(It was a normal day on a small hilltop village. One of the local peasants entered his hut near the top of the hill. When he got inside, his wife greeted him.)
Pacha: Chicha, I'm home.
Chicha: Oh hello dear. Hard day llama herding?
Pacha: No not really. You won't believe it, but I met the strangest person on my way home?
Chicha: You sure it wasn't Yzma or Kronk in a disguise?
Pacha: Nope. She says she's lost, so I offered to let her stay here for the night.
Chicha: Well, that was nice of you. I just hope she's willing to work for her keep.
Pacha: Come on in, it's okay.
(Slowly entering the hut a young girl with long blonde hair.)
Pacha: Honey, this is Lindsay. Lindsay, this is my wife ChiCha.
Lindsay: Oh, I see. This is one of those "renasauce" fair things where people dress up and talk all funny, right?
Chicha: You're right dear, she's not from around here.
Lindsay: I love your costumes. They're so dirty and peasanty.
(Chicha seemed slightly miffed at the comment.)
Chicha: Gee thanks.
(Meanwhile, Yzma is with Heather were spying on the peasants through a telescope.)
Yzma: According to the Universal Tracker, another of your cast mates is here. The dumb blonde one, I believe.
Heather: Lindsay? Oh, I am so looking forward to getting revenge on my ex-BFF.
Yzma; And with my help, you'll have it. TO THE SECRET LAB!
Heather: You have a secret lab?
(The two evil women run up to a large stone head of a warthog with its tusks acting a levers.)
Yzma: Pull the lever Heather!
(Heather shrugs and pulls one of the levers. But the one she pulled drops a llama on top of Yzma.)
Yzma: Wrong lever.
(The llama stands up and walks away.)
Yzma: I really need to get that fixed. Now, pull the other one!
(Heather pulls the lever and the floor reverses, dropping them both into the Yzma-shaped rolled coaster).
Announcer: Please keep all limbs inside the secret lab coaster at all times. And please enjoy the ride.
(The roller coaster heads down its curvy track, then stops, dropping them into the lab with lab coats on. Yzma, hold out her hand up in front of Heather expectantly.)
Heather: I am not high fiving you.
Yzma: Fine. Now, how can we capture the blonde girl? Oh, I know. First, we'll give her a cell phone. Then, when she uses it, we surprise her with all manner of hidden fees. When she can't afford to pay, we'll cut off her service. It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant!
Heather: Um excuse me, wrinkly lady, but that plan is so lame.
Yzma: Oh fine, we'll just use THIS!
(Yzma holds up a potion.)
Yzma: This potion will turn whoever drinks it into a mouse.
Heather: Not to rain on you parade, but didn't you give me these weird powers for a reason? What if I just use them to take her down now?
Yzma: You can't use your powers too often. (At least not until we're through with you.) When the time comes, you may have you revenge.
Heather: Hmm. Something about what you said doesn't add up. But if it means making Linds-iot suffer, I'm in.
(Yzma cackles in silence as Heather in still oblivious to Yzmas true intentions.)
(Back at Pacha's hut, Kuzco walks up to the entrance until he caught sight of Lindsay who was walking around. Being the "gentleman" that he is, he walks up to Lindsay trying to look as suave as possible.)
Kuzco: Hey there pretty lady. It's nice to see another hottie-hot-hottie in this village.
Lindsay: Oh, that is so sweet. You think I'm hot?
Kuzco: Sure do. The name's Kuzco, and I'm the emperor around here. Well, kind of. It's a long story.
Lindsay: Okay, I'm confused. I thought these fairs always had kings, not emperors.
Kuzco: Yeah, not sure what fair you mean exactly.
Lindsay: You know, this whole fair, with the peasant people, and the weird looking camel things.
Kuzco: You mean. . .llamas?
Lindsay: I guess that's what they're called. Anyway, are you in charge around here? Because I was wondering if I could be the queen…oops, I mean, "empress."
Kuzco: Yeah, I might be able to arrange that.
Lindsay: Yay! I've always wanted to be a princess. . .I mean, empress, ever since I was a little girl. And even though it's just pretend, it'll be nice to be one for a day. Do I get to send people to the dungeon, or have them beheaded? I've always wanted to say "off with their heads!," like that lady in that one book. Have you read it?
Kuzco: Still not sure exactly what you're talking about.
Lindsay: By the way, is there a gift shop around here anywhere? I want to see if they have any cute souvenirs from this place. Ooh, do you have snow globes? I always wonder how they get all the snow in those little things. Maybe elves do it with their magic.
Kuzco: Okay, no offense, but you seem kind of, how can I put this gently? Let's say you're. . .lacking in the old brain department.
Lindsay: You remind of this kid I know, Neil. He's always making sarcastic comments and saying stuff I don't understand. You kind of look like him, too. Are you guys related?
Kuzco: Umm, probably not. Unless this guy is incredibly good looking and charming.
Lindsay: Nope.
Kuzco: Yeah, then we're not. So, you wanna be empress for a day? You've come to the right place. But first, I should introduce you to some of my friends.
Lindsay: Okay.
Kuzco: I think they hang out at that one place. Mudka's was it called. Wonder what Malina and Kronk are up to?
Malina: Really? That's quite an interesting story Beth.
(Below the hill, one of Kuzcos friends, Malina was talking with Beth who had been transported here.)
Beth: I know it's hard to believe.
Malina: I'll say.
(Suddenly, another person came around the corner. It was Kronk.)
Kronk: Hey Malina. Who's your new friend?
Malina: Hey Kronk. This is Beth. Apparently, she is from an alternate universe.
Beth: Hi.
Kronk: Alternate universe? Where have I heard that before?
Malina: Well Beth, if you're looking for someplace to stay, we can ask Pacha. He lives up on the top of that hill.
Beth: Okay.
(As Beth and Malina walked up hill, Kronk was still pndering to himself what Malina was talking about.)
Kronk: Alternate universe. I know I've heard it somewhere.
Flashback
Yzma: KRONK!
Kronk: What is it Yzma?
Yzma: I'm going out.
Kronk: Oh, good for you. Who's the lucky guy?
Yzma: Not out on a date you idiot! I'm headed out on a mission to destroy an alternate universe! And I need you to stay here and take care of the lab while I'm gone! You won't forget to feed the crocodile, won't you?
Kronk: Of course not. When have I ever let you down. . . . .on second thought, don't answer that question.
Later. . .
Yzma: KRONK! YOU'RE FIRED!
Kronk: What why?
Yzma: Well for starters, my lab is a wreck, my potions are spilt everywhere, and you forgot to feed the crocodile, WHICH IS WHY I'M YELLING AT YOU FROM INSIDE HIS STOMACH!
(Kronk looked around the destroyed lab and then to Yzma who was prying her way out of the crocodile mouth.)
Kronk: So how was your mission?
Yzma: Lousy! GRRR! That stupid alien! If it wasn't for him, we wouldn't be in this wild goose chase!
Kronk: Well I'd like to help you feel better. Oh, wait. I'm fired. Right. Well, good-bye.
Yzma: WAIT! You're re-hired again.
Kronk: You mean re-re-re-re-re-re-re-hired. You forgot about the time you fired me for mixing potions into your guava juice. And let's not forget the time you fired me for losing your favorite vanishing cream. Oh, and there's the time when I accidentally got you trapped in the scorpion pit. Man you were angry.
Yzma: ALRIGHT, FINE! You're re-re-re-re-re-re-re-hired, affective immediately!
Kronk: Awesome. What's my job.
Yzma: We are looking for at least twenty-two teenagers who survived their worlds destruction and we are looking for them. If you see any of these kids, contact me, or else!
(Yzma hands Kronk a bunch of photographs showing pictures of the teens. And of course, two of them happen to be Beth and Lindsay.)
Flashback over
(Kronk gasped when he realized who the girl walking with Malina really was.)
Kronk: That girl with Malina. She's one of those teenagers that Yzma is looking for. I should tell Yzma and. . .but wait. Malina's my friend. And that girl seems so nice. But if I don't bring her to Yzma. . .oh, my head. What do I do?
Devil Kronk: Isn't it obvious?
(Appearing on Kronks right shoulder was a smaller version of himself except in a devil costume and he was holding a pitchfork.)
Devil Kronk: Just kidnap the girl, bring her to ol' wrinkle-face, and no "or else" from said wrinkle-face. Look, you barely know the girl. And who's going to notice anyway? I mean aside from Malina.
Angel Kronk: Don't be ridiculous!
(On his left shoulder, a second minature Kronk appeared wearing a white robe along with a pair of wings and a harp.)
Angel Kronk: You don't owe that hag nothing! Need I remind that woman fired and re-hired you eight times? She treats you with no respect and bringing that poor little girl to her won't change that. You can't an evil servant forever.
Devil Kronk: Say, is something burning?
Angel Kronk: (GASP) MY SPINACH PUFFS!
(The Angel Kronk immediately disappeared leaving only the Devil Kronk.)
