I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER OR ANY OF ITS ORIGINAL CHARACTERS. Just a heads up there will be; character rants, Ron and Dumbledore bashing, limes/lemons, swearing, and a lot of violence. A/N: Thank you to everyone who followed, favorited, and reviewed. I agree with you guys it was disturbing to have the toad fall for Eagla and had she not been such an ugly person on the INSIDE he could have over looked her outside, but alas she's awful. Also Harry doesn't care about money, he cares about making Hermione happy and freeing the dragon did just that. Plus Péine, Eagla, Sirius, and Harry are all very well off, Harry and Sirius as Lords and the other two from living so long. They pay their order members, I'll probably mention that at some point, so no one is really hurting for money. There is a lemon in this chapter, just a heads up. Enjoy!

Chapter 13: Dragon's like to laugh too.

It was the day of the first task, two days since Umbridge had showed up. They had teased Eagla mercilessly before he had pointed out he was still a demon and could easily make life less than pleasant.

That worked on everyone but Péine until he threatened to show some pictures.

She shut up, but now everyone else was curious. Eagla wouldn't show them making Sirius and Severus actually pout.

Now Harry was pacing in the tent with the other champions as he thought of the challenge at hand. Péine simply hummed to herself.

"Heya Harry, Péine" Cedric greeted them and Harry noticed the Hufflepuff looked a little pale.

"Cedric" he smiled back, "How you holding up?" He nodded at the other boys shrug.

Even with Péine's help it was still a bit nerve wracking, having done it once before or not.

Fleur Delacour glanced over at them and looked the raven haired wizard up and down. He was a Lord now, must be powerful if the cup thought him worthy, and famous.

She would watch him for now and see what would happen. She did not make the first move, she waited for others to come to her.

The fact that he had barley looked in her direction and was apparently married was interesting to the young veela.

Victor Krum watched Harry with a wary eye, well more like watched his female companion.

He had not been very happy when he realized that the young pretty witch he had been watching since he first arrived was in fact spoken for.

He wasn't a cruel person but recently he had gotten into the habit of getting what he wanted, and he was pretty sure he wanted the studious girl with the hard name.

"How's been life treating you?" Cedric asked Harry kindly as he had seen how some of the students, and even Harry's so called best friend, had treated him.

The green eyed boy gaining a huge smile was not the response he had expected.

"Well…"

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Harry, Hermione, and Neville were walking down to meet up with Professor Snape when an annoying voice stopped them.

"Well what do we have here?" Malfoy smirked as he walked up to them, Crabbe and Goyle in their usual spots a step behind him.

"Potty, a squib, and a mudblood" he sneered.

"You really are unoriginal aren't you?" Hermione fake yawned and Neville and Harry laughed.

"How dare you speak to me! You filthy little –"

"Yes yes, filthy little mudblood, what a bore. I can think of much better names for you, like Evil."

"Pompous" Neville added.

"Spoiled" Harry joined.

"Weak little boy who has to rely on his name because he has nothing else going for him. You've done nothing and you will become nothing, well except maybe a servant to that half blood fake lord of yours" Hermione finished with her own smirk.

Draco was furious. How dare they!

He was a Malfoy which meant he was above them.

As for claiming the dark lord a half blood, it was laughable.

"How dare you. Boys I think it's time we show them some respect" he ordered yet received no response.

"Crabbe, Goyle!" he yelled spinning around to demand why they had ignored him.

Dumb and Dumber were standing with their hands up in a surrendering pose against the wall as Eagla and Péine stood fully transformed right behind the young Malfoy.

"Oh look Péine it's a tasty little ferret" Eagla's deep voice hissed. Péine giggled making the three attackers start to shake.

"I love roasted ferret, crunchy and toasted just right" she said and they both laughed.

"I prefer them still alive. Their screams are simply...exquisite" Eagla said smiling to show his sharp canines.

Péine laughed again, splitting her jaw as her elongated tongue slipped out and licked around in an exaggerated act of hunger.

Draco couldn't help himself. Their words and actions were just to much for him.

