One year later, a plot dump was taking place in the form of character dialogue. Wait, what?

'Mamma! Oh, mamma! I can't believe we have been here at this trailer park for ONE YEAR!' cried Elizabeth Bennet.

Lou Lee open her cunt to reply to her one year old daughter, but was interrupted by another baby coming out. It was asian.

'Awww shit not another azn babe! wtf?' Louise had been firing them out over the past year, at a faster rate than the entire nation of China. They had now formed a single file line and were crawling non-stop across the trailer park cum fortress. That's right. Cum fortress.

'Awwww maaa cunnntttt! OWWWWWWW!' Lou cried. She had learned to fake all sensation with her vajayjay, it was actually desensitised completely, cause she used to put peanut butter down there and get dingoes to nibble on it. The mottled remains were as numb as the entire world is numb to the suffering of nigras.

'WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MA BABIES!' Lou cried.

'Oh mamma! Mamma they are going to the feeders!'

'THE WHAT? OWWWWWWWWWW *cough* owwwwwwww. How do I get my cunt to stop coughing? GET ME SOME WATER I FUCKING LOVE WATERRRER! STOP SAYING MAMMA WITH TWO EMMS, ELIZABETH BENNET PEPSI THIS T'A'IN'T REGENCY ENGLAND! IF IT WERE I WOULDN'T BE SO PROUD OR PREJUDIZZLED AGAINST NIGRAS CAUSE THEY DON'T EXIST!'

'Oh mamma, you are so diverting.' Lou fired a baby at her new daughter and blasted her out of the way. Her other daughter, Mercedes Kiba came up.

'OH AURORA! You forgot to take the vegemite offa y'all face from when we were imitating that coooon Mercedes last night! What y'all cryin for?'

MercedesKiba had tears pouring down her face in despair at her mother's (justified) racism.

'AURORA! Your tears a'in't washin off y'all vegemite face paint. YOU MUST BE A REAL A NIGRA! You must be the 'other'! The nigra Mercedes! GET AURORA!'

Aurora heard the summons and made towards her girlfri- I mean mother.

'MAMA! I IS COMING! AND I'LL COME TO YOU RIGHT AFTER I FINISH COMING!' She slid across the floor, her female ejaculation hindering her. She was waylaid by the devious Mercedes who crept out of the shadows. Striking her beautiful sister, Mercedes peeled off her makeup and put it on her own face only to find!

AURORA WAS A NIGGER TOO! BUT SHE WAS PREGNANT? Actually it was just a giant turd, AKA a nigra child. MercedesKiba looked in shock at her ethnically inclined sister. All of the preferential treatment of the years flew across her vision: being allowed the first choice of ice-cream, ironically choosing chocolate; being allowed to stroke Lou Lee's loolee first; being the first to get impregnated by their step-father. Mercedes boiled with rage and her snake hair flew in wrath.

'BY ALL THE GODS OF VOODOO I CURSE THEE!' Composing herself, Mercedes returned to her shrieking mother. She was bathed in perspiration and lady juices. Her father was also perched above her firing come into her open vajin whilst crying:

'Feminism doesn't exist!'

Mercedes approached her mother, in disguise.

'AURORA! I CANNAE STOP HAVIN' BUBBIES! And they're all azn! WTF?'

'MAMA! I can help you if you just TRUST ME!'

'Ahh-iiiite I trust y'all!'

'OKAY MAMA!' MercedesKiba/Aurora held up a plush Jynx, from Pokemon. It's skin had been painted white to represent Lou Lee. Jynx was originally black and a slave for Santa Clause and I think she sucked cock too and was a drag queen ANYWAY!

'MAMA! Do you accept mama voodoo, the mama of all and take her into your life?'

'WTF? What is this nigra voodoo shit?'

Mercedes bristled. Like a beast. (Author's note: MercedesKiba is black.)

'MAMA! THIS CAN END! Do you accept Mama Voodoo witchdoctor medusa?'

Lou's cunt was actually starting to hurt. A sensation she was not used to. She feared it and in response she cried: 'YES! YES! OH WOW AN ORGASM!'

Mercedes took this orgasmic 'yes' as a 'yes' to her answer. With that she plunged her hand into the Jynx plushie and pulled out a toy womb. She pierced it with a pin and it exploded in a explosion of explosive red blood explosion. Next to yet, Louise Leanna cried in pain.

'MA WOMB! MA WOMB! IT IS HURTING! it's gonnnaaa blooowww!'

A tidal wave of blood flew out of her vagina. It was like a tsunami, (I dunno some Japanese shit). The flood stopped and no more babies shot forth. Some of the asian babies had been unborn in the explosion and their stem cells shot forth from the explosion. Bathed in the renewing juices of the stem cells, Louise Leanne looked around. The world had been cured of zombies. Stem cells was the cure. She looked over at Mercedes. The makeup had been washed off but now she saw that her daughter had been turned white. Stem cells was the cure for blackness too. And AIDS. And gayness. AND ALL THE WORLD'S ILLS!

She rose triumphantly.

Lou Lee woke suddenly and rose untriumphantly from the mottled bed she had been sharing with her two daughters, sister, girlfriend and father.

'Mama was you havin a nightmare?' Mercedes asked quietly.

'Not now, Old Gold Chocolate. I is found the cure for zombies.'

':O ZOMG WHAT? :D'

'STEM CELLS! It's time to harvest my foetus!'

'But mama! That is immmoral!'

'Fuck up slut. IT'S MY BODY! Besides the father was that asian delivery boy. His dick was so small it's a surprise I even got pregnant. But I is incredibly fertile after all the MSG you get in chinese takeaway. Gooks. Now GET ME A BLENDER!'

TO BE CUNTINUED!

Next time on Undead End on Main Street:

Our heroes find that stem cells AREN'T the cure for zombies but have a nice foetus burger anyway.

Lou tries to suck her dad's cock but her throat is swollen from too much brutal angry strangling sex so she can't deep throat.

A NEW SURVIVOR IS DISCOVERED!