"Are you sure of this?" Dick Cheney asked.
"Yes, I am positive," The man replied calmly. "There are most definitely terrorists hiding inside of the pyramids right now, the only way to destroy them is to blow up the pyramids."
"Hold please," Dick set the phone down on the table.
"Mr. President," he began.
"What?" George asked, peeling his eyes away from his favorite TV show.
"A man claims that there are terrorists hiding in the pyramids, the only way to destroy them is to destroy the pyramids along with them." George blinked. A trickle of drool fell down his chin.
"I'll take that as an order sir," Dick said. He picked the phone back up, "Sir, the pyramids will be destroyed immediately."
"Excellent, and tell the president to watch channel 32, not 56." The man hung up and Cheney put his the phone back down.
"Mr. President?" he called.
"What?" George grumbled, turning to look at the Vice President.
"You're watching channel 56."
"And...?"
"Hanna Montana is on channel 32."