(I'm back with more confusion)

moonkit098 herw

sudnufnedly lolohashtag waz liipein (...) sein AIDEYE WAUTCHIN KITZ (Isn't Aideye evil or something...?) SUDNELYA LYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ROONKIT AND HARYRY,OTYY DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED (but the wonderful fishkit survived)
LOLOHASHTAG WKE UOP "OMG MY KITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! # ! #$ #$# #$ ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! " she##$we#ee eEREEE SCRAMED AIDEYE DISAPEERED aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHhhhhhhhhhh RANBOKITTTTTTT! (cats don't disappear randomly but okay...and why are you calling for Rainbowkit/paw)
lolohashtag cireiod wundry seudndely mooniekstar cum in ''we avendyge kitz 4 u ok?" sez moonekiatsar lolohashtag cry "all i haz iz fishkit"
moonstar craird wlilth "fishkit iz blu ptorphcy sez fishkit wil sav wurl" (Translation: "Fishkit is blue. Prophecy says Fishkit will save world. I'm not sure that's how it works XD)
omgg sed lolohashtag i cnet baulvuel eiettrt! my kit iz populr ("My kit is popular"? THIS ISN'T HOW PROPHECIES WORK)
"ok" sex moonstr ("Ok" sex Moonstar) prnfed way "by" moonstr peadded ut ov den sudnly PILLOWFART YELLOED (OH NO HE YELLOWED! HE YELLOWED LIKE THE SUN! AAAAHHHHH)
moonstr pad uvr "wut mattr" "EDUWRAD CULLEN IN SWKY! #$%$ #!?#!?"! " YEAOELWL ED PLPOWOUDFART! EDWARD CULLEN!1

(...why is an annoying sparkly vampire suddenly flying toward a Clan of horrendous cats)

(...this lost its plotline)