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201. Get Azula extremely drunk, wait until she pases out then write things on her forehead in sharpie marker and place her prone body in compromising positions. Take pictures and place them on the internet.

202. Go to Myspace and set up an account under the name "Princess Psychopath" or "Azula the Fallen". Post the pictures you took along with her likes: cute fluffy bunnies, the color pink, Brittney Spears, Cascada, K-Fed, stuffed animals, broccoli and asparagus. Dislikes: Black, Red, Fire Lord Ozai, The Fire Nation, bathing and Mai. Hobbies: Cross dressing, making voodoo dolls of Fire Lord Ozai, making teddy bears. Fears: Lobsters, moss, birds, trees and the guy on the oatmeal box and People she'd like to meet: Ghandi, Buddha, her imaginary friend and The Cookie Monster. Also make blogs describing in great detail how she'll get rid of Ozai and how she redecorated her room pink and denounced the Fire Nation

203. Dress her up in a giant lizard costume then tell the girls from WITCH that she's Cedric.

204. Stick her in Heatherfeild (the town the WITCH girls live in)and tell the girls that she's really Narrisa- or pretty much any entity trying to take over the world.

205. Place her in the Lilo and Stitch version of Hawaii and tell Gantu that she's an escaped experiment.

206. You could probably go up to Azula and start taunting her saying 'I know something you don't know'. When she demands that you tell her whisper quietly that Ozai wears women's panties then run away!

207. Get one of those Avatar science experiment animals (preferably a really hyper one) give it some of that Chi Enhancing Tea. Let the poor creature loose on Azula's ship.

208. Ask her if Genie knows she has his shoes.

209. Exclaim loudly in a valley girl accent about how ugly her outfit is while using the word 'Like' every other word and over exagerating your words.(eg: Like OMG like how the hell did you like get the courage to like go out like that? Like I could never like get the courage to like wear something that like totally ugly!)

210. Come to think of it just talking to her using like every other word would get on her nerves and you wouldn't even have to insult her clothes.

(eg: CHW: Like oh man like how the hell are you? I like haven't seen

you in like forever! Like come over here and like let me get a good look at you!

Azula: runs away)

211. Invite Azula to a mother daughter shopping trip then feign shock and use a lot of fake sympathy when she says she doesn't have a mom. Then after faking shock you can tell her that Ozai is welcome to come instead since you know he already has a dress.

212. Teach her crew members how to play Begonia. But instead of telling them that they're just supposed to say Begonia in place of a movie, book, song or play tell them that the way to play is to replace the Fire Lord's name and any town that they're trying to take over/ have taken over

(eg: Fire Lord Begonia, New Begonia the Earth Kingdom capitol of Ba sing Begonia) Also tell them they have to replace every few words with

Begonia when they talk to Azula.

213. Place Azula in the Ranma 1/2 universe then drag her to the cursed

springs of Jusenkyo and shove her into the spring of the drowned rat or

something then dump cold water on her. (Each spring is associated with a story about someone or something that drowned in it hundreds or thousands of years ago, and anyone who falls in a spring is cursed to turn into whatever drowned in that spring whenever they come in contact with cold water, although they keep their original minds, personalities and skills in the new form; hot water reverts the cursed to their original form. And honestly how powerful of a bender can a rat be?)

- Chibi Horsewoman (A/N: Who is ALWAYS in every chapter.)


214. Make everyone Azula runs into completely ignore her for a few days. Then when she finally cracks and starts screaming have everyone around her start laughing.

- Gir The Insane Flamin Ninja (A/N: Who ALSO is always in every chapter!!)



215.Every time she walks in a room that you are in/near you say loudly "Oh my gosh! Look at what she decided to wear now! She is so ripping off Barney it's not even funny!" Make sure everyone hears.

216. Repeat an idiotic phrase like "I like muffins" forever and ever. And when she finally gets so exasperated that she askes you why you like muffins reply "I don't. What I really like is asparagus." and then repeat the phrase again inserting asparagus where muffins were. Repeat as many times as you deem necesary.

- Risu


217. Pretend to be drunk and sing some really annoying song (you choose) And when she tell you to shut up, go instantly sober and say 'I have no idea what you're talking about.' Then go all drunk again and walk away singing "it's a small world after all."

- Black Wolf Jaganshi Lover


218. Lock her in a room with Aang on chi-enhancing tea. Make sure he's wearing a flameproof suit. This is enough to drive ANYONE insane.

-riderchar


219. Say Zhao survived. Have Zhao dress entirely in white. Freak Azula out by yelling "Zhao's back from the Water Tribes depths! Help!" Then have Zhao appear. That would freak her out because, as far as everyone knows, Zhao died. In order to get Zhao to do this, tell him he will become Fire Lord.

- Tomboy 601


220. Well she's a princess, right? Put her in a pink puffy dress and dye her hair blond, curl it, and put blue contacts in her eyes. ( A/N: haha; I love this one it's so blunt.)

- Princess Falling Star


Again, thank you... you all deserve cookies. With a lot of chocolate chips.

As you all know wer'e in the Holiday Season! SO, I'm requesting Holiday-themed suggestions. (And I'll be putting in some of my own...finally ; D) If you already suggested a Holdiay themed way to annoy Azula then I'm posting them (and future ways) in a chapter (coming soon) that'll be titled "Holidays", containing an unlimited amout of ways.

And of course, regular suggestions are appreciated as well!