Naruto: Hey JKnights4eva, time to start the show...
Ughnnn...
Naruto: Stop watching Hellsing and start the show!!!!
Wait, what? Oh, ok. Itachi, let the fangirls in!!!!
Itachi: Got it.
-huge crowd rushs in, but held away-
Naruto: That's a lot of fans...
You have no idea.
Naruto: Anyways, let's get the letters answered!!!!
This is from firecrescent.
hey naruto...
I HAV A PICTURE OF KAKASHI WITHOUT HIS MASK!
if u want it just go look up Kakashi on photobucket, kay?!?!
and find it on photobucket!
hope u embarrass Kakashi,
firecrescent
Naruto: Oh my god, really? Time for some bribery!!
Embarrass Kakashi, indeed.
Sasuke: -looks at pic- By gum, he's dead shexy!!!!
Exactly, you emo.
Anyhow, next letter is from million bullets.
Naruto:
Which fight is a lot better the Garaa vs. Lee in the chuunin exam or the Temari vs. Shikamaru?
Sasuke:
Would you ever kill Naruto and/or Sakura?
Did you ever do anything to fangirls that involve some sort of intimacy? and don't lie.
Update.
Naruto: The Shikamaru vs. Temari. Even though he didn't win, he fought with style.
Shikamaru: Hell yes I did.
-applause-
Wow, how'd you get here?
Shikamaru: The door was open and unlocked...jeez, lock the door.
Thanks for the reminder, deformed pineapple head. Shuck meh bawlz.
Shikamaru: I don't swing that way.
That's not what your mother said in bed.
Shikamaru: I hate you.
Sasuke: -reads- I might kill Naruto or Sakura, if they get in my way.
Naruto: I'm touched, Sasuke, truly.
Sasuke: Get bent.
STFU, or I'll slap your face in the pavement.
Sasuke: Hn.
...next letter from Hilarious Tragedy...
dont worry sasuke!! i dont hate you!! your the greatest! oh, tachi-chan (haha!) the exorcist thing, yeah, that was my cousin, can i have him back? i need him to do my homework ; um i need a bit of advice. wow! someone is actually asking for advice on one of these things! anywho, my kitty ellie was really sick. we, erm, aahh, umm, had to, erm, put her WAAH! MY FRIEND NEEDS TO TYPE IT!
friend: she had to put her kitten down because it had FPV, feline puenomia-whatever-its-called. its uncurable.
thnx friend!
friend: dont mention it
anyway, i havent a clue what to do now. i cried for 1 1/2 hours and then i had ice cream, and now i typed this review. it just happened around 2 hours ago. im sad... and my male cat fluffy is mad cuz he cant find his mating partner ;
um, i guess thats it! byebyez!!
Naruto: Whoa, wordy one.
Itachi: Indeed it is, nine-tail boy.
Kyuubi: Ahem, I'm not in the vessel, I'm right beside you.
Naruto: Hey Kyuubi! -reads- Poor kitty...
Kyuubi: Mmm...kitty.
Naruto: Kyuubi, you're so heartless!
Nah, he isn't. Kyuubi, how do kittens taste like?
Kyuubi: A bit like beef, somewhat like lamb.
Sweet.
Itachi: You people are messed up...
...and you're the one to talk?
Itachi: Damn you. -reads following letter- I didn't eat an exorcist, but it was a nice comment none the less.
Now, for the next letter by The Unknown Alias
Hey THE Future Hokage!
Been a while! Still, to my questions. First off, when will we Americans get to see your adventures on your three year training trip in English? Finally, to the author. Why are you allowing Sasuke to be here? I mean it's great to see Sas-gay get constantly hated recently, but this show is about Naruto, not Sasuke! (And if you say that he's here because of fangirls, just toss him out to them. Do us all a favor.)
See ya!
Alias.
Naruto: America will probably take about 5 years to get there, 2-3 if no fillers.
But they will probably show fillers anyway.
Naruto: Those cheap bastards!!!
-reads author question- Because it's fun to watch Itachi and Sasuke fight.
Itachi: Little brother, where the hell are my pink frosted donuts?
Sasuke: -has pink frosting all over mouth- I ate them, you family-killing bastard.
-Itachi kicks Sasuke in the stomach, causing him to kneel, while Sasuke throws frosting on his cloak-
Itachi: Damn it, this is dry-clean only!!!
Gwhahaha, this is fun.
