now we see this is getting very strange

i hpe people dont get too shocked reading this

(actually chapters further on are worse)

so imagery might not be very nice anyways ENJOYS~

and thanks for all the reveiws!!!!

Disclaimer: I do not own any DGM characters! Katsura Hoshino does!!!!

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"WHATTTT!!!!!" they all screamed, not believing what they had just heard.

"That's bull-crap!" Lavi swore.

"YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME KOMUI!!!" Allen screamed, grabbing his coat.

Komui took his fingers out of his ears.

"JUST JOKING!!!!" he smiled again.

(How very, very wicked.)

"You guys can't even take a joke!!!" Komui laughed as Kanda reached for his Mugen and Lavi for his hammer. Komui settled down and his expression changed to serious.

"Ok, according to my research," he began, leaning on a bench with a scarily big chainsaw on it, pushing up his glasses with two fingers, "Allen needs some male cells projected into his body-"

"Do you mean…" Lenalee gasped.

Lavi shuffled back.

So did Kanda.

Riva wanted to run.

Allen glanced at everyone hopefully. Yet inside, he wished there was some other way rather than being violated as a girl.

Komui watched all the nervous reactions, "I knew this would happen," he sighed, "So I devised another way."

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief. Allen's heart stopped beating so quickly.

"Tell us! Tell us Komui!" Allen urged.

"Well instead of transferring the cells by that way, we'll do it by mouth!"

"Are you freakin' serious?!" Lavi asked, shuffling back even more, "NO WAY WILL I DO THAT!" Lavi yelled, using Lenalee as a shield.

"You're sick!" Kanda jumped back "Is this one of your stupid jokes again. Because if it is, I'm going to kill you!"

"Fine." Komui pouted, "Spoil sport. We shall do it with salivary glands. It should work."

"SHOULD!?" Riva was outraged, "I thought you did have the antidote!"

"I do, but I'm not sure if it works. Right now it's just a theory!" he turned to the exorcists, "any volunteers?"

Kanda and Lavi were silent, Lenalee freaking out in the background.

Both boys had their mouths in straight lines, deep in thought.

A minute passed.

Drops of sweat rolled down their faces.

Considering the sacrifice.

Allen just wanted them to hurry, he had such an urge to run up and just kiss one of them.

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Finally, Kanda moved forward.

Lavi looked up with bright eyes, "You're my hero!" he squealed.

Kanda stepped moved over to Allen and held his face in his hands.

Allen's face looked so girly, so cute. Eyes closed for the kiss.

Kanda wanted this over quickly.

Shoving his face at Allen's.

Their lips touched for a second and Kanda retreated.

Allen opened his eyes.

Kanda's face went red. Avoiding eye contact.

They waited.

The only sound heard was silence.

Nothing happened.

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why hasnt the theory worked?

maybe its another joke!

find out int he next chapter of Allen to Nella!

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