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Wow, two updates for Avengers and Movies in one week? What sorcery is this?
I'll tell you- Harry Potter!
Yeah, I decided to update Avengers and Movies again because I really want to get on with Harry Potter! Also, I do have a facebook fanpage- Melting Angels! Profile picture is the same as it is on here! There will be little contests and such! Sneak peaks of upcoming fanfictions, so- GO LIKE :D
I was also thinking of starting a blog, to post movie reviews and the like. Would you guys like that? Let me know your thoughts in a review :D
Also, I know I'm putting alot on my plate, but how about a Avengers/Assassin's Creed crossover? Let me know your thoughts in a review :3
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The boundless heavens serve as a back-drop for the MAIN TITLE, followed by a ROLL-UP, which crawls into infinity.
Episode VI RETURN OF THE JEDI
Luke Skywalker has returned to his home planet of Tatooine in an attempt to rescue his friend Han Solo from the clutches of the Êvile gangster Jabba the Hutt.
Little does Luke know that the GALACTIC EMPIRE has secretly begun construction on a new armored space station even more powerful than the first dreaded Death Star. When completed, this ultimate weapon will spell certain doom for the small band of Rebels struggling to restore freedom to the galaxy...
"I am hyped!" Clint jiggled around in his Han Solo costume.
"Excited I am." Loki shapeshifted into Yoda.
Tony choked on his whisky, wearing a Darth Vader costume again.
"Brother, that is genius!" Thor crowed, wearing a standard Jedi costume, similar to the others.
"Genius I am, know it I do." Loki nodded slowly, looking just like Yoda.
"Please shut up! We just want to see the film already!" Jane protested.
The men rolled their eyes, but complied.
INT JABBA'S THRONE ROOM
The throne room is filled with the vilest, most grotesque CREATURES ever conceived in the universe.
Artoo and Threepio seem very small as they pause in the doorway to the dimly lit chamber. Light shafts partially illuminate the drunken courtiers as Bib Fortuna crosses the room to the platform upon which rests the leader of this nauseating crowd: JABBA THE HUTT. The monarch of the galactic underworld is a repulsive blob of bloated fat with a maniacal grin.
Chained to the horrible creature is the beautiful alien female dancer named OOLA. At the foot of the dais sits an obnoxious birdlike creature, SALACIOUSCRUMB.
Bib whispers something in the slobbering degenerate's ear. Jabba laughs horribly, at the two terrified droids before him. Threepio bows politely.
"That dancer is HOT!" Tony grinned.
"Hot she is." Loki repeated, still in Yoda-form.
"I agree." Thor nodded.
"Thor!" Jane protested playfully, in her slave Leia costume.
"Can we just get on with the movie?" Natasha asked, dressed as a female version of C3PO.
"Alright." Bruce sighed, who was dressed as Luke.
INT MAIN GATE AND HALL - JABBA'S PALACE
Noisily, the main gate lifts to flood the blackness with blinding LIGHT and reveal the silhouetted figure of LUKE SKYWALKER. He is clad in a robe similar to Ben's and wears neither pistol nor laser sword. Luke strides purposefully into the hallway. Two giant guards move to block Luke's path. Luke halts.Luke raises his hand and points at the puzzled guards, who immediately lower their spears and fall back. The young Jedi lowers his hand and moves on down the hallway.Bib Fortuna appears out of the gloom. He speaks to Luke as they approach each other, but Luke doesn't stop and Bib must reverse his direction and hurry alongside the young Jedi in order to carry on the conversation. Several other guards fall in behind them in the darkness.
"I must speak with Jabba." Luke spoke confidently.
Bib answers in Huttese, shaking his head in denial. Luke stops and stares at Bib; he raises his hand slightly.
"You will take me to Jabba now!" Luke commanded.
Bib turns in hypnotic response to Luke's command, and Luke follows him into the gloom.
"You serve your master well." Luke nodded.
Bib responds.
"And you will be rewarded." Luke nodded.
