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Chapter 13: C-7! Broken Pieces of Hinata's Heart
Last Chapter: Lee kicked Shikamaru's ass, even though Shikamaru decided to stop being so lazy. He was carried off and is now in Konoha Hospital. Also, Sakura will initiate her plan soon and nobody knows! Except Ino…
The next competitors, Tenten and Shino, were taking advantage of the 15-minute break; Tenten threw a kunai at every period mark on an essay to improve her aim and Shino was making a plan with his bugs.
Ino, meanwhile, was fighting with Inner Ino and deciding what to do about Sakura's evil plan.
'We have to help Naruto and Hinata! It's the right thing to do!'
'But you'll surely lose the respect of all the fangirls!'
'I don't care, I can't let someone be hurt that much!'
'You've been hurt, too, when Sasuke left!'
'It's not the same thing! Fangirl love and actual love are different!'
'Let's just leave everyone alone and not get involved!'
'But…I really don't know!'
Then, Sakura finally returned from her hideout to where the Konoha 11 were hanging out. She looked pretty pissed off, and no one dared approach her.
Naruto said, "Hey Hinata-chan…look at those clouds. They're so beautiful right now…like you! Ha, too bad Shikamaru can't see them…Poor Shika, he loves clouds."
"N-Naruto-kun…" she said while blushing. "We have to t-talk. In the men's bathroom."
"Uh…okay. I just hope you're not implying…you know. I mean, why the men's bathroom?" the Naruto said, as the couple walked in.
'Man, I gotta do something…and fast!' Ino thought.
As soon as the couple got to the bathroom, Hinata grabbed Naruto and started kissing him…Naruto was blushing until…
"Wait! You're not Hinata! You don't smell anything like her!" Naruto said in surprise as Hinata slapped duct tape on Naruto's mouth.
"Shut it, Naruto. You'll spoil the romantic moment!" 'Hinata' said as she disappeared in a puff of smoke and revealed herself to be…Sakura!
'I thought she was just outside a moment ago!' Naruto thought, unable to talk.
"I know what you're thinking, Naruto, and that was a simple clone jutsu. Can't believe everyone fell for it! Now kiss me, Naruto!" Sakura said, faking passion, as she took off the duct tape from Naruto's mouth and she tried to enter Naruto's mouth, but he wouldn't let her.
"I don't love you! Now let me go, Sakura, before I have to hurt you!" Naruto said.
Sakura proceeded to mold her hand into a medical chakra blade and cut through all of Naruto's tendons in his limbs, to make sure he didn't move. She also cut Naruto's voice box so his voice couldn't reach above a whisper. She then took off Naruto's jumpsuit, t-shirt, and pants, leaving him wearing only his headband and his Ichiraku Ramen boxers.
"Sakura…stop…please." Naruto whispered.
Sakura then took off her top and bottom and was barely clad. She then said, "Voice Imitation Jutsu!" and started mumbling a bit, and sounded exactly like Naruto!
Then, Sakura yelled with Naruto's voice loudly, "Sakura! That feels so good!"
Meanwhile, the Konoha 11 were still outside, when Kiba said, "Akamaru heard something! Naruto's cheatin' on you! And he's in the men's bathroom! Ha, I knew he was a two-faced bastard!"
"H-he...can't be! We promised! He w-wouldn't do something like that!" Hinata said, worried, as she ran to the men's bathroom.
She was too alarmed to think of using the Byakugan, but Neji activated his and peered in the men's bathroom, where Naruto was held against his will and Sakura was using his voice.
"Sakura, that bitch! Hinata-sama, Wait!" Neji said, as he ran for the bathroom also.
Ino was feeling even more dread and guilt as the plan went further, and she also ran in.
'I know Naruto-kun would never do anything to hurt me. He's not that kind of person!' Hinata thought worriedly, as she kept going in the men's bathroom.
Then, she heard Naruto's voice (which is actually Sakura) saying loudly, "That Hinata's just a bitch! She's only good for her money! I only want to be with you, Sakura!"
Hinata's fear was confirmed. Apparently.
In the bathroom, Sakura had to execute the final part of her plan. She laid down on her back and dragged Naruto on top of her, and she placed Naruto's hands on her breasts, even though he resisted with all of his power. The medical jutsu was just too effective. Then, Sakura pulled Naruto's head and said, "You know you like it."
'What are you talking about, you bitch? Stop raping me!' Naruto thought, as Hinata ran in, and everyone was in deep shock. Except Sakura, who was smiling smugly. 'Mission complete!'
Neji and Ino then ran in and said, "Hinata, it's not what you think, Sakura…" but stopped and were completely stunned by what they saw. Naruto was on top of Sakura and they were both almost naked, and…you don't wanna know.