He pissed himself.

"Oh looky, the little ferret had an accident" Péine cackled.

"What is this?" asked Severus as he came upon the group.

Draco smirked with a smug expression. Well, as smug as someone standing in a pool of their own pee can get.

"The ferret and his dumbbells were going to attack some of our lions" Eagla said and Draco scoffed. He was sure Snape would back him up.

He was a loyal Slytherin and friend of his father after all.

"Professor" he said with fake respect missing how Severus rolled his eyes. "They attacked us and we had to defend ourselves."

"And why Mr. Malfoy are you standing in urine?" he drawled and the Slytherin blushed.

"Um well-".

"He peed himself, twitchy little ferret" Neville told him.

"I see. Well 30 points from Slytherin for attacking students in the hall and another 10 for publically relieving yourself" Severus said with no remorse.

"What? When my father-" Draco tried before he saw the thunderous expression on his head of houses face and realized he may have crossed a line.

"Do NOT threaten me Draco. I am not a student or someone swayed by your father, who WILL be hearing about all of this from me! Now get out of my sight".

With that the blonde and his minions ran away as fast as they could.

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Cedric was laughing so hard he had to sit down to catch his breath.

"Never a dull moment around you huh Harry?" he joked trying to calm down.

"If you think that's bad you should have seen what happened with Ron and Ginny…"

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Harry was sitting by the black lake when Ginny walked over with a piece of treacle tart and a too wide of a smile.

"Hi Harry, I made you this" she said eagerly while shoving the treat in his face.

He had a hint of what it was, she had used potions on him before why not again. It seemed his marriage was making her desperate and attempt it sooner this time around.

"Thanks Ginny" he said as a wicked idea formed.

He took a bite of the tart and made a show of enjoying it.

"Well"? she asked in excitement. Any second and he'd be hers!

"Ginny I-I need to tell my love how much she means to me. I need to feel her lips against mine!"

Ginny almost screamed from joy and closed her eyes leaning forward to kiss him.

Nothing happened.

She opened her eyes and saw her would be man running towards an approaching Hermione and Luna.

"Hermione my love!" he shouted before taking the surprised girl in his arms and dipping her for a kiss.

Now Ginny did scream.

"What are you doing!?" she asked as she stormed towards them.

"Kissing my wife, and doing a good job of it I'd say" he said smiling proudly at a dazed Hermione.

"But you're supposed to be mine!" she shouted close to tears.

"Ew." Harry said. Usually Hermione would have smacked him for being so callus but as her brain came out of its Harry induced stupor, she began putting the pieces together and only Harry's arms around her stopped her from jumping the trollop and giving her a good ass kicking.

Maybe the order was a bad influence on her vocabulary?

Ginny finally broke down into sobs and ran off.

The three teens shared looks. "I guess it's time we sent a letter off to Mr. Weasley huh?" asked Luna and the other two nodded.

Something needed to be done and soon, before she tried something more dangerous.

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"Wow", Cedric said as Harry finished, "And Ron?"

"Well as you know he's jealous and doesn't believe me" Harry sighed and Cedric nodded.

"Well he decided he didn't like me ignoring him ignoring me and…"

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Ronald Weasley was pissed!

He had decided to ignore Harry to show him he didn't need the bastard when Harry, Hermione, Neville, and his own brothers were moved out of Gryffindor and into that weird looking rock.

Now Hermione wasn't even around to do his homework for him!

They all left him and the rest of his house mates didn't even seem upset about it.

Everyone was on Harry Bloody Potter's side.

He walked towards Hagrid's hut on his way to Care of Magical Creatures when he spotted Harry alone.

He cleared his throat and walked faster hoping Harry would see and try to talk to him so he could ignore him. The other boy simply kept on walking.

Glory seeking bastard.

He started jogging until he was next to his ex-friend and made sure to make a lot of noise.

Harry didn't even spare him a glance.

Ron's pride couldn't take it any longer.

"Gryffindor not good enough for you any more Potter" he raged and Harry finally stopped and stared at him.

