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Cipher Pol Kyubi 14: Fangirl!

Title Page: Naruto is sitting in the desert with his arms crossed and he seems to be angry. A little girl is on top of his head with hearts in her eyes. And the cactuses and clouds all are formed into hearts.

Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto or One Piece. He he he...

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Mahaj Tal - Chambers of Kali

Hanu walked through the quarters, wishing that his slaves would pick him up, instead of walking. He is a pure man of god. He walked through the archway and adressed a very obese man on the bed. He fustratingly shook his head. "Tou-san. Must you be naked every single time I come here?"

Unfortunately, it was true. The pale fat behemoth was on the bed without any garments on. Luckily, the fat seemed to cover his...

Moving on. He rolled his brown eyes, like a child. "Poho. My son. Most slaves must be naked when their master comes to release his fustraitions. My slaves must come to release my fustrations when I am naked." He wiped his white hair away from his eyes.

The boy raised a non-existant eyebrow. "Tou-san, you are always naked." The man slapped his chubby hands together. "Exactly!" Hanu sighed. He was digusted by the way his father acts. A complete monster of lust and gluttony. Hanu shouldn't talk though as he, to a very lesser extent, is the same.

The fat man raised an eyebrow at his son. "Where is your sister?"

Just then a guard came in and bowed. "Kali-sama! Hanu-sama! Presenting, Suri-hime!" A girl who is in her twenties came through the door in elegance and grace. She also had a air of huaghtiness around her. Though you couldn't tell by the way she kicked the guard out of her way. Her tanned skin contrasted to her red ponytail. She had a sari on, but you could see through if you squint your eyes enough.

Hanus eyebrow twitched in jealousy. 'Why can't I have a guard who presents me right when someone talks about me?' Suri smirked at her brother, as if she was reading his mind. Another habit that he hated. She said in a voice of arrogance and fake curiosity, "My, my otouto. Jealous? Of me?

Kali luaghed at the exchange. "Pohohohoho! My,my. It seems my children is into incest now." Both siblings had to almost throw up at their fathers words. "Tou-san! You shouldn't speak such worthless things!" Suri shouted out. Kali luaghed more at that.

Hanu, having gotten over his near vomiting experience, looked to Kali and asked, "Tou-san. What is it you need from us? Surely you haven't called us for another time of western tea and my contents on your floor." Kali looked downcast. "You mean you did called us for tea!?" Kali nodded. Hanu glared at his father.

A while after, their obese father laughed. They looked confused. Kali stopped. "Just kidding. The reason you're here is that the day is coming." Both of them widened their eyes. Kali smirked at them. "Yes. My feast is will arrive soon..."

A shadow by the window disappeared. The shadows mouth moved producing a faint sound.

"Very soon."

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Ohfrag - Ihman Villa - Jukigals Home

The Galley-La company was walking with Jukigal to his home and looked at the state of the villa. The houses were all made of wood and the cacti seemed to stick out from most of the houses. They're were little amounts of people here and the ones who were there were basically beggars.

Paulie didn't trust this man at all. This 'Jukigal' was about to assassinate them and now he is leading them to his home? 'Screwed' Paulie thought.

Kaku or Lucci wasn't worried at all. After all, they are assassins. Plus, they really needed the information for Pluton. And to do that, is to find Kalifa. And to do that, is to get information on her whereabouts.

As they neared a wooden house bigger than the others, Jukigal was sweating nervously. He rubbed his hands together. His legs shaking with each step.

The Galley-La company narrowed they're eyes in suspicion. Why was he scared? A trap?

When they reached the door, Jukigal looked about ready to faint. When he opened the door, he procceded to do so and a knife almost struck him from inside the house. "TEME!" Came a shout from the house. The knife went straght for Lucci, but he grabbed it with ease and threw it back. Jukigal came up in time just for the handle of the knife to strike him in the head and he went straght back down.

The group looked through the door and looked at a woman. She had a peasants clothes on and a white bandanna. She has tanned skin like everybody on this island and two earrings. She also has a red dot on her head.

Jukigal got up, albeit very sluggish and scratched the back of his head. "Honey I-" "Don't you honey me, because you sir are late again." She somehow appeared in front of her husband, impressing the CP9 members of her speed. She had tears from her eyes and Jukigal embraced her. "I was worried. I thought they captured you too." Jukigal gently brushed her hair. "No. Atleast i don't think so..." He looked at the Galley-La and they all shook their heads. "-No, I'm okay."

