The Hot Springs Part 4 The Party

Pairings: UlquiorraxOrihime, ByakuyaxHisana, IchigoxRukia, KisukexYoruichi, ToshiroxRangiku, GrimmjowxTorrie, YumichikaxShannon, SosukexMomo, GinxIzuru

A/N: I do not own Bleach or any of its affiliates. It is owned by Tite Kubo.

"Renji? What are you doing here?," Byakuya asked his lieutenant.

"HIGA ZEKKO!," Renji shouted as he started to attack his captain.

"Wait a second. Did you just say he gots a cold?," Ichigo asked him.

"Damnit Ichigo, your next," Renji told him.

"Renji, what are you doing?," Byakuya asked him.

"I'm here to get revenge on the humiliation that you put me through back in Soul Society when Ichigo and his friends came to save Rukia," he explained to him.

"Humiliation? That was inevitable you small minded retard. There's no way in hell that you could ever defeat me," he replied.

"Ha, I'll prove that I can beat you right here, right now," Renji responded.

"Alright. Its your funeral though. Bankai…Scatter Senbonzakura Kageyoshi," Byakuya said.

"Byakuya, can you please not do this?," his wife asked.

"Hisana, just let him prove a point. Otherwise Renji will never give up," Ichigo told her.

Hisana sighed as she realized that what Ichigo said was the truth.

"Hihio Zabimaru," Renji said.

After one attack from Byakuya, Renji was defeated.

"Ho…how?," Renji asked.

"Did you think that I was just sitting around doing nothing all day since the last time we fought?," he answered.

"God, what is it with all this drama going on during this trip?," Rukia asked them.

"This is supposed to be a fun trip to celebrate Grimmjow's and Torrie's marriage," she added.

"Rukia's right you guys. I mean we have to leave tomorrow morning, so I think that we should party tonight and all get along with each other," Ichigo suggested.

"That sounds like fun!," Orihime exclaimed.

"Alright well we're going to run to the store to get some stuff for the party," Izuru said pulling Gin along with him.

"Ok, see you guys in a little bit," Ichigo told them.

-At the party-

"Hey Grimmjow, hand me a beer," Ichigo told him.

"Sure thing man," Grimmjow replied.

About three hours later, everyone other than Karin, Yuzu, and Yachiru was drunk

"Hey man, I really -hiccup- like you man," Ichigo said to Grimmjow in a slurred voice.

"Man, I like you too-hiccup-," Grimmjow replied.

"Yuzu, we can't pass up this opportunity to get pictures of Ichigo flirting with Grimmjow," Karin told her sister.

"Karin, I don't think that we should," Yuzu replied.

"Come on, don't be such a chicken," Karin said.

Karin pulled out a digital camera that she had in her bag and started taking pictures.

"I'm going to put these on eBay!," she exclaimed.

Just then, Shuuhei burst through the door.

"I hope none of you are drinking without me," he announced.

"We're not dumbhead you drinking," Ichigo told him.

"Um Ichigo, do you mean to say "We're not drinking you dumbhead?,"" Shuuhei asked him.

"Yeah, -hiccup- that's what I said," Ichigo said.

"Alright, well give me some of that," Shuuhei told Ichigo.

About thirty minutes later, Shuuhei was drunk.

"Hey Renji, you want to blow this popsicle stand?," Shuuhei asked the lieutenant of Squad Six.

"There's popsicles here?," Renji asked him.

"I mean do you want to get out of here," Shuuhei explained.

"Oh…hells yeah," Renji replied.

Renji and Shuuhei left and went to the waterfall that Jushiro was training at.

"Hey, where'd Renji and Shuuhei go?," Byakuya asked.

"I think they went to get some popsicles," Ichigo told him.

"Well I want cherry," Byakuya replied.

-The next day-

"Oh man, I have such a headache," Ulquiorra said as he woke up.

"You think your head hurts?," Ichigo asked him.

"You know, I never did get that cherry popsicle last night," Byakuya told them.

A few minutes after he said that, Renji and Shuuhei walked into the resort.

"Where were you guys? I waited up all night for my popsicle," Byakuya told them.

"I think Renji was getting his own popsicle, if you know what I mean," Rukia told her brother while laughing.

"What do you mean," he asked her.

"Think about it big brother," she replied.

Byakuya thought about it for a minute.

"Ewww," he responded.

"Well anyway, now that everyone is back, we can pack up and get out of here," Ichigo told the group.

"You know, I never really got a chance to say anything during this trip, so I'm going to say something now," Toshiro told them.

"RANGIKU GIVES GREAT HEAD!," he yelled.

"CAPTAIN!," Rangiku exclaimed.

"Can I get a piece of that action?," Sosuke said joking around.