Naruto: um, the next question is from FlamingWings.
1. If I give you a shotgun and 3 rounds who would you shoot?
2. Have you seen the chibi fruit naruto at ( and the other links in the series? If so wat are your thoughts on that.
3. If I turned sasuke into a chibi for a whole year how would u rub it in his face?
For now later,
FlamingWings
Naruto: One for Sasuke, for being a bastard!!! -glares menacingly, loads shotgun -
Sasuke: -gulp-
Naruto: Hehehe...the next rounds are for...Micheal Jackson and K-Fed.
Death to K-Fed and his god awful rapping!
Naruto: -reads next question- What's that?
I dunno, let's keep moving along.
Naruto: -reads chibi question- I would rub it in his emo face for the rest of his life if you did!
Samey.
Now, a letter from Senectrix...
I'm back! So, sasuke-kun, will you please kill saukra for me? I hate her! Also on a random note, are you related to Roy Mustang? sweatdrop couln't resist the temptation of asking. Anyway I think your cool! PALMTREE IN A MINISKIRT!
-senectrix, the freak who is obsessed with the word palmtree
Sasuke: I would, but I need a incentive.
-SasaSaku fans giggle-
Sasuke: Shut up, shut up,shut up. -reads- No, I'm not related, and at least someone thinks I'm cool.
That's a special moment, actually caring for your fans.
Sasuke: No, I'm just usually hated-
Shut it, pansy boy.
Naruto: Ooooh, you got told off. Now for next letter from Starfaya967!
Hi! i'm in a good mood today so I have presents!
Naruto- I got you ramen! But very special Ramen that has rice noodles! Yum! and of course a hug because you are awesome! hugs And...water! So everyone can see you when you're the hottest- wet! pours water
Fangirls: OH MY GOD! Ek! We love you Naruto!
Itachi please protect Naruto from the fangirls okay? And your welcome too! Oh and is it true that when your were in
ANBU Kakashi did karioke? oh yeah- hugs Yay!
JKnights4eva: Because this story rocks and so do you! hugs I would kiss you but that's only if we go steady. LOL
Marlina: so you'd kiss him?
Me: Why not?
Marlina: Then I'll kiss Lee!
Me: NO! beats her with stick Run Lee ruun!
Sasuke: I don't hate you I just like making fun of you. Believe it or not I'm part of the 'emos' of our school. HOW DARE THEY JUDGE US BECAUSE WE ARE DIFFERENT! THEY ARE SUCH CLONES!
Anyway here- hands box ;whispers; It's power a very small amount so use it wisely. And- hugs I'm actually a fangirl who sort of doesn't like you. But I like you none the less!
hugs again You deserve it. EMO BLESSING! does emo blessing
By the way I'm more powerful then you! I can resist cutting no matter how much someone angers me or saddens me! Wahahaha!
Marlina: don't listen to her Sasuke she's not really emo, we're just labeled that. She isn't hurt because she embarasses herself everyday. And she doesn't cut because it hurts! And stupid...Suicide isn't the answer! so what if i got it from Chibi Vampire the manga? It's true!
Oh Sasuke and Naruto can you guys give me advice on how to get over someone dieing? I lost someone important recently...and Naruto do you have a chicken named Plucky? And Sasuke how's your rivalry with the log?
Star
Naruto: -takes ramen- Thanks, I eat it later.
-water splashes all over Naruto's hair-
Naruto: Augh, I'm all wet.
-female audience squeel-
Quick, dry his hair, before the get too "excited". -cough-
Itachi: We'll escort him out. -reads- Yeah, Kakashi sings a mean "Don't Stop Believing", by Journey.
-5 minutes pass-
-gets hugged- Well, well.
Itachi: Oooh, look who got hugged and nearly kissed.
Oooh, look who's gonna get shot in the kneecaps with a pistol, if they don't shut up.
Itachi: ...
Sasuke: -reads, takes box, pushs Starfaya away before she hugs him- So what if I cut myself? I know suicide isn't the answer, because I need to live to kill my brother.
After you kill your brother, then what?
Sasuke: Well...
Exactly, think your plot though.
-Naruto and Sasuke read last question-
Naruto: Plucky? Nope, do you JKnights4eva?
No, chicken is food. Mmmm.
Sasuke: Getting over a death? Just move on, like I did. if that doesn't work, I don't know. The log is dangerous.
Announcer: That's all for today, see you next time!!!
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