HOLDING TUNNEL - RANCOR PIT
The Rancor lets out a loud howl as Luke makes a run for the holding cave. He reaches the door and pushes a button to open it. When he succeeds, he sees a heavy barred gate between him and safety. Beyond the gate two guards look up from their dinner. Luke turns to see the monster heading for him, and pulls with all his might on the gate. The guards move to the gate and start poking at the young Jedi with spears, laughing.Luke crouches (against the wall) as the monster starts to reach for him. Suddenly he notices a main door control panel halfway up the wall.
As the Rancor moves in for the kill, Luke picks up a skull from the cave floor and hurls it at the panel. The giant overhead door comes crashing down on the beast's head, squashing it like a sledgehammer on an egg.A startled gasp is heard from the stunned court. There's consternation at this turn of events. Heads look to Jabba, who is actually turning red with anger. Leia cannot suppress her joy. Jabba utters harsh commands to his guards and they hurry off.
"Bring me Solo and the Wookiee. They will all suffer for this outrage." Jabba growled.
"Jabba is angry." Steve's eyes widened.
"No kidding." Tony rolled his eyes.
"Not only that..." Loki grinned. "HE HAS FIFTY CHINS!"
Thor choked on his drink before roaring with laughter.
"Well, I'm sorry." Luke spoke.
"Remember, a Jedi's strength flows from the Force. But beware. Anger, fear, aggression. The dark side are they. Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny." Yoda's voice weakened.
He beckons the young Jedi closer to him.
"Luke...Luke...Do not...Do not underestimate the powers of the Emperor, or suffer your father's fate, you will. Luke, when gone am I..the last of the Jedi will you be. Luke, the Force runs strong in your family. Pass on what you have learned, Luke...There is...another...Sky...Sky...walker." Yoda rasped.
He catches his breath. A shiver runs through the ancient green creature, and he dies. Luke stares at his dead master as he disappears in front of his eyes.
Loki spontaneously started crying. No one teased him. All of them shed a tear at the great master's passing, and hung their heads, silent and somber. Even Natasha, who was usually stoic, shed a few tears. Clint huffed at them, but even his eyes were glassy. Bruce in particular was crying.
EXT FOREST CLEARING - LEIA'S CRASH SITE
A strange little furry face with huge black eyes comes slowly into view. The creature is an EWOK, by the name of WICKET. He seems somewhat puzzled, and prods Leia with a spear. The princess groans; this frightens the stubby ball of fuzz and he prods her again. Leia sits up and stares at the three-foot-high Ewok. She tries to figure out where she is and what has happened. Her clothes are torn; she's bruised and disheveled.The Ewok jumps up and grabs a four-foot-long spear, which he holds in a defensive position. Leia watches him as he circles warily and begins poking her with the sharp point of the spear.
"Cut it out!" Leia spoke sharply.
She stands up, and the Ewok quickly backs away.
"SO CUTE!" Pepper exclaimed.
"Ewok!" Jane grinned.
Loki morphed from Yoda into an Ewok, only to be glomped by the two women.
"CONFOUND YOU MORTALS! RELEASE ME!" Loki protested.
Everyone else laughed at the trickster- those words and that tone from a cute-looking Ewok was just comical.
"I'm not gonna hurt you." Her voice softened.
Leia looks around at the dense forest, and at the charred remains of her speeder bike, then sits down, with a sigh, on a fallen log.
"Well, looks like I'm stuck here. Trouble is, I don't know where here is." She sighed.
She puts her head in her hands to rub away some of the soreness from her fall. She looks over at the watchful little Ewok and pats the log beside her.
"Well, maybe you can help me. Come on, sit down." She encouraged.
Wicket holds his spear up warily and growls at her like a puppy. Leia pats the log again.
"I promise I won't hurt you. Now come here." Leia reassured.
More growls and squeaks from the little bear creature.
"All right. You want something to eat?" Leia asked, smiling.
She takes a scrap of food out of her pocket and offers it to him.Wicket takes a step backward, then cocks his head and moves cautiously toward Leia, chattering in his squeaky Ewok language.
"Screw Jedis, I'm going to be a motherfucking EWOK!" Clint grinned.
"It would be interesting." Bruce agreed.
