That Girl
Summary: A cheesy love story about a boy (not human though apparently), a girl (kind of insane), and email (oh how I love the internet).
Story type: Short one-shot
Sorry about the formatting of the emails...
To: redkitsunee
Sender: Hiei
Hn fox, I now have an 'email'. I must also commend you in staying alive last week. Hope you did not suffer from any injuries.
Hiei
Fw:To: Kagome
Sender: Shippo
Hn fox, I now have an 'email'. I must also commend you in staying alive last week. Hope you did not suffer from any injuries.
Hiei
Kagome… he's scaring me T.T
Shippo
I hate all things to do with hanyous named Inuyasha.
To: Shippo
Sender: Kagome
Don't worry Shippo! I'll make sure it's all sorted out in no time!
Kagome
P.S Change your tagline.
To: thisishiei
Sender: Kagome
Stop terrorising Shippo please! He doesn't even know who you are!
Kagome
To: Kagome
Sender: Shippo
FINE. HAPPY?
Shippo
Founder of Kitsune and Friends. Yes b****, I'm rich.
P.S Thankkkkk youuuuuuu. Virtual hug!
To: alwayskagome
Sender: Hiei
What is this 'Shippo' you are speaking of?
Hiei
To: Shippo
Sender: Kagome
No Shippo, still not happy.
Kagome
To: thisishiei
Sender: Kagome
He is not a what! Shippo was the receiver of your threatening message!
Here I quote:
Hn fox, I now have an 'email'. I must also commend you in staying alive last week. Hope you did not suffer from any injuries.
Hiei
Please stop.
Kagome
To: alwayskagome
Sender: Shippo
Geez, fine.
Shippo
Owner of Kitsune and Friends.
To: alwayskagome
Sender: Hiei
Insolent human, it was a mistake.
Hiei
To: thisishiei
Sender: Kagome
Ohhhh, come at me buddy! *angry face* DID YOU JUST CALL ME INSOLENT?!
Kagome
To: alwayskagome
Sender: Hiei
Yes.
Hiei
To: thisishiei
Sender: Kagome
Way to point out the obvious.
Kagome
P.s What do you mean by human, aren't you human too?
To: alwayskagome
Sender: Hiei
No.
Hiei
To: thisishiei
Sender: Kagome
Okay… I won't press… You don't mind me putting you on my contacts, do you? I have a feeling we're going to be talking for ages.
Kagome
To: alwayskagome
Sender: Hiei
I do mind.
Hiei
To: Hiei
Sender: Kagome
Well, whatever, I've done it. Feel free to add mine if you like ^^
Kagome
To: Kagome
Sender: Hiei
… I will not.
Hiei
To: Hiei
Sender: Kagome
Your loss. AHAHA.
Kagome.
To: Kagome
Sender: Hiei
I do not see why this is funny. Plus, I do not lose.
Hiei
To: Hiei
Sender: Kagome
Wow… what stick climbed up your ass?
Kagome
To: Kagome
Sender: Hiei
Sticks do not climb asses.
Hiei
To: Hiei
Sender: Kagome
I know that! It's just a saying…
Oh never mind…
Kagome
To: Kagome
Sender: Hiei
You are very weird, Woman.
Hiei
To: Hiei
Sender: Kagome
I do have a name, you know. Kagome. Use it.
Kagome
To: Kagome
Sender: Hiei
Does it look like I care?
Hiei
To: Hiei
Sender: Kagome
I can't see your face idiot. Hey… now that I think about it. I don't know how you look like… Probably ugly.
Kagome
To: Kagome
Sender: Hiei
TAKE. THAT. BACK.
I am not ugly.
Hiei
To: Hiei
Sender: Kagome
Okay, okay…
Geez.
Kagome
P.s I was only kidding.
To: Kagome
Sender: Hiei
Don't geez me.
Hiei
P.s I'm not kidding.
To: Hiei
Sender: Kagome
You're really no fun… do you want to know what I look like?
Kagome
To: Kagome
Sender: Hiei
No.
Hiei
To: Hiei
Sender: Kagome
I was only asking… Wanna come meet in each other in person sometime this week?
Kagome
To: Kagome
Sender: Hiei
…Okay.
Hiei
To: Hiei
Sender: Kagome
I'm looking forward to it! Ahhh, so exciting!
Kagome
[DRAFT]
To: Kagome
Sender: Hiei
Me too.
Hiei
To: Kagome
Sender: Hiei
I'm not looking forward to it.
Hiei
To: thisishiei
Sender: redkitsune
Why did you get an email without telling me?
Kurama
My favourite story out of all of them by far~