Smile – Xigbar/Vexen
Vexen did not smile; Xigbar was well aware of this. But that didn't mean that it didn't bother him. The occasional mischievous smirk wasn't quite what he was looking for. So he resolved that he would somehow find a way to get his lover to smile.
Apparently opening a portal in his shower wasn't quite the way to do it.
Finally, a pathetic attempt at crack! I love Vexen so much. He's too easy to make fun of x3