A few minutes later they were all at the floor, since their was no chairs or tables. Paulie was smoking a new cigar, ignoring the glare from Jukigals wife. Jukigal was sitting down on the on the floor with his wife beside him. Kaku was laying down fingering the lily in his chest pocket. Lucci... he has his ways.

Paulie decided that since his coworkers won't, or can't, speak he'll converse then. "So, Jugi-" "My wifes name is Kareena." Paulies eyebrow twitched at the interruption. Kaku looked at the wife. "Oh really? Thats an interesting name ja." The wife had to blush at that. Paulie gawked. He was being ignored? Hattori joined in. "I agree. Not too many people have that name." Paulie was gnashing his teeth. "Why thank you. I-" SHUT UP!"

They all looked at Paulie, who was red faced and steam coming out from his ears. His cigar vanished, but there was some ashes on the floor.

When he calmed down he said, "Now. As I was saying. I need some information on what is going on here." Jukigal paid attention. He lowered his head. "What is there to know? An island ruled by a tyrant? Slavers coming to us and taking us by the throat? How we became this low? A certain woman you want to rescue?"

"Actually... yes. All of those." "Ah."

"Well let me tell you a story. On this island, we had a religion to follow. A god to praise. An island to boast about. All that ended when a man became a ruler of this island. Kali. The ruler of the Army of the Sun and a man who feasts on all our food and salivates on the women of this island. How he achieved the latter was by creating a group called the Slavers. Preists, who are actually bandits of lust." He stood up and walked by a portrait of a himself, his wife, and a little girl.

"They kidnap the women and children of this island and bring them to the capitol. Mahal Taj. He built that place by using all of the money we have to build the capitol. As for the woman, she probably might have gotten kidnapped by the Slavers."

The Galley-La took time to process this information. Paulie sighed. "Well. I guess we can't do anything. We can't face an army." Kaku and Lucci glanced at each other. Jukigal turned around to look at the portrait. "Well...there might be a way." All of them looked at him. "Theirs the Shadows. They are rebels in the night. They sometimes stop the slavers from kidnapping the woman. I am a part of them."

Kaku took this time to finally speak. "How will they help us?" Jukigal fidgeted. He sighed. "Okay. I trust you guys enough for me to tell you. The Shadows are planning a full out assault on the capitol. The capitol has two entrances. North and south. I am part of the southern attack. I must ask you. Will you assist us?" The Galley-La ttok the moment to think upon themselves.

Kaku stood up. "I think we should. Kalifa could probably there. Lucci closed his eyes. Hattori spoke, "I'll come too." Both of them looked at Paulie. He looked at Kaku, then to Lucci. He sighed. "I guess." He looked at Jukigal. "Yeah. I'll go."

Tears ran down Jukigals face. He wiped them and thanked them all. Kaku looked at the portrait. "Hmm? Who's the little girl?" Kareena turned away and went to the kitchen. Jukigal smiled somberly. "Thats our duaghter. Shes kidnapped by Slavers. The whole reason why I am a part of the shadows. Her names-"

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Ohfrag - Ihman City

"Omaya! Shiva-sama!"

That was the sound of an innocent girl. Okay, an innocent fangirl. Okay, just a fangirl. She was sitting criss-cross as she answered her admirations questions.

Naruto sighed. 'Sasuke. I praise you.' He glared at the girl. That just served to largen the hearts in her eyes. 'Damnit Kyubi! You told me that glaring at them would make me unnattractive!' "Oops. Ha ha ha ha!" Naruto cut him off as he asked of another question. "Why do you keep calling me Shiva-sama?"

The girl smiled and pointed to the sun. "Because Shiva-sama is Surya-samas angel. I prayed for Surya-sama to save me and she sent you!" Naruto raised an eyebrow. "Who's Surya-sama?" Omaya face-faulted at his question.

She shouted to the assassin. "Whos Surya-sama?" Naruto thought she used soru, because she was right in front of his face. "Only the best and only god!" Naruto sighed and closed his eyes. 'Kami-sama. Forgive her.' He opened his eyes and said, "So she's a god. And you think I'm an angel." He looked up at the sun, but couldn't feel a glare on his eyes. 'An angel? Back then... at Konoha...' "Kit. Don't go there." "Yeah. I'm outta here."

He turned to leave. "No! Wait!" He faltered a little at the girls cry, but started to walk away. Fangirlism is all part of a story he doesn't want to be in. (I guess hes not in a lot of stories then) But he stopped as he heard a noise. A sniffling noise. 'Ahhhh crap.'