"Bet you love all the attention huh?" he continued when the boy didn't speak.

Harry just rolled his eyes and pulled out a small yellow pastry.

Ron saw Harry start to bring the sweet up to his mouth and reached out and grabbed it.

"Haha, I don't think you deserve this Potter. I do just as much as you yet you get everything and all the credit while I get shit. We'll not this! I deserve it" he said with a nasty sneer as if stealing a piece of candy made him a badass.

It didn't.

Ron stuffed it in his mouth and swallowed without really chewing not noticing his brothers approaching and hiding their sniggers behind their hands.

"You're right Ron, you do deserve this" Harry said.

Suddenly Ron felt a strange sensation spread throughout his body.

"Tweet!" he chirped and it was only then that he noticed he was now a yellow canary.

"Tweet, tweet!" he screamed until he changed back disheveled and a little queasy.

Beyond some kids laughter and his sudden need for a nap, he could barely make out Harry and his brothers high fiving.

Why did everything always happen to him!

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The two boys were pulled out of their laughter when Hermione rushed in and hugged Harry.

Cedric smiled and winked at the blushing boy before moving off a ways to give them a little privacy.

A flash followed by Rita Skeeter cooing at them, "Ah young love how-".

"Well if it isn't Ms. Skeeter" came a voice she had only heard once before but had hoped to never hear again. She had skipped the wand weighing for that specific reason.

Spinning around she saw Eagla strolling in with his cane and giving her a cold once over.

"I thought we had discussed this" he said and she shivered from fear.

"It's just a picture" she mumbled before her photographer Bobo cried out.

He was shaking his hands like in pain and had dropped the camera breaking it. Before she could question or yell at him, he gained a relieved expression as the pain in his hands seemed to have subsided.

The cause of his distress made herself known very close to Rita's ear.

"What picture?" Péine whispered.

Rita jumped in the air and backed away. She had forgotten that the demon would be here, and had thought the other one wouldn't know she had been there before it was to late.

"Goodbye Rita" Eagla said lazily and she took the opportunity to run out of the tent.

Albus, Ludo Bagman, Crouch Sr., and Mad-eye walked in.

"Ms. Granger what are you doing here?" asked Albus before he caught the glare of the demons while the two teens ignored him completely.

"Ms. Granger?" he asked again with the same results.

"There's no one here with that name Dumbasadoor" Eagla told him and he glared back at the demon.

"Mrs. Potter" he finally said as if it physically pained him.

"I'll be going now sir" Hermione said with a quick kiss to Harry and good luck to Cedric and Péine.

"Mr. Eagla" Albus said while almost making a shooing motion.

Right in front of his eyes the image of the sophisticated man was replaced by his sister Ariana.

"So ready to get rid of me Albus?" she asked with a sad expression.

"No no, never!" was all he was able to stutter through his shock.

"What's happened to you Albus? Look at what you've done, what you've become" she said as tears gathered in her eyes.

"No, everything I did was for the greater good" he cried out trying to get her to see reason as he walked towards her, hands outstretched.

"The rode to hell is paved with good intentions" she whispered just as he reached her and grasped her shoulders.

"Kindly remove yourself from my person before I do it for you" Eagla said coldly and Albus had to blink a few times to comprehend what he was seeing.

He was not touching his sister but Eagla and everyone was staring at him shocked.

"My apologies" he said quietly before he went back to the champions.

Eagla nodded to the others before leaving. He had to relay what he had happened to the order, though he'd probably have to wait until after the first task.

"Ready for this Harry?" Péine whispered as the dragons were passed out. She declined the bag saying her name came out with Harry's so they'd go together.

"Ya" he finally answered though he didn't look very convinced.

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One by one the champions left to face their dragons until Harry and Péine were finally called.

They exited the tent and heard the crowd cheer while the dragon finally caught sight of them.

The horntail blew a straight line of fire. Péine pushing Harry behind her as her wings sprang out covering them and pushing the fire off as if it was harmless rain.

"Now Harry" the she demon said and Harry cast Sonorus letting his voice carry to the large reptile.

