A/N:
Writing a new story! WOOO!
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Chapter whatever I lost count: Pewdiepie Driving
In Cyborg's room, two boys sit in the mechanical bed watching youtube videos all day; just sitting there with their eyes glued to the screens watching Happy Wheels with Pewdiepie. Cyborg held his stomach because he laughed so hard and Robin watched his friend laughing looking at him weirdly.
"Okay son. Let's get this over with. I don't want to hear your sh*t for the rest of the map. You got it?"
"Yes dad." Pewdiepie recorded.
"BRO-FIST" Cyborg and Robin punched the computer. (You would understand if you ever watched Pewdiepie)
"Alright next up episode 63" Robin pressed the mouse.
The door slid open and BB walked into the room wearing his "cool" black shades on. "What's up with the shades man" Cyborg asked although not really wanting to know.
"To attract the ladies"
Robin snorted "The only ladies that would even consider dating you are the lonely and desperate ones"
BB glared at him. Cyborg shrugged "It's true" BB turned his glare to Cyborg.
"Anyway, what do you want? We're busy" Robin told him while pointing to the doorway.
"I need you to teach me how to drive." BB smiled while the two shook their heads. "Why not?"
"Because I am not letting you trash the T-car." Cyborg articulated every word slowly.
BB waved his hand "don't worry about that I bought a car that would be perfect." Robin and Cyborg pretended to contemplate it for a second. "NO"
BB pressed his hands together. "I would eat Starfire's tameranean food for three weeks"
"Three months" Robin bargained
"What NO. I don't want to have my stomach pumped again" BB protested.
Just then Starfire walked into the room. She smacked Robin and BB on the head before storming out of the room with an angry "hmph"
"Fine" BB grumbled while rubbing the side of his head. Good thing Star didn't use her full tameranean strength.
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Robin and Cyborg were staring at the car. It was a big red van. The color was rusty red, the doors were falling off, and the side mirrors were cracked. Cyborg looked inside. A few cockroaches here and there and the steering wheel had dust all over it. He checked the gas and break pedal. Squeaky but it worked. Robin kicked the tires and it was as hard as rock. They shrugged their shoulders "Good enough"
Robin turned to BB "How much did this cost you?"
"Only about $400" BB smiled and raised his arms towards the car. "Ta-da" Cyborg and Robin sweat dropped. "Come right in the Beast Boy express" He jumped into the front seat.
"I CALL THE BACK SEAT" Cyborg and Robin called out at the same time. "Rock, paper, scissors, shoot"
Cyborg smiled "Paper beats rock. I get the back." He cautiously went inside while Robin walked around the front to take shotgun.
"Okay BB. What's the first thing to do when you first get into a car?" Robin asked him.
"Turn on the radio" BB gleefully called out before pressing it on.
Chucking my deuces up to her. I'm moving on to something better (better) no more trying to make it work.
"No. Put on your seat-belt" BB looked around his seat. "What seat-belt?"
Robin glanced around his seat and BB's seat. "No seat- belt." Robin smacked BB on the head. "You bought a car with no seat-belt. You idiot!" Cyborg patted Robin on the shoulder.
"Calm down man. Here I found some rope" BB eagerly took it and tied it around his waist.
"Okay" Cyborg said already nervous and the car didn't even move yet. "Put it on drive and gently press the gas pedal." BB did as he was told and the car jolted forward now going about 35 miles per hour.
"WOOO!" he cried out to the open window "THEY SEE ME ROLLING THEY HATIN" Robin slapped his forehead.
"There's a stop sign. Gently press on the break pedal." BB pressed on it abruptly and the car stopped with so much force that Robin head flew forward and hit the front glass. "Ow" he mumbled Maybe this wasn't a good idea afterall. The car was now struggling to get up a steep hill that lead to a beach. As soon as they got on top, they saw the long drop down leading to the water.
"Gently steer the car down the big hill" Cyborg said sweat pouring down his face. BB pressed the gas petal and down they go like a rollercoaster ride.
"AHHH" Robin screamed. "Press the break" BB tried it but it didn't work the car kept going.
The car went into the water.
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One hour later
"Friends why are you so wet" Starfire asked curiously
"Don't ask Star. Don't ask." Robin said before dripping his wet self to the bathroom.
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LOL. Robin.. why you gotta hate on the car? I recommend watching Pewdiepie. Any of his videos. He makes me laugh till I got tears pouring down my cheeks. Bro-fist!