Omaya burst into a loud cry. She dropped to her knees and tried to stop her tears but to no avail. Naruto creaked his neck a little and saw the heartbreaking scene. He took one long sigh and said in a defeated voice. "Alright." He turned around. "I won't go." Suddenly, the girls tears vanished and she cheered. "Yatta!" Naruto scratched his head. 'Damn. She fooled me.' Inside his mind, 'Just wait kit. You will soon witness a much more powerful version.'

Omaya turned back to normal. Naruto sat down in front of her. "What do you need?" The girl answered, "I need to back to my home." He blinked. "Can't you go there by yourself? I mean isn't there anyone nearby?" Omaya shook her head. "No. My home is on the bottom of this island." Naruto blankly looked at her. "What?" She asked. "If you knew that, then why didn't you go there yourself?" The girl looked down. "I didn't know what to do. Those guys you beated chased me was gonna bring me back to that meanie place."

Naruto raised an eyebrow. "Meanie place?" She nodded energetically. "Yeah! The place where Kali-teme lives. He makes me do his work and the men whip me all the time if I don't do it good." He narrowed his eyes. "What?" He said with gritted teeth. The girl got scared of his features, but Naruto calmed down, so she continued. "Then theres his son. He always calls me names. And people thinks that because I'm fast, it was because Hanu-teme trained me, WHICH HE DIDN'T!"

Naruto covered his ears at her outburst. "Do you really had to shout?" "YES!"

He looked at her for a moment. He saw an image of his younger self beside her. Energetic with a painful childhood. The perfect blend. "So...you want me to take you back there." The girl then looked nervous. She bit her bottom lip. "Yeah..." Naruto sighed and dragged off "But...." Omaya looked at him with hopeful eyes. "Could you save my home?"

Naruto was confused. "How?"

"By beating the meanie!" She answered. Naruto was about to say no. He can't face an army by himself. As he was going to say it, all thoughts of doing it stopped. He grew tremondous guilt and pity as the girls eyes largened. 'Yes kit! Feel it! The power...' Naruto felt if he said no, he would die on the spot. The girls bottom lip puffed out as she pouted. 'YES! Feel the power of...' Naruto took one long heavy sigh. 'The Puppy Eyes no Jutsu!' "No."

Omaya and Kyubi shouted at the same time. "What/What!?"

Naruto crossed his arms and nodded. "I can't do it. I'm just one person against an entire army. Sorry." "YOU COLD HEARTED BASTARD!" 'What do you mean?' Omaya couldn't believe. Her angel refused to help with her request. Tears were about to come out. Real ones.

Naruto smirked. "I can't do it alone..." She blinked. Was he...? Naruto looked up at the sun with a smile. She truly saw an angel as the sun shined on his face. "I just need help." As he faintly heard in the background.

"Yoyoi!"

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Ohfrag - Unknown Location

The room was pretty dark. You can't see anything in there. Goddamn back in the day lack of technology. Though the light shined in the middle. It was faint blue and showed a single face. He has a mask on to cover his mouth and combed black hair that was sleeked back. There was a horizontal scar through both his eyes. He was sitting on the ground and bowed before the light.

He heard the door opened very slowly. The man was going to reach for his sword but he sniffed trying to get the scent, since he can't see. When he did, he stopped reaching because he smelled that scent before. His mask moved indicating that he was talking.

"Jukigal. What news have you brought me today?" Jukigal stood by the door and he signaled the Galley-La to come in.

Jukigal kneeled, regardless that the man cannot see. "Zon-sama. I have brought you some able men to fight with us for the invasion." Zon raised both his eyebrows. "Oh? Well they should really be something if they were picked by my right-hand man.

Jukigal heard a whisper from Paulie. "Right-hand man? You never told us this." "Just because I am blind doesn't mean I can't hear." Zons voice was heard behind them. They turned around and saw Zon right next to Lucci.

Zon whispered in Luccis ears. "I know of your power. I must say it fascinates me." Lucci kept his emotionless face. He walked around him. "Yes. All of you seem to be as powerful as you look." Paulie blinked. He looked at the light and then to Zon. 'Damn he's fast.'

Zon smirked as he stepped in the light. "Would you like to join the Shadows?" Kaku answered, "Sorry. But we're just looking for a woman. She's captured by that Kali guy so we hoped that the invasion will help us out.

The leader of the Shadows frowned at this. "I see." Suddenly, seven men stepped out of the shadows. They all had black robes with knives in their hands. "Then I must kill you all." Jukigal was shocked. "But sir-" He was ignored as one of the men tried to attack Paulie.

