Disclaimer: I do not own Rei, she belongs to iRemix, and I do not own Shino or Kiba…they belong Kishi… I only own Etsuko…no takey, she mine…
I, you know. that one girl, wrote this chapter
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"That's my leg!" Kiba shouted, bumping into someone.
"That's my fuckin' head, dip-shit!" You know who that is right?
"Tch…I can't see anything…" Shino complained as he stuck his hands out in front of him.
"Oh my god! My private square! I feel so violated…" Rei yelled as she felt someone grab at her chest.
Now, you are probably wondering why the following people are saying the following things. Simple. Ninjas playing tag in the dark. Only, they were just pretty hell bent on knowing where to go.
Etsuko's wonderful idea had landed them in Kiba's dark basement for the night. A co-ed sleepover. Greeeat…
"Why did you even suggest this Takeda?" Kiba asked as he reached for what he thought was a pole.
"I though it was fun, and what the hell are you doing touching my boobs?" She yelled and proceeded to smack him.
Growl…
"What was that?" Rei asked, whipping her head around, but hitting a pole in the process.
"Probably just Akamaru upstairs," Kiba reassured her, removing his hand away from Etsuko quickly, stepping back, only to step on the Aburame's foot.
"Kiba…" Shino began in a dark voice.
Stepping away from the bug boy quickly, the dog lover promptly ran into the wall.
"This was a horrible idea Takeda…"
"Like you had a better plan to do over the damn break,"
True. The ninjas were on break from missions, and decided to spend it with each other, but not like this…
"Ow! My nose…" Rei yelped as she held her nose, that started to bleed slightly.
"Are you okay?" Kiba asked from across the room.
"Yea…I don't think I'm bleeding…" How wrong you are Rei…
"This was a horrible idea now that I think about it…" Etsuko muttered, feeling around some walls.
"You just now noticed?" Kiba spat as he poked something or someone.
"Kiba, why are you poking my nose?" Shino asked.
"I can't frickin' see! Blame your damn girlfriend!" He shouted/teased.
"Not my girlfriend…" The boy muttered.
An Hour later…
"My spleen will never be the same again…" The Takeda complained as she lay on her sleeping bag, lights on this time.
"Quit complaining Suko…you're the one who suggested it," Rei shot back. She was now taking care of her bloody nose with the help of Kiba.
"Do you still feel violated, Rei-chan?" Etsuko teased with a laugh.
"Yea, as a matter of fact, I do," the ambassador sent a glare to a certain Aburame.
"Well, I don't know about you crazies, but I'm getting some sleep. I'm beat," Kiba announced as he fell back onto his sleeping bag, which was conveniently placed next to Rei's.
"Yea, yea," Etsuko started to yawn, "I'll hit the hay too. A girl can only take so much frickin' hurt,"
Her sleeping bag was also conveniently placed next to Shino's where the Aburame was almost asleep.
As lights were turned out by Rei, Etsuko moved just a bit closer to Shino as she fell asleep. The bug user opened his eyes a crack and smirked slightly.
Morning…
Somehow, in the middle of the night, the couples had gotten mixed up and now Etsuko was cuddled next to Kiba, and Rei with Shino.
Snuggling closer to the unknown mass, Etsuko smiled, "Morning…"
"Morning babe…" Kiba yawned, still not opening his eyes.
"Babe? You frickin' flatter me Shino…"
"Shino? WTF are you talking about? I'm Kiba…"
Opening her eyes wide, the Takeda was met with two red marks.
"Inuzuka!"
"Takeda!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Scurrying away from each other, Etsuko found a nice little corner and formed the fetal position.
"I didn't sleep with Inuzuka. I didn't sleep with Inuzuka…"
At hearing the commotion, Shino opened his eyes to find a mass of brown hair.
"Etsuko?" He whispered.
"What the hell are you talking about Kiba, I'm Rei for God sakes. Are you that stupid?"
"I'm Shino…"
Turning ever so slightly, Rei's eyes opened wide and she too screamed like a banshee and joined Etsuko in the corner chanting,
"I didn't sleep with Shino. I didn't sleep with Shino…"
While the girls were doing that… the boys were in a bit of a tiff…
"Did you sleep with her?" Kiba asked his friend.
"No. Did you sleep with her?" Shino returned the question.
"Hell no! I wouldn't sleep with her if she were the last girl on Earth!"
"Glad to know my girl's safe…" The bug master said with a slight smirk.
"Yea…just hope my girl doesn't give birth to a caterpillar or something…"
"I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH INUZUKA!" Etsuko shouted, covering her ears and rocking back and forth.
"I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH SHINO!" Rei copied her friend.
"KIBA!" A feminine yell from upstairs sounded, followed by the pounding of feet coming down the stairs, "Don't tell me you did it last night?"
"GO AWAY HANA! WE DIDN'T HAVE SEX WITH THEM!" Kiba shouted and pointed upstairs so his sister would leave.
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A little short in my opinion, but funny. Enjoy!