A/N: Ok, so, I lied. I'm back sooner than I thought I would be. In fact, it was yesterday that I said I probably wasn't going to update that often. But, I have this plot lined up, and ideas are popping into my head, and I have to put them down. So, be happy, your getting another chapter! Don't know if my "Don't expect new chapters anytime soon" Still stands. So, I have no clue when you'll be getting another!
"Spies. You want us to be James Bond, Goldfinger, SPIES!"
Amy had to admit, she was really excited. But the idea of travelling all over the world, without an adult, with an unlimited credit card, was absolutely terrifying. Not to mention she would be doing it with the COBRA.
It had been two days since they had boarded that plane. There had been no word from the Vespers. No ransom (I'm sorry if I mentioned a ransom earlier, I don't really remember, so I'm just going with no ransom.) no proof of life, only that one little correspondence from Isabels' spy that Ian had intercepted.
Over that time Ian had been placed in five separate prison cells, two different guest rooms, and three interrogation rooms. Amy, who had been placed in rooms across from Fiske's, had insisted that he be given at least a guest room. So he had been put in rooms that were next to Amy's. And he had two guards next to his door, and had to be in handcuffs whenever he was outside his room. At this point Amy had been so fed up with it all that she had-quite literally- dragged Fiske to the room and told him to dismiss the guards.
After that Amy had found the library. She sat there quietly, just reading. Ian had walked in and sat down in the chair across from the small table she was sitting next to. He had pulled a book off the shelf and started reading. Amy had snuck a glance at the title, and been shocked at what it was. Grey's Anatomy. He was reading Grey's ANATOMY! FOR FUN! Wow. This would be the point where Dan would say that they really were made for each other. And that they were both insane. And go off to play a video game. Amy missed him so much.
Then they had gone out to eat. Ian had put his foot down(quite adamantly) to making ramen noodles for dinner, and had insisted that they go to a restaurant.
They had almost been assassinated.
FLASHBACK:
"Ian!" Amy was shocked at how Ian was acting. Hoity toity, all better then everyone else. She was absolutely appalled at how he had treated the waitress.
" You know what, just leave the social relations to me" She said. They were sitting at a table in the local diner. Ian had wanted to go somewhere high class, but Amy had said no, because she didn't want to draw attention to the fact that they were in New York.
They had already ordered, and Ian was impatiently waiting for the food. It soon came out, still steaming.
" Ok, so what would you have me say to the 'waitress'" Ian asked. Amy rolled her eyes.
" Please, for one thing." She said, annoyed. And that was when she saw it. Or more accurately, her. The waitress was coming back towards them. Now, this wouldn't have been weird, had said waitress not had a gun stuck in her waistband. Nobody else had seen it, but Amy had learned to be attentive of this type of thing. The waitress was two tables away.
Amy pulled out twenty dollars, threw it on the table, and grabbed Ian's arm. She pulled him up, and over the back of her seat, into the next table. From there, she had dragged him out the door. Even as they were running away, Amy heard a pop, and the bricks of the wall they were running along exploded.
When they were a block away, Ian had looked at Amy.
"Well that was close."
END OF FLASHBACK
And now they were sitting in Fiske's office, being told that they were going to be Madrigal spies. Literal, James Bond spies.
" Yes. Ian has already had Kabra training, and Amy can easily be trained. We have our best people working on getting Dan and Nellie back. You are of no use to them sitting and worrying."
Amy had to admit that it was true. She could not be helping them by reading in the library all day. But could she really be a spy?
" You will train for two months. Then your first mission comes. I'll see you periodically along that time. Good luck."
And with that they were dismissed, given only the knowledge that they would start grueling training in the morning.
A/N: Okay, that was….. Longer than I'm used to. Again, don't know when I'll be able to update. Oh, and, I just realized that I haven't done this in a while, I don't own anything except my plot.
Actually, I've been planning the super spy thing since I stranded Ian and Amy on their own. I know, I know, it's been done….. Actually, no, it hasn't really. I'm going to have to go back and change the description. It doesn't really fit the story anymore. Hmmmmm… I'll stop rambling now and let you review (please!).