The officer and troops withdraw. Vader and Luke are left standing alone in the oddly tranquil beauty of the place. The sounds of the forest filter in upon them.
"The Emperor has been expecting you." Vader spoke.
"I know, father." Luke replied.
"So, you have accepted the truth." Vader mused.
"I've accepted the truth that you were once Anakin Skywalker, my father." Luke corrected.
"That name no longer has any meaning for me." Vader turned to face him.
"It is the name of your true self. You've only forgotten. I know there is good in you. The Emperor hasn't driven it from you fully. That is why you couldn't destroy me. That's why you won't bring me to your Emperor now." Luke argued.
Vader looks down from Luke to the lightsaber in his own black- gloved hand. He seems to ponder Luke's words.
"I agree with young Skywalker. There seems to be some good left in the evil that is Darth Vader." Thor nodded.
"Everyone has some good in them." Bruce agreed.
Loki shifted back to himself, looking awkward as he absorbed what Bruce had just said.
Luke ignites his lightsaber and screams in anger, rushing at his father with a frenzy we have not seen before. Sparks fly as Luke and Vader fight in the cramped area. Luke's hatred forces Vader to retreat out of the low area and across a bridge overlooking a vast elevator shaft. Each stroke of Luke's sword drives his father further toward defeat. The Dark Lord is knocked to his knees, and as he raises his sword to block another onslaught, Luke slashes Vader's right hand off at the wrist, causing metal and electronic parts to fly from the mechanical stump.
Vader's sword clatters uselessly away, over the edge of the platform and into the bottomless shaft below. Luke moves over Vader and holds the blade of his sword to the Dark Lord's throat. The Emperor watches with uncontrollable, pleased agitation.
"Good! Your hate has made you powerful. Now, fulfill your destiny and take your father's place at my side!" The Emperor crowed.
Luke looks at his father's mechanical hand, then to his own mechanical, black-gloved hand, and realizes how much he is becoming like his father. He makes the decision for which he has spent a lifetime in preparation. Luke steps back and hurls his lightsaber away.
"A wise decision, it is not good for one to seek vengeance." Loki nodded.
"Well said, brother." Thor beamed.
"This movie is amazinggggg.." Steve breathed.
Blinding bolts of energy, evil lightning, shoot from the Emperor's hands at Luke. Even in his surprise, the young Jedi tries to use the Force to deflect them. At first he is half successful, but after a moment the bolts of energy are coming with such speed and power the young Jedi shrinks before them, his knees buckling. The wounded Vader struggles to his feet, and moves to stand at his master's side.
"Please help Luke!" Loki pleaded.
"He does not deserve this!" Steve protested against the Emperor's move.
"Shush!" Natasha hushed them all.
"Young fool...only now, at the end, do you understand." The Emperor scoffed.
Luke is almost unconscious beneath the continuing assault of the Emperor's lightning. He clutches a canister to keep from falling into the bottomless shaft as the bolts tear through him.
"Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the dark side. You have paid the price for your lack of vision." The Emperor continued.
Luke writhes on the floor in unbearable pain, reaching weakly up toward where Vader stands watching.
"Father, please. Help me." Luke groaned weakly.
Again Vader stands, watching Luke. He looks at his master, the Emperor, then back to Luke on the floor.
"An internal debate." Pepper's eyes widened.
"This is intense." Clint whistled.
Steve nodded his agreement.
"Now, young Skywalker...you will die." The Emperor practically hissed.
Although it would not have seemed possible, the outpouring of bolts from the Emperor's fingers actually increases in intensity, the sound screaming through the room. Luke's body writhes in pain.Vader grabs the Emperor from behind, fighting for control of the robed figure despite the Dark Lord's weakened body and gravely weakened arm. The Emperor struggles in his embrace, his bolt-shooting hands now lifted high, away from Luke. Now the white lightning arcs back to strike at Vader. He stumbles with his load as the sparks rain off his helmet and flow down over his black cape. He holds his evil master high over his head and walks to the edge of the abyss at the central core of the throne room. With one final burst of his once awesome strength, Darth Vader hurls the Emperor's body into the bottomless shaft.