Devil Kronk: That got rid of him. Alright big guy, you know what to do.
(And after that, Devil Kronk disappeared as well leaving Kronk to ponder what he should do. He looked up the hill and Malina and Beth were still walking. Nervous, all Kronk could do was shout.)
Kronk: WAIT!
Malina: Yeah Kronk? What is it?
(Panicking, Kronk starts talking to himself again.)
Kronk: This is a bad idea. Do I betray Malinas trust and deliver Beth to Yzma, or betray Yzmas trust and foil her plans?
Beth: Kronk?
Kronk: GAH! WHAT?
Beth: Were you gonna tell us something?
Kronk: Uh, I was. . .j-j-just plotting-THINKING. . .thinking we could. . .stop by Mudka's for a. . .a bite to eat?
Malina: Well now that you mention it, I am a little hungry. What do you say Beth?
Beth: I guess. Let's go.
(As Malina and Beth walked down the hill, Kronk pulled out a walkie-talkie and contacted Yzma.)
Kronk: Yzma.
Yzma: What is it Kronk? We're in the middle of catching the blonde-haired girl! Now what is it?
(Kronk thought to himself more and more and finally spoke into the walkie-talkie.)
Kronk: What rhymes with saffron?
Yzma: WHAT?
(Kronk once again talks to himself.)
Kronk: I can't do it. Malina is my friend. And Yzma. . . .well, I remember when she said she never like my spinach puffs. I still haven't forgiven her for that. My shoulder angel was right, I owe her nothing.
Yzma: Kronk! I have no time for your foolishness. Me and Heather are down at Mudka's plotting to capture the blonde-haired girl. Call back when you're serious!
(Yzma hangs up leaving Kronk relieved.)
Kronk: Phew. Glad that's over. Beth is safe and-did Yzma just say she was at Mudka's? But. . .that's where Malina and Beth are headed! AUGH! WAIT!
(But it was too late. Malina and Beth were long gone.)
Kronk: This is bad. This is really, really bad! What do I do? (gasp) I've got to stop them! MALINA! BETH! WAIT FOR ME!
(Kronk ran down the hill but ended up tripping and falling down the stairs. When he got back up, he ran to Mudka's as fast as he can.)
(Meanwhile, in front of Mudka's, a strange bright light illuminated the front of the restaraunt. When the flash died, standing in front was Timmy Turner along with Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof.)
Poof: Poof, poof.
Cosmo: Aw, you said it Poof. South Park, Colorado is not as fun when you accidentaly bring a Pigbearman with you.
Wanda: I'm pretty sure it was a Manbearpig.
Cosmo: Or it could be a Bearmanpig.
Timmy: Remind me never to wish to go to that place again. Now where's Beth? This has got to be the fifth world we looked.
Wanda: She wasn't in Bedrock or Gotham City. And she definately wasn't in Make-A-Point Land, or what's left of it anyway. Oh, Timmy. There are millions of universes out there. Well never find Beth like this. If only we had a sign.
Timmy: Shhh. I think I hear someone talking.
(Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof sneak quietly to a nearby window of Mudka's and eavesdrop on a conversation from Yzma and Heather.)
Heather: I don't know why you still want that meathead assisting you. I've had a lot of trouble caused by morons. Just ask Linds-iot.
Yzma: Kronk might be a buffoon, but he knows well the consequences for defying us.
(Suddenly, Yzma's walkie-talkie starts beeping.)
Yzma: Darn it. It must be Kronk again.
(Yzma starts talking into the walkie-talkie.)
Yzma: What is it?
Crocker: YZMA!
Yzma: Crocker? What happened!
Crocker: The glasses wearing girl, Beth! She got away!
Yzma: WHAT?
Heather: WHAT?
Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof: (gasp)
Yzma: How could you let her escape?
Crocker: I don't know! I was about to bring her to the castle, when my universal transporter malfunctioned and split us up! I got trapped in a HORRIBLE universe, inhabited by TOILETS! SO MUCH CLOGGING!
(Yzma slams the walkie-talkie on the ground in frustration.)
Heather: For an Organization of evil, you suck at capturing those idiots!
Yzma: If we let any more escape, we will be ruined!
(Back outside, Timmy and his fairies sneak away.)
Timmy: So Mr. Crocker has been working with these two all along! It makes sense now. Sort of.
Poof: Poof, poof.
Wanda: We better come up a plan to stop them without exposing us. What do you suggest we do?
Yzma: You can try by butting out of other peoples buisness.
(Timmy and his fairies panic when they turned and saw Yzma and Heather standing behind them.)
