Listen, you Sore beans it's time four chapter 14...Okay I'm done with this rhyming thing. ~TheUltimateMystic

Chapter 14: Vidalia's Exit

Sacred World of the Kais

The Cave of Zen is said to hold a tremendous power within it. But in order to harness that power one must pass the trial of the cave. What exactly the trial of the cave is I'm not exactly sure but over the past centuries 5 have tried and each one was driven mad."

"And you think I will be able to pass the trial?" Gohan replied.

"Yes, I do." Kibito replied.

"The Cave of Zen is said to contain a great power." Kibito stated. "One that will be granted to a single individual. However, that person must be able to withsta

The Lookout

Piccolo's eyes widened upon hearing Vidalia mention of the fusion dance.

"The fusion dance? What's the fusion dance." Krillin inquired.

"Well." Vidalia replied. "It's a technique in which two people of similar size and power perform a series of synchronized movements resulting in the two forming a new being with power exponential to that of the two original beings."

"That's the technique of the Metamorans," Piccolo stated.

"Yep." Goku replied. "Vidalia and I met a few of em when we were in the Other World."

"Do you really think the fusion dance will be enough?" Piccolo inquired.

"Yes." Vidalia replied. "I'm confident. When I was fighting him, I felt it. His power level I mean not his penis. I'm not even sure he has a penis and if he did I wonder what it would like. Probably something like a strawberry Charleston Chew.

"Mom..." Videl tried saying to her mother.

"Speaking of penis's Piccolo doesn't have a penis right?" Vidalia continued to ramble. "Piccolo you don't have a penis right? That must suck. I mean you gotta get pent up right?"

Piccolo blushed as he lowered head.

"...Mom" Videl tried saying to her mother again.

"Or do you not have a sex drive?" Vidalia still continued to ramble "I mean if there's no dick then there's probably no need for a sex drive and..."

"MOM!" Videl shouted causing Vidalia to stop her rambling.

"Oh sorry." Vidalia chuckled. "I think my adrenaline's still pumping a bit. Anyway, as I was saying. When I fought Majin Buu. I felt his power and I felt its limit. He hadn't reached it yet but I could feel the ceiling on his energy. I know the fusion dance will be enough to destroy him."

"Okay then let's do it." Videl replied. "You and me mom."

"Nope." Vidalia replied. "No can do kiddo."

"Why?" Videl replied. "Out of everyone here we're two most suited for the fusion dance right?"

"Yes." Vidalia replied. "But unfortunately the fusion dance can't be performed between the living and the dead and...my time on earth is almost up."

Helicopter

Mr. Satan sat across from two men in black suits as he tried his best not to shake in his boots.

"Our intel tells us Majin Buu has taken residence in a small area near Satan City." One of the men in the suits stated.

"We are approaching the drop point." The other man stated before opening the helicopter door. "Good luck Mr. Satan."

Couldn't you have just I dunno know landed near the area?" Mr. Satan as he stood near the open door, wearing a parachute.

"No, We don't want to risk him spotting us." Suited man number one replied. "It's best if you just parachute in, kick ass, and take names."

"But...but...but, I'm afraid of heights." Mr. Satan pleaded.

"Very funny Mr. Satan." Suited man number two laughed as he patted Mr. Satan hard on his backpack causing him to fall out of the helicopter.

The Lookout

"What are you talking about, mom?" a confused Videl asked. "I thought you were supposed to have a day."

"Super Saiyan 3 puts an enormous strain on the body." Vidalia replied. "So much so that it ate away a lot of my remaining time in the living world. I'd say I have about 30 minutes left now and..." Vidalia suddenly felt a slight chill go through her body. 'Why do I get the feeling my husbands about to do something really stupid...'

"But if you and Videl can't do the fusion dance who's left?" Krillin inquired.

"Well isn't it obvious?" Goku replied. "Goten and Trunks."

Sky Near Buu's House

Mr. Satan screamed bloody murder as he plummeted 5000 meters toward the ground. "Mooooomy!" Mr. Satan was in such a state of panic he nearly forgot to pull his chute. "Oh no, the cord! Where's the cord!" Mr. Satan frantically felt around for the parachute cord before grabbing a hold of it tightly and giving it a good pull causing it to deploy roughly 200 meters above ground. Mr. Satan closed his eyes breathed a sigh of relief believing he was in the clear however he somehow failed to notice in time the huge tree he was about to collide with. Mr. Satan simply managed to let out an "Aw, shi..." before colliding with the tree causing him to be knocked unconscious before hitting the ground.

