Okay! Sorry but I'm gonna skip to Evan being 1 year old now. Going through the whole month stage is just too much for my poor innocent hands. SO Evan is now 1 year old, can talk small sentences, and walk. This chapter doesn't really have a purpose. Enjoy dear ones.

Max POV

"Evan, get in here," I called.

Evan came stumbling out from his room (a.k.a. Previous game room, a.k.a. Previously my room).

He had his hands in the pockets of black hoodie. He was looking down with an innocent expression there was no way I was going to believe.

He looked up and raised his eyebrows. He's basically a one year old Fang now. Everything. From the clothes, to his hair, eyes, and attitude.

"Didn't Uncle Iggy potty train you yet?" I asked.

"Yeah," he said.

"Then why is that all on the floor?" I pointed to the toilet. You don't want to know what's on there.

"I missed."

I rolled my eyes and walked out. This is disgusting.

Fang was walking down the hallway and saw my expression with Evan following me.

"What happened?" he asked.

"Ask your son." I said.

"Dude, what'd you do?"

It took him a second to answer.

"I missed." He said in barely a whisper.

"Again?"

He nodded.

"I think Uncle Iggy is a bad teacher."

He nodded again.

"Come on, nap time." I said.

"But I not tiawed." he whined.

I picked him up and started towards his room.

"Yeah you are,"

"No I-yawn-nawt."

"Let me see your eyes." I told him.

He pulled back and looked me straight in the eyes.

"Yup. Those are Sleepy Eyes. It's nap time." I said.

He started rubbing his eyes like crazy. I grabbed his arms and pulled away from his face.

"Stop rubbing your eyes, you can't fight Sleepy Eyes."

"Yes I can!" He said. And then he closed his eyes.

"Exactly."

He opened his eyes and glared at me. How cute. He glares just like Fang.

I laughed and put him in his bed. His room was so cute. The theme was spider-man. The black spider-man of course. His bed spread had the picture from the movie with him hanging upside down on his web. On the wall was a big spider man poster. The walls were gray and not black because Mom said that a dark environment is no place for a growing boy. That I agree with, but Fang, not so much. His argument was that he, Iggy and Gazzy grew up in dark environments but they all turned out fine.

Suuuuuuuure they turned out fine.

I kissed Evan on his forehead.

"I'll come wake you up in a couple hours for a snack, okay?"

He nodded.

I walked downstairs into the living room and saw Gazzy and Nudge asked Mom something.

"Hey guys, what's up?"

"Me and Nudge want to get skateboards! Dr. M says that there's a skate park on the end of the street! But we really wanna go and them now, and she has to work!"

"Yeah, Max! It would be so awesome if I had skateboard! We both already know how from when we were at Anne's! I want one that's pink and purple and yellow and blue and teal and silver and gold and pink and 392-"

"Nudge, 392 is not a color!" I exclaimed.

"I know! But Puce is! It's a type of pink! It's really pretty and some unicorns have it in their horns-"

"Nudge, I will take you and Gazzy to get skateboards. Iggy and Fang can stay here with Evan. Go get ready."

"Yay!" Nudge said and started jumping and clapping her hands.

I went upstairs to our room and started going through my dresser, looking for something to wear. I found my blue t-shirt that said, 'Yes, it did hurt when I fell from Heaven. Wanna see my wings?' and a pair of light stone-washed jeans. I got out underwear and set everything else on the bed, taking the underwear with me.

"Going somewhere?" Fang asked.

"Yeah. Taking the Gazzy and Nudge to get skateboards."

He had a confused look on his face.

"I have no idea. Don't ask. I just agreed to keep Nudge quiet." I said.

He nodded.

I walked to the bathroom, turned on the water to a comfortable temperature, and hopped in. I let the water fall on my face for while. It felt good.

When my shower was done, I put on my underclothes then wrapped in a towel and went back to the room.

"How many stalkers-I mean bloggers do you have now?" I asked Fang.

"Like, about 10,000 come in everyday now. Mostly just to see Evan and say how cute he is."

"That's not a surprise."

He shrugged.

"Well, I'll be back soon. If Evan wakes up before I'm back, just give him a piece of chicken or something." I told him.

He laughed. "Okay,"

I walked out the room and went into Evan's.

I smoothed his hair back.

"Ev," I said.

"Ev, it's mommy."

He groaned.

"You don't have to wake up yet, but I'm going the store, I'll be back soon, k?"

He nodded. He didn't even open his eyes. I knew that little booger was sleepy. Can't fight sleepy eyes.