Valkyrie: I'm bored. What classes are you guys in?
Erskine: I'm sat behind you with our main man Skully.
Saracen: just nah bro
Valkyrie: stop. Just stop.
Erskine: oooh damn did she just try to stop my gangsta rhythm
Valkyrie: oh my god I'm dying
Erskine: of laughter :D
Valkyrie: of embarrassment and shame that I call you a friend
Erskine: but we best buddies
Valkyrie: we used to be best buddies
Erskine: and now we're not
Saracen: I wish you would tell me whyyyy
Valkyrie: DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN
Dexter: IT DOESNT HAVE TO BE A SNOWMAN
Saracen: GO AWAY ANA
Dexter: OKAY BYEEEEEEEEEEE
Dexter: hey dudes. Does anyone know what 2+4 is?
Saracen: uh
Erskine: 8 I think
Dexter; thanks :)
Valkyrie: and skulduggery says I'm an idiot
Skulduggery: you're a special kind of idiot
Valkyrie: I know bae
Skulduggery: bae?
Valkyrie: hehe
Erskine: OMG MY VALDUGGERY IS COMING TRUEEEEE
Saracen: *drags Erskine away*
Erskine: NOOO LET ME SEE THE BEAUTY OF THIS
Skulduggery: what are they on about?
Ghastly: THEY KNOW NOT OF THE TORMENT
Tanith: *throws Ghastly on top of Erskine and runs away*
Valkyrie: have they all gone mad?
Skulduggery: probably. I would mourn them but we're all mad here, Valkyrie.
Valkyrie: indeed we are
Skulduggery: actually I was thinking-
Fletcher: HELLO GUYS! JUST BARGING IN HERE TO ASK VALKYRIE ABOUT OUR HISTORY PROJECT THAT WE ARE DOING TOGETHER
Erskine: *sobs* why must it never happen
Valkyrie: oh hey fletch
Skulduggery: Renn
Fletcher: bones and val ;)
Ghastly: hell no back slowly away fletcher
Tanith: sigh
Dexter: we are learning about pie now. I didn't think maths would be fun. I hope we get to eat pie. I bet we will.
Caelan: I despair of Dexter Vex from the darkest parts of my bottomless soul and spiritual heart. Valkyrie Cain, get this pain from me, my beautiful love.
Valkyrie: um no
Dusk: dang it caelan. Stop pretending to be from twilight. I already have it thrown at me.
Sanguine: heh yeah that was a good morning
Fletcher: GUYS SKEDADDLE PLUZ
Valkyrie: never say skedaddle or PLUZ again
Fletcher: anything for you baby
Erskine: oh my god no no no fletcher no what are you doing my fellow verily good haired friend no
Dexter: the teacher spelt pie wrong heh heh
Valkyrie: I miss Merlin episodes
Caelan: I can be this Merlin you miss, my love
Valkyrie: call me your love one more time and I'll skinnnn you
Moriarty: YOU STOLE MY LINE YOU ASDFGHJKL
Valkyrie: gotta love jimmy
Moriarty: pah
Tanith: oh Sherlock, why must you taunt us. Just make longer series
Valkyrie: I knowwwww
Skulduggery: guys, the bell rang ten minutes. Where are you all?
Skulduggery: vengeous keeps giving me evil looks
Skulduggery: he's sat on the table near me and he keeps staring
Skulduggery: he's not blinking
Skulduggery: please come save me
Dexter: come to the library. We're all there examining the goddess in her natural habitat.
Valkyrie: but I'm in a tree with Tanith. I'm not in the library
Erskine: good one dude but not you. China.
Saracen: do you think she would say yes if I proposed to her
Ghastly: no
Saracen: but
Ghastly: no
Saracen: if I bought her a book
Ghastly: no
Saracen: IT WOULD PLEASE THE PEOPLE WHO SHIP US
Skulduggery: okay vengeous just sat at my table
Skulduggery: he's not breathing now
Skulduggery: I think I killed vengeous
Valkyrie: HOW?!
Skulduggery: with my mind? I don't know! He's staring and not breathing of blinking! Should I poke him?!
Valkyrie: yes!
Skulduggery: AHHHHHHHH
Valkyrie: I'm guessing he's alive then HAHHAHAHAHAHAHBAA
Skulduggery: he just glared at me and slowly whispered "I will be avenged" then somehow floated away
Ghastly: why will he be avenged? For the great explosion?
Skulduggery: uh no
Valkyrie: what did you do
Skulduggery: I poked him...in the mouth...by accident
Valkyrie: NEVER LETTING YOU FORGET THIS
Erskine: for as long as they both shall live
Ghastly: I do *cries*