The Lookout

"Are you crazy! Chi-Chi exclaimed. "I'm not letting my baby anywhere near that monster!"

"I'm with Chi-Chi." Bulma seconded "I'm not going to let my only son risk his life like that."

"Vidalia's right." Goku stated. "Goten and Trunks learning the fusion dance maybe our best option."

"No, Goku!" Chi-Chi replied. "I'm not risking another son's life!"

"Maybe we should let them decide." Piccolo interjected "Seeing as they're currently listening."

Buu's Place

Mr. Satan lied unconscious in a cement bed before he slowly opened his eyes. Mr. Satan stared at the ceiling for a moment before he suddenly sprang up and looked around at his surroundings. "Ugh, My head hasn't felt this bad since the morning I tried to out drink Vidalia...Where am I what...Oh yeah, that's right...I...but then how'd I get here? And where is here anyway?"

Mr. Satan's questions were quickly answered as he heard a voice say "Oh you awake."

Mr. Satan turned his head to the left to see Majin Buu holding a tray filled with leaves, twigs, and dirt. A look of dread came over Mr. Satan upon realizing who he was looking at. "Y...Y...Y...Y...Y...Y...Y...Y...Y...You're...Majin Buu!"

The Lookout

"And how long have you two been awake?" Chi-Chi asked Trunks and Goten.

"Around everything started shaking." Trunks replied.

"Yeah and we felt that huge power level didn't we Trunks?" Goten added.

"Yeah." Trunks replied. "Was that really Videl's mom?"

"Yep, sure was." Vidalia replied. "Why were you two hiding?"

"Because Trunk's said you'd say this was grown up talk and that you'd make us go back and lie down." Goten replied.

"Well was I wrong?" Trunks inquired.

"No, you were right." Chi-Chi replied. "Now go back and lie down."

"No, we wanna learn the futon dance." Goten replied.

"Fusion Dance, Goten." Trunks corrected. "You said we were the best choice right?"

"No!" Chi-Chi exclaimed. "I..."

"Hey, where's Gohan?" Goten interrupted. "Why isn't he here?

Chi-Chi put a hand on Goten's shoulder and let out a sorrowful sigh. "Listen, sweetie, Gohan's...You're brother is..."

"Gohan's away doing something important." Videl interrupted. "Don't worry he'll be back."

"Oh, Okay." Goten replied. "Hope he comes back soon."

"Chi-Chi, Bulma please." Goku pleaded. "I know it's a risk but this is our best chance."

After a few moments hesitation, Bulma spoke up. "...Fine."

"Bulma, you can't be serious." Chi-Chi replied.

"I am, Chi-Chi." Bulma replied. "Goku and Vidalia are right. We are running out of options. If this is our best shot we have to take it."

"...A...Alright." Chi-Chi said reluctantly "Just promise me nothing bad will happen to him."

"I promise Chi-Chi" Goku replied.

Buu's Place

Mr. Satan crouched in a corner as he shook with fear. "P...P...P...please don't kill me."

"It's Okay." Buu replied. "Buu no kill you."

"R...Really?" Mr. Satan replied still unsure of his own safety.

"Mmm Hmm." Buu replied. "Buu, promise not to kill anyone until tomorrow when the strongman comes."

"So, um how'd I get here?" Mr. Satan asked as he slowly stood up still a bit cautious.

"Buu, hear loud crash and then found sleeping near Buu's home." Buu replied. "So Buu bring you back here."

"Well, I guess I gotta thank you then." Mr. Satan replied.

"You hungry?" Buu inquired still holding a tray filled with gray goop. "Buu make it himself."

Mr. Satan stared at the tray of mystery goop as it bubbled slightly. "...No thanks. I'm not really hungry..."

The Lookout

Everyone gathered around Goku and Vidalia, with Goten and Trunks sitting front and center, as they began to demonstrate the steps required for the fusion dance.

"Okay, I have about twenty-five minutes left." Vidalia stated. "That should be enough time for Kakarot and me to teach you two how to successfully fuse."