Kaku felt someone behind him so he turned and roundhouse kicked the men in the face. Paulie took out a rope and wrapped it around the attackers head and swung him around the room making everyone duck. He then threw the guy at another, knocking them both out.

The four remaining men charged toward Lucci but he blocked all their attacks. He grabbed one of their knives and stabbed a mans fist that was about to punch him. The man yelped as his hand bled and got punched in the face. Lucci then kneed another man in the gut and, at the same time, grabbed his face an threw him to another guy.

Only on man remained and his legs shook as all the Galley-La was about to round on him. Though they stopped because they turned to the sound of clapping. The clapping came from Zon as he smirked.

"Well done. Well done. You guys surpassed my expectations. Sorry for the trouble. I just need to know what you guys are capable of." Zon explained. Jukigal sighed and was relieved at this. The Galley-La didn't looked too pleased about it.

Zon sat down and grabbed his sword. The workers tensed, but found he was just making a map on the sand. They all walked around him to see what the plan was. "Here is the castle." A drew a square. "And here are the two sides". He darkened the sides. "And this is us". He made a circle, bottom of the square. "The other side will climb the castle gates". He made a triangle above the square, pointing it down.

"A simple pincer attack. Like a scorpion." Paulie and Kaku was amazed at how the blind man drew so well. Zon continued, "Now heres the thing. The south side is guarded by the army and their General of Light, Souzo. He is heavily armored and he ate a devil fruit that gives him tremendous power under the sunlight but weak against . So... we attack at dusk, so he won't notice that we're waiting for the sun to come out."

"You three will have to stall him at that time." Kaku asked, "Stall for what?" Zon stood up. "Stall for me." Paulie asked. "Why?" Zon then bent down and drew a moon. "Because I ate the Moon Moon Fruit. Giving me power-" "Under the moon." Paulie finished understanding.

Zon straightened himself. He turned to Jukigal. "You rally the men. We will attack at dusk."

Jukigal nodded and went out the door.

Kaku looked at the door for a moment and looked back to Zon. "Can I ask you something?" Zon nodded. "Why tonight of all nights?" Zon face darkened like a dim light. "Because tommorows the feast." Hattori spoke for Lucci. "Feast? Whats wrong with that?" The Shadow leader turned away. "The feast is not only food." He then left with a message that made them all angry. Even Lucci.

"Why do you think he mostly kidnaps women?"

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Ohfrag - Ihman City

Omaya was giddy that she was being piggybacked by her angel. Naruto grunted as he thought what he shouldn't say. 'She's kind of heavy.'

Jyabura luaghed beside him. Suprising the hell out of the both of them. "I see you got yourself a fangirl, eh." Naruto glared at Jyabura. Either for the jab or the near heart attack. "And where the fu- I mean fudge were you!?" Jyabura scratched his nose. "Feh. Gathering information. Apperantly Kalifas at the capitol. So we going to go there?"

Naruto nodded. Omaya was delighted at another one was going to help the island. "But wait! What about Kumad-" Jyabura covered his mouth and whispered in his ear. "I plan that we sneak in. Is Kumadori best at being silent?" Naruto shook his head. "Thats why I accidently lost him."

"YOYOI!"

They both sighed at the same time. They turned to their right and saw the kabuki walking with them. Jyabura noticed somthing. "Hey gaki. The other gaki doesn't seem to good." Naruto looked behind him to see whats with Omaya. She had a terrified face on and she was looking at Kumadori.

"D-D-D-" She then screamed out so the whole world could hear, "DEMOOOOON!" Both Naruto and Jyabura winced at the yell. Naruto covered her mouth. Kumadori kept on walking, seeming to be oblivious at whats going on.

"Yoyoi! I have been blessed with some info!" Jyabura looked suprised at this. "Oh?" Kumadori went on further, "It seems there are rebels trying to sneak into the capitol, where the beautiful Kalifa-san lives! We should go with them." The others, except Omaya, were shocked. Kumadori gotten information! A good one also!

Naruto turned around to calm Omaya. "Hey, hey. Calm down. He is not a demon. Hes just... a demon turned angel." Omaya nodded and he let go of her mouth. "Finally she shuts up." 'Should've said the same with you.' "Oy! Shut up!"

Naruto looked to the sky. 'Its getting darker. He looked at the others. "I think we should go there now. The quicker the better." All of them nodded.

As the sun was going down, a shadow was on one of the rooftops eyeing the group, specifically Naruto. "Hmm, interesting." The shadow said in a deep voice. "Uzumaki Naruto. Kyubi container." His red hair flowed as the wind passed by. "I should report this to Leader-sama." The figure vanished.

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