The Marauders Spell Book
Chapter 15: The Making of the Album
Messrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs have moved production of the Marauders Spell Book to the Great Hall.
Mr Moony thinks they have less 'moved production' than 'started writing it on serviettes' because Mr Padfoot took too long in the bathroom this morning and therefore there was no time to write the next chapter.
Mr Padfoot would like to clarify he was simply doing his hair, and nothing untoward.
Mr Prongs thinks that is a lie.
Mr Prongs knows for a fact Mr Padfoot was practicing a new song for "Mr Padfoot and the Repercussions: Songs from the Shower".
Mr Prongs is right.
Mr Wormtail wonders is Mr Padfoot has decided on any cover art.
Mr Padfoot has not.
Mr Wormtal *draws rough sketch of Mr Padfoot in shower with repercussions*
Mr Padfoot is offended.
Mr Moony agrees. That is not what a repercussion looks like.
Mr Padfoot does not think that is the most important issue here. Mr Padfoots eyes are far more dreamy than they have been depicted in the sketch.
Mr Prongs agrees.
Mr Wormtail would like to add a sassy 'say WHAT?'
Sassy 'say WHAT?' is added and sassy.
Mr Prongs believes they must be dreamier than two little black dots.
Mr Padfoot is touched.
Mr Wormtail wants to know what Mr Padfoot was touched by.
Mr Moony presumes it was Mr Prongs, as he is under the spell of Mr Padfoots 'dreamy and non-black dot like' eyes.
Mr Padfoots dreamy and non-black dot like eyes deny casting a spell upon anyone.
Mr Prongs agrees. Eyes are unable to cast spells as they cannot use wands.
Mr Moony concedes the point.
Mr Wormtail really hopes Messrs Moony, Padfoot and Prongs have not started using the word of the day calendar again.
Mr Prongs believes it was rather obvious. Where did Mr Wormtail think the word 'Repercussion' came from?
Mr Wormtail believes it came from late middle English, as an equivalent to repercuss.
Mr Padfoot believes that is wrong. It came from Tuesday.
Sarcasm *does not become Mr Padfoot*
Mr Prongs thinks that Sarcasm is very lucky it did not become Mr Padfoot, because it would take it ages to do its hair.
Mr Padfoot agrees, he wouldn't want anyone else to have to go through that.
Mr Moony is sure that the amount of time you spend on your hair is optional.
Mr Padfoot thinks this is further proof that Mr Moony does not have, and never did have, nice hair.
Mr Moony objects.
Mr Padfoot does not care. Mr Moony does not understand the amount of products Mr Padfoot has to go through each month to achieve this look.
Mr Moony thinks that suggests Mr Padfoot does not have nice hair without product.
Mr Padfoot objects.
Mr Moony does not care.
Mr Wormtail thinks that Messrs Moony and Padfoot should stop their 'handbags at dawn' show down and notice that Mr Prongs has gone to ask Miss Evans out again.
Mr Padfoot would like to point out that as they are having breakfast, it is technically 'handbags at mid-morning'.
Mr Moony agrees and points out that Mr Prongs asks Miss Evans out so often that they have begun not to notice it happening.
Miss Evans has noticed it happening.
Mr Prongs has returned, nursing a bleeding scratched hand, and would like to point out that Miss Evans should not wear such sharp rings.
Mr Padfoot thinks Mr Prongs should not drip blood all over the serviette that he is writing on.
Mr Padfoot has had a brilliant idea.
Messrs Moony, Wormtail and Prongs *simultaneously say "another one?!"
Mr Padfoot *nods*
Mr Padfoot has decided that "Blood All Over the Serviette" is a good name for a song, especially in his "Satanic Mix" of Mr Padfoot and the Repercussions: Songs from the Shower.
Mr Moony sincerely doubts a song can be made about this morning.
Mr Padfoot thinks there can be, but that song would be called "Handbags at Mid-Morning" and not "Blood All Over the Serviette" which would be about the relationship between Mr Prongs and Miss Evans.
Mr Prongs does not want a song about his relationship with Miss Evans on the album.
Mr Prongs is not getting a song about his relationship with Miss Evans on the album.
Mr Prongs is getting TWO songs about his relationship with Miss Evans on the Album.
Mr Padfoot and the Repercussions: Songs from the Shower
Track Listings:
Sewer Rhapsody
Sirius Tunes
Hush Puppy Shuffle
Pretty Fly for a Quill-Stealing White Guy
Handbags at Mid-Morning
Blood All Over the Serviette
I'd Rather Go Out With the Giant Squid
Staring Into Your Dreamy and Non-Black Dot Like Eyes