Sakura said in a fake voice, "Oops, they found us, Naruto-kun!"
Naruto was shocked, angry, and scared as he saw Hinata and as he realized what just happened. Sakura drew him in…and…
-More awkward silence. For 3 whole minutes-
As Naruto started regaining his voice, he said, "Listen, Hinata-chan, it's not what it looked like. Sakura…" as Hinata interrupted,
"W-What, you love your dear Sakura? Go ahead…keep doing your business, I d-don't care…I thought I could trust you, Naruto-kun. You were the boy I've watched for over t-ten years! I thought you had a pure heart! I thought you were d-different from the others! I was so s-stupid! P-please…just don't come near me again."
Naruto began to regain control of his limbs, too, and he said, "Hinata-chan…it's a complete misunderstanding! You have to believe me!"
"W-well…Maybe I misunderstood…that I'm just a bitch…or I'm j-just good for my money. Is that misunderstanding to you?" she said, tears now streaming out of her eyes.
"Honestly, Sakura used her Voice-Imitating Jutsu and…"
"I d-don't want to hear it…Have fun with Sakura…I k-know you think of me as trash, like everyone else does, but I want you to know…I'll still love you forever no matter what, N-Naruto-kun. I just can't trust you. Good-bye, N-Naruto-kun," Hinata said as she hid her flood of tears in her long, indigo hair and she ran out of the bathroom.
She thought, 'Good bye forever. Take care of yourself, Naruto-kun.'
"Hinata-chan…" Naruto said as he ran out also and Neji, with Ino, said, "Wait for us! We have proof, Naruto!" and ran out with him.
Neji said, "Byakugan!" and tried finding Hinata. He finally did, but his face twisted and he started forming tears in his eyes.
"Where's Hinata-chan? And what's wrong, Neji?" Naruto asked.
Neji pointed right and said, "That way…and we have to hurry!"
The trio ran at full speed, now, and they discovered a indigo-haired figure under them. However, the indigo-haired figure had a rope around her neck and Naruto yelled, "HINATA!"
Neji used a Jyukken strike to cut the rope around Hinata's neck and Ino quickly made medical chakra and focused it on an unconscious Hinata's broken neck.
"Please…live...Kami, make her live already!" Naruto yelled as Sai came in and said,
"PENIS! Wait…suicide scene…crying Naruto and Neji…Ino using all of her healing chakra…completely inappropriate timing. Anything I can do to help?"
Neji wiped away his tears and said, "Yes, actually. Make some stitches with your ink jutsu and stitch Hinata's neck bones together for faster healing…Hopefully, she'll live. I will get Tsunade-sama," as he jumped off.
"Please…snap out of it! I'll die without you, Hinata-chan!" Naruto said, still crying, as he held on to her unconscious body for dear life.
Cliffhanger! Wow, this has got to be the most damn serious chapter I've ever made…I almost managed to cry reading this, which is why I put Sai in there in the first place.
Match results so far:
(18)Hinata def. (1) Kakashi
(17)Sakura def. (2)Gai;
Quarterfinal match: (18)Hinata vs. (17)Sakura (This applies if Hinata doesn't die...What tragedy.)
(15)Naruto def. (16)Konohamaru def. (3)Neji
(4)Kurenai def. (14)Choji;
Quarterfinal match: (15)Naruto vs. (4)Kurenai
(10)Sai def. (5)Ibiki def. (13)Kiba
(6)Iruka def. (12)Ino
Quarterfinal match: (6)Iruka vs. (10)Sai
(7)Lee def. (11) Shikamaru
Votes for who wins:
Shino or Tenten?
(5 for Tenten, 0 for Shino )
Hinata vs. Sakura already decided :P
Naruto vs. Kurenai already decided
Iruka or Sai?
(3 to 0; Iruka )
Lee or Tenten?
(2 to 0; Tenten)
New Poll: Sasuke's coming back, and when he does, which Sakura-bashing song parody would you like to see him and his band sing? (This is part of the plot, the purpose is to piss Sakura off before she fights Hinata so she's more furious :P)
Sakura Pica El Culo ("Mi Pica El Culo" by Raruto, a parody of Naruto)
Sakura's a Bitch ("Kyle's Mom's a Bitch" from South Park, originally, this was someone else's idea, but i forgot who :( )
(3 votes; Leader)
Sakura has a Big Butt ("I like Big Butts" or something similar by MC Hammer)
Sakura's Too Fat: The Polka ("Too Fat Polka" by Arther Godfrey)
Keep Your Shirt on, Sakura! ("I'm too Sexy" by ??)
Any other choice
And remember to review/post votes! :)