The next day, the kid had vanished so Shinji was out looking for him at the edge of town.
The boy came running to him from behind with another Triple Z ninja after him.
The Triple Z ninja placed a talisman on his forehead and transformed into the Four-Tailed Ape.
Shinji sighed as he subconsciously summoned Eva-01 to himself and found himself in the plug once more.
The fake Four-Tails jumped back only for Eva-01 to lock hands with it and slam it into the ground.
Ritsuko's voice could be heard saying, "Two in one day. That's never happened."
Shinji growled as his eyes turned demon red. "It's the third one today, thank you, so shut up so that I can kill this King Kong wannabe!"
NERV was shocked by that, but was shocked more when the ape got up and fired off a stream of green flames from its mouth.
Eva-01 quickly formed the Shadow Clone hand sign and made five Shadow Clones that helped it to make one really big Rasengan. This mega Rasengan acted like a shield, keeping the flames away from the village behind.
Maya's voice said, "It's a stalemate between the two. Eva-01's makeshift shield is holding the flames back, but the ape thing isn't giving up, and with the Eva's four remaining minutes of power, he will fail. This is a loss."
Shinji growled at that sound as his eyes turned to the Sharingan. "IT'S NOT OVER 'TIL IT'S FUCKING OVER!"
Everyone in the NERV base could be heard gasping from Shinji's outburst.
Eva-01 and its clones started pushing the larger than life Chakra ball closer to the fake Four-Tailed Ape. Before long, the fake ape's eyes widened as it started to absorb the flames and moved towards it faster.
Here's what was going through the fake ape's minds. If he stopped the flames to use a giant fireball, it would hit him faster than he could run. But, if he kept using the flames, it would blow up in his face when the purple beast got closer and, sure enough, Eva-01 got closer, making the flames blow up in the fake Tailed-Beast's face. A second later, the Large Demon Fire Rasengan was driven into its body turning the fake ape into a giant hole in the ground filled with blood and mangled body parts.
Everyone in NERV from pilots to staff were gasping in horror and about to throw up.
Shinji looked at Eva-01's hands. They were covered in its own blood, cuts and burns. His eyes returned to normal. "A fight is the pilots job, so unless you work these death bio-bots, keep your fucking mouth shut."
The clone Eva's finally vanished.
Down below, the boy tripped and another Triple Z ninja took the box.
Eva-01 ejected Shinji and some of the LCL flood gushed out behind Shinji, giving him a waterslide down.
But, unluckily for Misato, she was looking for Shinji when she saw the fight and rushed over there and she got caught up in the LCL wave and was washed away.
When the wave stopped, she was on top of Shinji spitting the LCL out of her mouth. "Grows. This stuff does taste like blood."
Shinji tapped Misato on the shoulder and she looked down to see that her chest was crushing Shinji's head.
Misato jumped up. "SORRY!"
In Shinji's head, both Yin Kurama and himself agreed, 'Best reward ever!'
Shinji shook his head for a second before he watched Eva-01 vanish. "That LCL flood wave out of the plug was your doing, Mom. I know it. What are you up to?"
Meanwhile, in the NERV men's room…
Toji was throwing up in a stall when his friend Kensuke said from the stall over. "I think Shinji's grown way too big of a set."
Toji yelled out, "DUDE, WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT BALLS WHEN WE'RE THROWING UP IN A PUBLIC MEN'S ROOM! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW WEIRD THAT IS?!"
To be continued…