Cosmo: GAH! A purple dinosaur and a manipulative teenager!
Timmy: We overheard your little coversation you two! You won't get away with this!
Yzma: Is that so?
(Yzma grabs the mouse potion and it by Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof's feet. A purple cloud engulfed them, and when it finally disappeared, Timmy and his fairies were transformed into mice.)
Timmy: Uh, I wish we were normal again.
(The fairies waved their wands and instantly turned back to normal.)
Yzma: HEY!
Heather: Pathetic. Here, let me show you how it's done.
(Heather raised her hand in front of Timmy and his fairies until a large black tentacle of darkness shot out and grabbed them. Heather threw them right through the window of Mudka's where they painfully hit the ground. Yzma and Heather stepped right back inside the restaraunt and continued to fight them. Meanwhile, back outside, Malina and Beth were walking up to the restaraunt.)
Beth: And then after I got my braces off, me and Brady went to this wonderful movie together. We were laughing and we ate popcorn, well Brady did anyway, I'm not really much of a popcorn fan. Kernels keep getting stuck in my teeth.
Malina: Your boyfriend sounds nice. I just wish Kuzco acted the same way.
Beth: Hey. Isn't that the Mudka's place you're talking about?
(Malina and Beth look to see a Mudka's employee stepping out of the restraunt and then put up a "closed" sign.)
Malina: Closed? Why?
Mudka's Employee: Trust me. You don't want to go in there. You don't.
(The employee walks off leaving the two girls confused.)
Malina: I guess Mudka's is out of the question. Man, I am really starving right now.
Beth: (gasp) I just realized! I've been saving this turkey leg from last nights dinner before I ended up lost.
(Beth pulls a massive drumstick from her pocket which was now covered in dust and debris. Beth was happily eating it while Malina didn't look too enthusiastic.)
Beth: Oh, sorry. Did you want some?
Malina: Uh, no thanks. I'm a vegetarian.
Kuzco: Hey there Hottie-Hot-Hottie and. . . .girl I've never met before.
(Kuzco walks up to the two.)
Malina: Kuzco, this is Beth. Beth, Kuzco.
Beth: Oh, you told me about him. Isn't he that self-absorbed but somewhat sweet egomaniac you mentioned?
Kuzco: Somewhat sweet, eh?
Malina: AND SO what brings you here Kuzco?
Kuzco: Eh, some girl was at Pacha's hut and she wanted to see my palace. Blonde hair, blue eyes, a bit absent-minded. What was her name again?
Beth: Blonde? Blue? (gasp) That means. . .
Lindsay: BETH!
(Lindsay finally appears and runs up to Beth excited to see her. Beth shared the same feeling.)
Beth: Lindsay!
(The two girls hug each other as Malina and Kuzco walk up to them.)
Malina: So wait. You two know each other?
Lindsay: Do we? We're best friends.
Beth: It's so great to see you again! Thanks for finding her Kuzco.
Kuzco: Huh? I mean, uh, yeah! I found her. I'm a hero. Hail, me!
(Suddenly, flying right out of Mudka's was Timmy Turner who was totally beaten up. His fairies were thrown out of the restaraunt as well also beaten.)
Timmy: Ow, man she's strong. Cosmo, Wanda! I wish we we're out of here!
(As Cosmo and Wanda raised their wands, a dark tentacle shot forward and slapped them out of their hands. As the wands hit the ground, a magical blast hit Lindsay and Beth causing them both to disappear. Kuzco and Malina suprised at this noticed Timmy and his fairies standing.)
Wanda: Our wands!
Cosmo: Get them!
Poof: Poof, poof.
(Cosmo and Wanda picked their wand up from the ground. Kuzco and Malina were still confused about what's going on.)
Kuzco: Wait, what?
Timmy: Okay, now I wish we were out of here!
(The fairies raised their wands again and disappeared, but in the process, Kuzco and Malina disappeared along with them. As Heather and Yzma stormed out of the destroyed remains of Mudka's, they noticed the buck-toothed, pink hat wearing boy and his fairies were gone.)
Heather: Darn it! They got away.
Yzma: Let them go. They are not our primary targets. We must find the rest of these teenagers and. . .
Kronk: WAIT!
(Kronk, who was out of breath from running, approached the restaraunt.)
Kronk: (pant pant) Wait. . .for. . .(wheeze) me. . .Malina. . . . . .
(Kronk finally passed out on the floor in front of Yzma and Heather.)
Heather: You see? The dumb sidekicks will always be useless.
Yzma: (groan)