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Dave's House

"Gee I'm gonna have to put you down soon. You're humongous nungas are weighing me down."

I will now ignorez-vous him for that rude comment.

15 seconds later

"Are you ignorez-vousing me kittykat?"

I didn't answer him

"I'll take that as a yes, but I bet you can't ignore this"

He leaned in and gave me a number 5 and then went straight to nip libbling. Why do I always give into his biscuit charms? I guess I can stop ignorez-vousing him since his nip libbling is beyond marvy! I didn't know where to put my hands so I put one on the back of his neck and the other accidentally brushed his trouser snake area. "Pretty keen for more, aren't you sex kitty?"

"Ahem! Ahem! David, What would Diana think if she saw you outside like this? At least hide behind the wall by the mail box. That's what Tyler and I always used to do."

Who is this girl?

"You and Tyler did a lot of things Diana wouldn't approve of."

"Ughhh and how would you know?"

"My room was right next to yours Gem. Believe me at first I thought he was killing you, but then I learned better."

Oh so this is his sister!

"Hmmmpfff Dave that's just disgusting. You're such a pervert! Anyways who is your girly-friend?"

"Gemma, I'd like you to meet Georgia, my girlfriend. Georgia, this is Gemma, my loony sister."

"Oh my gilly gosh brillopads!" she shrieked, "Girlfriend? Oh my gosh David Mitchell Evans finally!"

She ran over to where I was and gave me the biggest hug. "Georgia, I've heard so much about you! It's so ahmazing that I finally get to meet you!"

10 seconds later

Ok this girl is a little too hyper. I'm not that amazing of a person.

2 seconds later

Ok I am haha.

5 minutes later

"I'm so very happy you two are together. WOWSERZ! I'm gonna go tell Tyler now. I can't wait to tell him. Both of you should probably go in soon. Diana didn't even know you went out Dave. She was quite worried about you. You probably have a million texts," Gemma said.

She got up to leave, but then said, "Awwwww group hugs!" She pulled us into a Gemma sandwich and then flounced inside the house.

2 seconds later

"Why the strange look kittykat? Did Gemma's perkiness get to you?"

"No, but why is Gemma so perky?"

"I got the laughs and Gemma got the hyper genes."

"Your family is vair loony."

"Not as loony as yours!"

"Are"

"Aren't"

"Are"

"Aren't'

"Are"

Then he touched his forehead to mine and said, "Are not kittykat" and gave me a sweet number 5.

30 seconds later

6

5 minutes later

6 ½

2 minutes later

NO DAVE STOP STOPPING!

"Phwoarr great snogging sex kitty."

"Nunngh"

"Ahh come on stupid brain let's go inside. You can meet my Mutti."

"David Mitchell Evans, who told you about stupid brain?"

"Kittykat, never use my full name ever again. It makes me cringe. And who do you think?"

"Radio Jas"

Inside Dave's House

Dave's house is very nice and orderely on the inside. Personally I don't think it fits him but whatever.

5 seconds later

In the kitchen there was this very pretty woman. No I am not on the turn.

"Mom, I'd like you to meet Georgia. Georgia this is my mom."

I shook her hand and said, "Nice to meet you Mrs. Evans."

She just stared at me for a while and then said, "Oh Georgia! It's so nice to finally meet you. Dave tells me about all of his friends and you are the one I've wanted to meet the most. You're so adorable. And I hear the two of you are dating now?"

"Yes, Mutti we are. Now stop scaring her. I want to show kit—Georgia her surprise. Gemma's been waiting forever."

"Ah yes I think that would be fine, but hurry up because lunch is almost ready and Tyler is coming too."

Dave's Bedroom

"Dave your Mutti is very pretty."

"Haha same thing Rollo says every time he comes over. You're not on the turn are you?"

"Of course not!" I leaned in and snogged him number 6 and it's ok because he's my boyfriend and I can do this whenever I want to.

5 seconds later

Bed snogging oooo-er.

10 seconds later

7

2 minutes later

8

5 minutes later

I pulled away and Dave kind of made a "Hummmm" noise. Haha he's probably been given stupid brain.

"Dave can I see my outfit now?"

"GEMMMMAAAAAA!" Dave shouted

"DAVIDDDDD!" she shouted back.

Gemma's Room

Gemma has the coolest room with knob ever. It looks like it came out of PB Teen Magazine…no joke. She even has a back room which she calls her design room.

"Gem is studying fashion at Cambridge. She's quite the stylista," Dave told me.

Gemma is pretty and smart geezz.

"Oooo Dave so that's why you always dressed better than the handbag horse," I chuckled.

"Well you see me, Tyler, and the Glam Clan basically became her models. So being full of biscuitosity and all it kind of rubbed off on me," Dave said.

"Who's Tyler and the Glam Clan?" I asked.

"The Glam Clan is what my best friends and I called ourselves. There was me, Lindy, Mer, Cal, Elle, and Rylee. And Tyler he's my boyfriend. We've been together since we were 15 and we—"

"Gem shut up! Now show kittykat the outfit you, me, and Rollo worked so hard on," Dave cut her off.

"Ok fine, but Gee remind me to tell you the story later you would love it," Gemma said.

"Ok close your eyes kitty," Dave said.

Gemma and Dave led me into a corner of the room. "When I say 3 you can open," Dave said.

"1…..2…2 ½…..2 ¾…..3!" Dave shouted

WOW THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY!