Don't worry guys. I'm not dead. I will now rattle off the usual excuses: homework, bad grades, friendship problems, general laziness, life. I am also writing a novel. Yes, you heard me right. I'm going to stop mooching off other people's brilliant ideas and come up with some of my own. But that doesn't mean I don't love Fanfiction. Cause I do. A lot. It took us a while to reach our review goal of 52 and then some but I'm proud of you guys for sticking with me. Thanks a bijillion to for beta-ing my [apparently] awesome story.

Disclaimer: I wished I owned PJO. But I don't. So deal.

Shoutout time!

tissue729: What's Leo without humor? That's like peanut butter without jelly, ping without pong. Yeah, I'm pretty sure Percy can handle this one.

ijusttasryou: I know, it's a big honor to be put in my shoutout. Honey, if we didn't have conflict, there would be no storyline. I'm sorry if it's sad, but I'm just doing my job as an author.

OMGDemigodishness: I know this has probably long past, but you should say that walruses are the fat vampires of the sea. If you weren't a guest account, I could have gotten back to you sooner, but I love you anyway! Don't let that mother of yours reign in your laughter! Huh, mothers.

Random demigod: Thank you! But this poor child has lost her memory. It's not supposed to make sense! The sea is Percy, the wise is Annabeth, and the dove is Piper. The prophecy was indicating who he should take with him.

Xx Evils Bane xX: Gotta love those metaphors!

jemma24682: Thank you!

Guest: I see you're a man of many words.

Sam99: And I can't wait to see yours!

Hermosa Reina Beautiful Queen: Man, your pen name is long! I'm glad you enjoy my comedic banter; most people seem to. Lots of xD's…that says a lot about a person. I also love that your book boyfriend is Leo. I'm currently having a raging war between book-dating Percy or Nico. Decisions, decisions.

I was shrouded in a black cloud of darkness. Oh, wait. That's just my pillow.

After kicking some serious Minotaur tail and reigning in the dangerous presence of Miss Universe [literally], I was more than a bit tired. I crashed into yet another mindless sleep, where I only dreamt of rainbows and puppies.

This is what a real man looks like, folks.

Jason ran into the bedroom and shook me awake. Waking up from my lovely sleep, I launched into a nonsensical explanation of my night terrors. Man, I swear that vision was straight out of a Wes Craven fever dream. Jason [lovingly] ripped me out of my nice warm bed and into the unforgiving light of the rec room. Piper and Hazel were sitting on the left side of the table while Frank and Annabeth, sitting on Percy's lap, were currently occupying the right side. Jason sat next to Piper and I took the head of the table. Annabeth immediately started iniating conversation. No surprises there. As Annabeth drones in that seventh-grade-history-teacher way that makes you want to take an ice pick to your ears, we concur that we are about 600 miles from Crete. We also agree that it would be a great idea not to run into any fire-breathing, soul-destructing, and generally life-threatening beasts, people, or creepy earth-goddesses. Yep, that's us, The Full-Of-Good-Ideas team. Passing over our less than stellar decision making skills, Percy starts to drive the ship. Now I know what your thinking. Having Percy take the helm is basically like having no one there at all. But ever since the Minotaur battle, Percy has been realmente perezoso. Y no podemos tenemos que. Hazel, Annabeth and Piper are engaged in a chess match that Annabeth seems to be winning, while Frank, Jason and I start a "friendly" ping-pong tournament, which I am going to win. We start the game, Frank with a little more fervor than the rest of us. I feel a slight ripple in my stomach. Was it the tacos? Again?

But then we all looked at each other. I got another big ripple in my stomach. Was it the ship? Again? Remember what that phycotherapist told you; when in doubt, make a list and organize your thoughts. Bad Thing Number 1:I looked over to the steering wheel area and saw Percy, his eyes wide and dark, like a never-ending pool of magma. Then here comes the creepy part: he started talking in a woman's voice. It let me tell you, it wasn't no Angelina Jolie. Yo no likey. Bad Thing Number: I lost that ping-pong match! I never lose! I must have REVENGE! Bad Thing Number Three: We were freefalling into midair. And there was nothing we could do to stop us as plunged into the abyss that was the cold, black sea.

So guys, kinda a filler chapter there. Who should rescue them, if anyone? What monsters do you want them to encounter in Crete? How much longer should this story be? I'm thinking of starting another story, maybe in the PJO movieverse? Are you guys excited about The Sea Of Monsters? Thoughts on the first movie [bleech]? I need your creative ideas and I promise I will put in every one as long as it's not inappropriate. P.S-what other fandoms do you guys like? Thanks for reading and please answer all my question in a review and not a P.M. Love you guys!

-heycupcake915

P.P.S HUGE thanks to for betaing this chapter so thant it didn't suck and immediately get taken down for sheer lack of creativity. And also, please write another story for us! We all want to read it!