"Please stop" he hissed and the dragon did as her eyes widened.

"You are a speaker?"

"Yes, and just like you, my friend and I were forced into this competition against our wills." he told her.

"How do I know that this is not a trick to get to my eggs?" she asked suspiciously. She hadn't ever met a speaker, let alone one with a demon, but she had to protect her young.

"We promise" Péine said in English though the dragon understood her. Technically she couldn't speak the serpent language but she had always had a special bond with animals, even as a human. That had luckily carried over and grew after her transformation.

The dragon made a head motion that could have been a nod. A strange sight indeed.

Sirius was trying to comfort Hermione in the stands but really he was just as nervous. He didn't know what he'd do if anything happened to Harry or Péine.

When the dragon started conversing with them he couldn't help himself, he started laughing.

Granted it sounded a bit hysterical but it was mostly filled with relief.

Hermione and Remus joined him a minute later while Fred and George clapped and cheered. Neville smiled and looked at Eagla who looked bored yet slightly amused.

Luna simply smiled knowingly as she took her boyfriend's hand.

Severus was also trying to look bored but the relief was apparent in his eyes.

"Why did the others have their eggs attacked?" asked the all mighty mother and Harry explained how one of the eggs was a fake.

She lifted her large claw and pushed the golden one towards them and Péine sauntered over before bowing and picking it up.

She jokingly used the end of her jacket to polish the egg showing her racy outfit to tease Sirius. From the feel of his heated gaze, it was working.

She had on a tight leather bra that she swore was a vest with black hip huggers showing an ungodly amount of stomach while broadcasting her curves.

Even from so far away she could practically feel his desire.

She sent him a saucy wink.

"Excuse me but what was that?" Bagman asked shocked from his place with the other judges.

They were supposed to fight and get around the dragon, not have it just hand the egg over!

"Oh hail Caesar, not enough blood for you?" Eagla sneered at the man, continuing before he could even respond. "Do you make it a habit to watch children potentially injure themselves?"

Péine whispered something to Harry who smiled and faced the dragon again. Péine gave a rude hand gesture towards the judges booth earning gasps and laughs from the audience.

Sirius and Remus could be heard above everyone laughing their asses off.

"Mighty dragon" Harry said drawing the dragon's attention once more. "Would you like to get a little revenge on the ones who placed us here?"

She gave a toothy smirk that had a few people fainting.

With some more hissing the dragon let out a mighty roar silencing everyone, besides Harry and Péine. They were huddled together with their hands in front of their mouths like small children trying to hide their giggles.

With amazing aim the beautiful creature blew a large, though not truly powerful, blast of fire at the judges.

Madam Maxime jumped out of the way just in time.

Moody, who had been standing by the side, jumped out of the way and landed on some unfortunate fool.

Bagman was crushed by Moody.

Karkaroff tripped over his chair and fell backwards getting his underwear caught in the process giving him one mean wedgie.

Crouch ran face first in to Percy breaking both of their noses.

And lastly Dumbledore had set up a shield but a small flicker got through. It burned up the small beard he had been able to regrow leaving him bare once again.

With that Harry and Péine gave a bow to their significant others and friends, then walked out of the arena.

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Péine was walking out of the tent when she saw Ron walking toward Harry and Hermione. Before she could join the drama however she was suddenly engulfed in a hug by Sirius.

"Naughty witch" he murmured against her neck where he was laying kisses. "Teasing me when you should have been more worried about your heath".

Péine reached over and nibbled on his ear making his breath catch before she spoke in a lust riddled voice. "What are you gonna do about it?" She pushed her body against his, "Stud."

Sirius' control finally snapped and he grabbed her and used his necklace to portkey them to their room.

They had been sharing one and sleeping in the same bed. Sadly they really had been only sleeping.

Sirius softly pushed her jacket off while she separated him from his shirt.

"Péine" he groaned as she racked her nails down his chest teasingly.

"Alexandra" she told him and he cupped her chin so she'd look at him. "Call me Alexandra" she said and he smiled kissing her once again with renewed enthusiasm.

