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So please be patent

-Falconface

HOW DID YOU DIE?

By: Falconface 14

I've mentioned these two cats before and you've been waiting. Now may I present to you... NIGHTSTAR AND TALLSTAR!

Nightstar:

I've told you that Nightstar has a gas station. Well he kinda lost the building when he accidentally blew it up. Then he worked at a barbershop, mover, and a miner. He got kicked out of all three plus a whole lot of other jobs. So now he works at a pub.

Glasses clinked and voices laughed. Every now and then there was the sound of punching and the laughs grew louder.

The doors opened much like a dying song bird that got ran over. The noise of the cats inside, it turned out, came from a radio sitting on a table. The only cat in view was a black tom drinking something that looked like milk.

He spit out the liquid in surprise as we entered. "Falconface!" He spluttered. "I haven't seen you since the crazy old lady's place." He took another sip of his milk.

"Well now we're here to ask you How Did You Die?" I replied.

"Finally! You don't know how long I've been waiting for you to ask me that. I thought I would be the next cat after I body guarded you. I guess second cat works to."

"Your story." I meowed.

"Sorry I'll get to it. So I ran around the clan trying to get a job wherever I could. Medicine cat, supervisor, prey sorter, prey counter, bus driver. Then I got the job as a leader! It was the best thing ever! I know a leader had to die before I became leader. I think it was Brokenstar."

Brokenstar shouted from somewhere in the crowd following me around. "HEY!"

"And you know that's sad and all but I was leader so I didn't care."

"HEY!" Brokenstar protested again.

"So anyway, there came the day when our clan was sick. The other clans thought it was an apprentice that brought in that rat. The truth is it was me." All the ShadowClan cats that died because of the sickness glared at Nightstar. "Well how was I suppose to remember a warning that we were given when we were first made an apprentice?! Anyway then I got sick and the medicine cat kept worrying about me. And then an owl came by and it was a "bad" omen. So then I got mad at them for not catching it and turning it into prey. So I told the clan I didn't like them anymore, then I died."

"Okay Nightstar. Thank you so much more your story, and we would like to hear more from you but we're on a tight schedule. So, goodbye."

Tallstar:

Just in case you haven't picked this up, Tallstar writes poems. Whether they're good or not, I really don't know.

We found Tallstar sitting on a rock beside a river. A few meters behind him was an unnaturally large waterfall.

"Tick tick went the clock one day, when I came by to say hey. You began to run around, as I went deep underground." He meowed out loud.

"Hey Tallstar." I began.

"THAT'S IT!" He suddenly shouted.

"Whats it?"

"I'm done writing poems!"

"Why?"

"I can't anymore, just read this one!" He handed me a slip of paper. On it was:

Flowers smell like roses,

And roses smell like flowers.

I like to put them in different poses,

And sniff them with my noses!

"Noses?" I questioned.

"See! I'm horrible!" He sobbed. "Now, I must kill myself!"

"What?!" I meowed in astonishment.

But Tallstar was already next to the river. He ran up it to the edge of the waterfall. Then jumped onto a rock that just happened to be in the middle of the river. He turned around and prepared to jump.

"WAIT!"I shouted at the top of my lungs. He turned and looked at me. "I am Falconface and I am here to ask the question how did you die. You may die after you answer, okay?"

"Okay." He sniffed. Then brightened. "I must do it in rhymes though."

"What?" I asked.

"Ya, go for it!" Shouted Scourge at the back of the group.

"Scourge! Shut up!" I yelled at him. But it was too late.

"Once upon a time," Tallstar meowed. "I had a mother of mine. Her name was Palebird, and she was a big nerd! She had me. The only me. Just wait and see, you'll really love me! As an apprentice I was a big hurrier. Then I became a warrior! I became deputy then leader of the clan! Oh man! Then I grew old. Go on a journey, we were told. The world was like an endless maze! Everything went by in a daze. Then we came to the lake! I wanted to rest and that was a big mistake! I was under a bush, my life turning to mush! Then I told some one else to be deputy and stuff that I don't feel like rhyming about. Anyway, oh man! Now I'm in StarClan!"

"Thank you Tallstar you can go die again now." I told him.

"No!" He shouted. "You have given my life meaning. If I go on writing poems, I'll get on more T.V. Shows!" Then he ran away.

Scourge came up to me. "That... was torture." He meowed.

"Then don't encourage him." I told Scourge.

"I was trying to be evil!" Scourge wailed. "My life has no meaning anymore! I must kill myself." He leapt onto the rock in the middle of the river.

"Scourge-" I started.

"Just kidding!" Scourge shouted with glee. "My life has plenty of meaning!" Then he jumped onto shore. His foot slipped and he went falling of the edge of the waterfall. Then a giant eagle from lord of the rings came and grabbed him.

It placed him safely of shore were Scourge jumped up and yelled. "I'M ALIVE!" Then a piano fell on him.

The last few times on this show, when I try to say goodbye, some cat grabs the microphone. Now we have gone into a room and locked the door so we will have privacy.

Wait! Scourge how did you get in? Yes I know your evil but how did you get in?! You opened a portal eh? GIVE ME THAT SPARE KEY!

* PUNCH! * WHAM* KICK * POW*

(Spottedleaf: Hello? Is this thing on. Go away Falconface! I want to say goodbye to the watchers! Scourge would you be a dear and keep her away from me? Yes I'll get you a cookie. So folks, this Spottedleaf saying good night and goodbye for How Did You Die! Yes Scourge I did rhyme now go away. What? Why of course you can use that for your poem Tallstar. Um... Falconface I know your mad but...)

WHAM!

This is Falconface from How Did You Die, saying good night and good bye.

Please read my new story Beyond the stars!

And look out for StarClan's Deal!

I have completely re-written it and will be posting soon!

-Falconface