"Holy shit!" Tony exclaimed.
"That is impressive." Steve gaped.
"YESSS! THE DARK LORD HAS TURNED TO HELP YOUNG SKYWALKER!" Thor crowed joyfully.
"Thor." Natasha warned. "It's exciting as hell, I know, but please, for the love of god, quiet down!"
Thor bowed his head meekly, Loki snickering childishly.
The Emperor's body spins helplessly into the void, arcing as it falls into the abyss. Finally, when the body is far down the shaft, it explodes, creating a rush of air through the room. Vader's cape is whipped by the wind and he staggers, and collapses toward the bottomless hole. Luke crawls to his father's side and pulls him away from the edge of the abyss to safety. Both the young Jedi and the giant warrior are too weak to move.
INT DEATH STAR - MAIN DOCKING BAY
Chaos. For the first time, the Death Star is rocked by explosions as the Rebel fleet, no longer backed against a wall, zooms over, unloading a heavy barrage. Imperial troops run in all directions, confused and desperate to escape.In the midst of this uproar, Luke is trying to carry the enormous deadweight of his father's weakening body toward an Imperial shuttle. Finally, Luke collapses from the strain. The explosions grow louder as Vader draws him closer.
"Luke, help me take this mask off." Vader's voice was a mere whisper.
"But you'll die." Luke protested.
"Nothing can stop that now. Just for once... let me look on you with myown eyes." Vader rasped.
Slowly, hesitantly, Luke removes the mask from his father's face. There beneath the scars is an elderly man. His eyes do not focus. But the dying man smiles at the sight before him.
"Now...go, my son. Leave me." Vader spoke.
"No. You're coming with me. I can't leave you here. I've got to save you." Luke tried to persuade his father.
Feeling this situation was similar to almost losing Odin, silent tears fell down Loki's face once more. Thor put an arm round his brother's shoulder in silent support. But Loki, whilst easily crying the hardest, was not the only one crying. Clint, Bruce, Steve, and Tony were shedding what they dubbed 'man tears'. Natasha was struggling to keep her emotions in check, whilst Pepper and Jane were emotional wrecks.
"You already have, Luke. You were right about me. Tell your sister...you were right." Anakin rasped.
"Father...I won't leave you." Luke hung his head in sadness.
Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker...Luke's father, dies.A huge explosion rocks the docking bay. Slowly, Luke rises and, half carrying, half dragging the body of his father, stumbles toward a shuttle.
Loki sniffed mournfully.
"He did have good in him." Pepper sighed.
"So tragic." Jane wiped her eyes with a tissue.
"Never before have I shed so many man-tears." Clint sighed, wiping his own eyes.
"Very emotional." Bruce agreed.
Steve nodded, eyes red from mourning the loss of Darth Vader.
EXT ENDOR FOREST - NIGHT
Luke sets a torch to the logs stacked under a funeral pyre where his father's body lies, again dressed in black mask and helmet. He stands, watching sadly, as the flames leap higher to consume Darth Vader -Anakin Skywalker.In the sky above, fireworks explode and Rebel fighters zoom above the forest.
EXT EWOK VILLAGE SQUARE - NIGHT
A huge bonfire is the centerpiece of a wild celebration. Rebels and Ewoks rejoice in the warm glow of firelight, drums beating, singing, dancing, and laughing in the communal language of victory and liberation.Lando runs in and is enthusiastically hugged by Han and Chewie. Then, finally, Luke arrives and the friends rush to greet and embrace him. They stand close, this hardy group, taking comfort in each other's touch, together to the end.Rebels and Ewoks join together in dancing and celebration. The original group of adventurers watch from the sidelines. Only Luke seems distracted, alone in their midsts, his thoughts elsewhere.He looks off to the side and sees three shimmering, smiling figures at the edge of the shadows: Ben Kenobi, Yoda, and Anakin Skywalker.
FADE OUT
END CREDITS OVER STAR FIELD
For a full half an hour after the film finished, no one spoke a word. Along the way, they had lost many beloved characters, and mourned the loss of those.
But still, they smiled.
Star Wars wasn't just a film.
It was a journey.