS IN YOUR LIFE.
Annie Cresta: Ok?
Finnick Odair: I JUST THINK WE NEED SOME TIME APART RN OKAY? OKAY GOSH
Annie Cresta: #triggered
Peeta Mellark: Tiffany? BAHAHAHAHAHAH. OMG TIFFANY LET'S LIKE TOTALLY LIKE GO LIKE TO LIKE THE LIKE MALL LIKE OMG
Katniss Everdeen: Peeta...
Peeta Mellark: LIKE TIFANNY WHO LIKE IS LIKE PEETA LIKE OMG I LIKE SAID LIKE LET'S LIKE GO LIKE TO LIKE THE MALL LIKE.
Katniss Everdeen: I just... I just really want to talk this out.
Peeta Mellark: TIFFANY WHYYYYYYYYY LIKE
Gale Hawthorne: Tiffany? Omg wut the fck?
Katniss Everdeen: Omg kms
Haymitch Abernathy is going to cry. For the first time in my life, I'm literally going to cry. Effie found Bonnie! She knows where Bonnie is! Ladies and Gentlemen, Charlie is back3e21[3enfF5GEFGERQG4QRETQ45RT5T1345T34
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Finnick Odair: Haymitch? Haymitch, old man?
Annie Cresta: ... Haymitch?
Finnick Odair: ANNIE QUIT STALKING ME I SAID I NEED TO BREATHE. GOSH.
Annie Cresta: I... you... I mean- whatever. Haymitch?
Effie Trinket: Bonnie walked all over the keyboard guys. It's okay.
Haymitch Abernathy: She's a sweetheart, isn't she? That's right, Bonnie's my little sweetheart!
Katniss Everdeen: I thought... I thought I was your sweetheart?
Haymitch Abernathy: Fuck off, Katniss. It's not always about you, damn.
Katniss Everdeen: :'(
Peeta Mellark: You can be my sweetheart?
Katniss Everdeen: Fuck. You.
Peeta Mellark: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.
Effie Trinket -posted a video-
Annie Cresta: Is he... is he licking the dog?
Effie Trinket: I've never seen him act like this... it's hillarious and I want more of it.
Finnick Odair is FREAKING OUT BCUZ ANNIE KEEPS STALKING ME AFTER I TOLD HER I JUST NEEDED AIR ASDFGHJKL HOW DO I GET HER TO LEAVE ME ALONE FOR RN?
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Annie Cresta: I said it was fine. I'm being calm.
Finnick Odair: I just don't understandl... what's so hard... about... leave me alone...
Johanna Mason: Yeah, chill Annie.
Annie Cresta: Wha- I don't- I am chill!
Katniss Everdeen: YO STOP SCREAMING IT'S NOT THAT SERIOUS
Annie Cresta: I am totally not screaming. What's wrong with you?
Katniss Everdeen: WHOA I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU ACT LIKE THIS ANNIE WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU?
Annie Cresta: Nothing! Nothing has gotten into me.
Finnick Odair: That's it, I'm calling the cops.
Annie Cresta: Okay look here YOU CRAP COATED MAILBOX FLAG. I SAID I WAS BEING FUCKING CALM BUT YOU PILES OF WOMBAT SHIT DON'T UNDERSTAND.
Johanna Mason: I'm going to have knock her out. She's getting out of control.
Annie Cresta: GO AHEAD CHICKEN SHIT PUNCH ME I WILL SWITCH YOUR APPLE JUICE WITH PISS DON'T TEST ME
Katniss Everdeen: o.o
Annie Cresta: AND WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT YOU UNEDUCATED LAMPSHADE
Finnick Odair: Annie...
Annie Cresta: I WANT YOU TO FIGHT ME YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING WALNUT. I'M OUT.
AN: None of Annie's insults are mine. I got them off a Tumblr post.
Sorry again about the extremely long time it took to update. What do you want to see next because I'm running out of ideas here. Also, Valentine's Day is coming up! Which means our favorite couples get to have their own Facebook posts detailing what their spouses did for V-Day. So name one thing that you'd want someone to do for you on Valentine's Day, and I'll try to incorporate it into the story... if that makes sense?
I also want to do a collage for my best friend for Valentine's Day, so if any of you can refer me to some really Frozen and Walking Dead qoutes and fanart that'd be awesome :D
Thanks, and sorry again for the distance between posts! I'm trying, swearsies!