"Excuse me, but you got enough action last night," Momo replied.

"Yeah, but have you seen the size of Rangiku's boobs?," he asked his wife.

"Is that all guys are interested in?," she replied.

"Pretty much," Ichigo told her.

"Why do you think that Ulquiorra got with Orihime?," he added.

"Is that true Ulquiorra?," Orihime asked her husband.

"Of course its not honey," Ulquiorra told her while making gestures at Ichigo to shut up.

"Well I can gladly say that I got with Yoruichi because of that!," Kisuke exclaimed.

"And I can gladly say that I got with Kisuke because of well you know…that," she said blushing.

"What?," Yachiru asked.

"Let's just say its something that's shaped like a popsicle," she replied.

"I love popsicles," Yachiru told her.

"Well this is better than a popsicle. Its got a creamy filling," she told her.

"Ok Yoruichi, that's enough," Kenpachi said.

"OH MY GOD!," Torrie exclaimed.

"What?," Grimmjow asked her.

"I just now realized that we left Yumichika and Shannon at the rest stop that we stopped at when we came here," she explained to him.

"Oh well. Knowing them, they were probably just having sex the entire time in a bathroom stall," he told his wife.

"Yeah I know, but still. I'm sure she's going to be angry with me when she sees me again," Torrie explained to her Grimmjow.

"Well I guess we better get going, that way we can pick those two up on our way back," Ichigo told everyone.

-Back at home-

"Well that was a fun trip," Rukia told her husband.

"Yeah, but now I'm flat broke," he told her.

"You know what I've been dying to do for a while now though?," he added.

"What's that?," she replied.

"Have a barbeque," he answered.

"That sounds like fun. But you just said you had no more money. So how do you plan on doing that?," she asked him.

"I'll talk to the other guys and see what we can do. Maybe we can have it out at Ulquiorra's house," he responded.

"That's true. They even have a pool that we can all swim in," she told him.

"Alright, I'll call Ulquiorra and see what's going on next weekend and see if we can do it then," Ichigo told her.

"Good idea," Rukia replied.

"Hey Ulquiorra," Ichigo said on the phone.

"Yeah?." Ulquiorra replied.

"Do you think that next weekend we could have a barbeque out at your house?," Ichigo asked him.

"I guess so. I just have to ask the misses first," he told Ichigo.

"Dude, just tell her you're going to do it. I doubt that she'll object," Ichigo told him.

"Yeah like that will ever work," he responded in a doubtful voice.

"Just try it. Anyway I got to go. I'll see you Saturday then," Ichigo told him.

"Yeah, I guess so," Ulquiorra said before hanging up.

-At Ulquiorra and Orihime's house-

"Hey honey?," Ulquiorra said.

"What is it dear?," Orihime asked.

"This weekend I want to have a barbeque here and invite all of our friends," he told her.

"Ok that sounds like a great idea," she replied.

"Really," he asked.

"Yeah if you want to," she told him.

"Wow honey, you're the greatest wife ever," he said pulling Orihime into a big hug.

"I'll call everyone and let them know," she told him.

"Ok, I'll go to the store and get all of the stuff that we'll need," he told her.

-About two hours later-

"Honey, I'm home," Ulquiorra announced as he walked in the door.

"Welcome back dear. I've made all of the phone calls and invited everyone," she told him.

"Did you get all of the stuff that we're going to need?," she added.

"I sure did. The barbeque this Saturday is going to be the best barbeque ever," he told his wife.

"Wait. Saturday?," she asked him.

"Yeah Saturday. Why?," he replied.

"Um honey, Saturday is when my parents are coming to visit us," she told him.

"I thought that you were talking about doing the barbeque on Friday," she added.

"Well I had completely forgotten all about that. I guess I'll just call Ichigo and tell him its going to have to be on Friday. Did you tell all of our friends that it was on

Friday?," he asked her.

"Yeah," she said.

"Well that's good. That means that we wont have to call all of them back," he said sounding relieved.

"Well I'm just glad that you aren't trying to push this barbeque happening on Saturday over my parents coming to visit," she said to him.

"Honey I would never do that," he told her.

Just then the phone rang.

"Hello," Orihime said as she answered it.

"Wait, slow down. What's going on?," she asked.

"Oh my god, are you serious?," she added.

"I'll be right there," she told them before hanging up the phone.

"Who was that?," Ulquiorra asked her.

"That was Sosuke. Momo fell down some stairs and now she's in a coma," she explained shocked about what had happened.

A/N: I know what your all thinking. "Finally a longer chapter." Yes I know that my chapters are to short. But this is my first fanfic, so what do you expect? Please review already…I mean you've read 14 chapters so far, and haven't left a single review. Also,sorry about the part with Yoruichi...I had to do it.