"We're going to demonstrate the steps so pay close attention." Goku stated as he and Vidalia took their positions. "The two of you will stand right next to each as Vidalia and I are now. Then stretch your arms out to the side like this and make sure they're absolutely straight. Then while on the tips of your toes put the heels of your feet together and take three steps to the left while saying fu and once you got that you say sion! Quarter turn and watch the angel of the knee. Ha! Point your fingers parallel and watch the angels of your legs it's very important.

"...Did you catch all of that Goten?" Trunks inquired

"Nope." Goten replied

Goku and Vidalia proceeded to give a full demonstration of the fusion dance.

"So you think you two can get this down?" Vidalia inquired.

"You may have to go over it a few...dozen more times." Trunks replied "...And what's with those moves?"

"Yeah, it looks like some weird bullet dance" Goten stated.

"Ballet, Goten." Trunks corrected

"Don't worry." Vidalia said assuringly. "You two will get the hang of it in no time." Vidalia then noticed her daughter tapping her foot anxiously. "You wanna see it don't you?"

"Well...Yes." Videl replied. "But that would take away the rest of the time you have left."

"Meh, it's alright." Vidalia replied "I'm sure Kakarot can teach the boys just fine by himself. Right Kakarot?"

"Mmhm, Sure." Goku replied.

"Alrighty then." Vidalia said as she prepared to power up.

"Wait!" Yamcha exclaimed. "You're going to do it right here?"

"Relax." Vidalia replied "Since I just recently did it once it won't be as bad the second time...Wait, that didn't sound right. I meant...aw forget it powerin up time!" First things first, you need to go Super Saiyan. Then You go to the next level and then you have to look deep within yourself to find the power and once you have it grab hold of it and don't let go and then...You know what, You guys may want to take a few steps back."

Everyone did as they were told and took a few steps back, Krillin taking a few extra steps for safety.

"And once you grab hold of it" Vidalia continued as a huge gust of wind emanated from her while her Super Saiyan aura began fluctuating wildly. "You need to give it everything you've got! Do not falter! Do not hesitate! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" The wind emanating from Vidalia increased causing a few plants to be uprooted from the ground and sent flying off the lookout. Vidalia's hair began to grow longer while her brow line began to change and before long Vidalia's transformation Super Saiyan 3 was complete.

Everyone stood in awe as they marveled at the Super Saiyan 3 transformation.

"Incredible..." Piccolo stated

"It sure is something isn't it?" Goku asked rhetorically.

"Yeah." Videl replied.

"And there you have it, folks, Super Saiyan 3" Vidalia said as the bright glow of the Super Saiyan slowly dimmed. "Say, am I only who hears epic music in their head when they power up like that?"

"No." Piccolo replied.

'Yeah, you do.' Nail chimed in.

'Shut up Nail.' Piccolo replied.

Vidalia quickly became out of breath as she struggled to maintain the Super Saiyan 3 transformation before ultimately powering down. "Phew, Well that's all the time "I got. I'd say I have maybe five min..."

Vidalia's words were cut off by a disembodied voice saying "Tik-Tok, Tik-Tok, Tik-Tok, You're time is up." Fortune Teller Baba soon appeared from out of nowhere riding on her crystal ball.

"I guess I was a little off." Vidalia stated. "Are you sure I have to go right now, Baba?"

"Yes." Baba replied. "So let's not dilly-dally. Off We go now chop chop."

"Can I at least have a minute to say goodbye?" Vidalia inquired.

"I suppose." Baba replied.

"Well, I guess this is goodbye everyone." Vidalia said with a half smile. "I..."

"Mom!" Videl exclaimed as she rushed towards her mom grabbing and hugging her tight as tears ran down her face. "I'll..."

"I'll miss you too." Vidalia replied as she hugged her daughter. "Please say goodbye to your father for me alright. I wish I'd gotten to spend some more time with him."

"I will..." Videl replied not wanting to let go of her mother.

Videl begrudgingly let go of her mother as Vidalia she put her hand on Baba's shoulder. Vidalia bid a final farewell before she and Baba faded away.

A/N

That's right I'm back, bitches. I had come down with a bad case of George R.R Martin Syndrome but I believe I am cured. This probably wasn't my best chapter either but the next one should be a lot better. Remember to do the likey and favy and commenty stuff. Also check out Strained Bond: A Hero's Fall to Darkness, I'm putting out a new chapter for that soon. And as always have a great day. ~TheUltimateMystic