cipter won:
teh infnety, neer teh bionicles planit.
lisky herd rollins voice ovar teh radeo. "Ciptin lisky wahke up." teh ai sayd. "teh allbiter and alsee r at teh bridge. der is sumting i fond that we ned ur halp wit."
"rollin y u wahke me up" lisky said. "i do not liek bean wahked up." lisky is lazy and i do not liek him.
"fin i will get teh cheef instead." rolling said. "teh cheef will no wat to do."
"watever." said lisky.
teh master cheef loked at teh planet. "rollin wat is this"
"i dont no cheef." rollin said.
"it is a planit of sum sort." alsee said. "we must go to it."
"i liek that plan." cheef said. "we go to teh planet and take its stuffs cuz halo is better tan bionicles."
"yes" allbiter said. "i liek to kills stuff because i am eleet. eleets kill stuffs." and yes i am calling them eleets instead of what the stoopad idiots at treefortree call them because that is a dumb name. and lock will not be in this because he is stoopad.
"i will leed the teem bcuz i am cheef." cheef said. bloo teem is not in this because they werent evr in teh games befor.
dey landid on teh bionicles planit. cheef walked out of teh pellycan. "hello bionicles we are teh halos."
"hello halos" teh bionicles said. "we will kill u bcuz we dont liek you."
"ok" cheef said, then killed them all.
but den cheef was killed by tahoo because i like tahoo to. that mayd rollin mad.
rollin said "if you kill cheef i will kill you all." and then he crashed teh infnety onto the bionicle's planet.
tehy all dies.
teh end.
bcuz dis is teh best storee evr remimbr to liek and favorat. i will not be making anoder storee bcuz der is no way i can make a better won dan dis.
Happy April Fools' all! Hope you enjoyed this parody.
I swear, there is an art to writing terribly, and I cannot do it.