Once his chest was completely exposed Alexandra started tracing his many tattoos with her tongue.

He let her continue for a moment, his eyes fluttering shut at the sensation, before he growled and pulled her face up to his by her hair. She moaned and her panties dampened.

She felt tingles travel down from every place that Sirius touched leading to her core, setting her on fire. Since the only hand she had ever experienced was her own she felt almost overwhelmed.

With a whispered word from Sirius she found herself completely naked as he laid her out on the bed.

He pulled back and looked at her with an expression that could only be described as amazement.

Quickly he stumbled out of his pants and Alexandra had to stifle a giggle at his obvious eagerness.

At least until she caught site of his now exposed manhood. It sprang out of his boxers as he kicked them off and she sat up a little unconsciously.

How the hell was that gonna fit inside her?

She didn't have a lot to go on but she was pretty sure that Sirius was much bigger than average.

She blushed as she looked up and saw he had been standing there letting her stare at him. He sent her the same smirk that always made her knees feel weak.

She laid back down as Sirius slowly made his way up her body.

He started kissing and licking up her legs making her wiggle in anticipation.

"Sirius, I don't think I can wait any longer. Please, I need you now" she begged and he relented, though he couldn't help himself and gave her core a long lick making them both moan.

She tasted like heaven.

She reached down and took his cock in her hand giving him a few experimental strokes until he started to pant and gently pushed her hand away.

"We have time for that later love, I can't wait either" he confessed before draping his body over hers and capturing her mouth again while lining up at her entrance.

"I love you" he said as he pulled away and they locked eyes.

"I love you too" she breathed and he slowly slid into her.

She took a deep breath when he reached her hymen and nodded at him reaching up to cup his cheek when he looked worried and sorrowful.

"I'm sorry" he whispered before drawing back and breaking through the last of her innocence.

Péine smiled up at him feeling incredibly full. She saw his strained look and knew he was trying to hold still for her benefit.

She moved her hips and he grunted letting his face fall to her shoulder.

"Alexandra, please I don't want to hurt you" he said trying to control himself.

"You aren't" she promised.

He began to move back and forth, in and out. Building up a pattern that was driving them both mad.

Sirius couldn't believe how tight and hot she felt around him. This wasn't his first time, far from it but it had been a while. Plus, she was the woman he was in love with.

It was mind blowing.

Alexandra wasn't doing much better as Sirius stretched and touched her in places she had never even dreamed of, making her moan and whimper in need as she raced to completion faster than ever.

She was amazed at what she had missed out on all this time but ecstatic that Sirius was the one and only she would experience it with.

Sirius sped up his thrusts while she scratched down his back and tossed her head back giving him access to her neck.

She wrapped her legs around his waist sending him deeper, if possible, at an angle that hit a spot just right making her see stars.

She arched mashing their chests together and screamed his name as she came undone.

"Alexandra!" he yelled loudly ending in a grunt as he felt her sleeve get impossibly tighter on him forcing his own intense orgasm. He slammed into her one last time before burying his head in her hair.

Slowly they came off of their high though they were still out of breath. He laid on his back pulling her onto his chest, some how keeping their privates still connected.

Péine raised her head slightly and smiled at him, her eyes still had a spaced out look.

"Wow" she giggled and Sirius laughed as well, still trying to catch his breath.

"I hope you aren't tired out, there's a lot more I wanna try before the party." Alexandra said excitedly and he felt himself begin to harden again inside of her.

"We've just gotten started babe" he told her. His voice was deep and gruff as he dragged her in for another kiss.

It was a long and very pleasurable night for both of them.

A/N: Hey, hope you liked it. Next chapter has order business, more idiots, and violence. I know the part about Albus' sister may have seemed a bit harsh but it was needed for what I plan for the old man. I hoped you liked the little lemon, it's the first of many though I'll tell you know they'll mainly be between Péine and Sirius. Do you like how Péine let Sirius (and only Sirius) use her real name? I'll probably only call her that in narrative form when they're alone. Review, ask, or suggest if you'd like. Until next time, have a great day.