Me and My Chibi
Chapter 14- I-I... love you?
"Envy!" Ed tried again.
The sin jumped through the window, which Ed had left unlocked. "Hmm, what's cooking? It's burning." He stated.
"Well, I think the colonel has lost it."
"I knew that already, Chibi-san."
"He viciously attacked the breadstick!"
Envy looked at the ashes on the floor. "Hell, he did too... what a nut!"
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"Thanks again." said Hawkeye into the phone, "Bye."
Roy watched her as she hung up the phone. "Why was that conversation about me?"
"I was consulting a psychologist about your... issues, sir."
"Pfft. I don't have any issues."
"I beg to differ..."
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Ed sighed in contentment as a cold tingling sensation enveloped his tongue.
"Are you enjoying that, Chibi-san?" Envy asked.
Ed nodded and swallowed. "Yes... want some?"
Envy looked at the ice-cream cone in Ed's hand. "Uh, no thanks."
"Fine, your loss."
Ed had dragged Envy out of the military headquarters, for a walk. He thought the sin needed something to do. He was acting weird...
"Hey, Chibi-san?"
"Yeah?"
"Isn't that colonel what's-his-face?" Envy pointed ahead of them, and sure enough, Hawkeye was dragging Roy into a building.
Ed sweat-dropped. Envy grinned. "I made the colonel crazy!"
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"First name?"
"Roy"
"Last name?"
"Mustang..."
"Age?"
"Not telling... hey how will this help the condition I supposedly have!"
"I'm sorry Mr. Mustang."
Roy sighed and glanced around the room. Boring, just dark colors... how depressing. He turned back to face the 'doctor' at the desk in front of him, noticing Riza talking to him.
Riza was trying to listen to the psychologist, but was finding it hard to. His treatments sounded down right crazy! She sighed, rolling her eyes, only to have them land on two familiar figures outside.
"Sir! You're not crazy!" she pointed a finger at the window. Roy ran over and looked outside.
"Ha! I've caught you now, Fullmetal!"
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Ed decided he wanted to talk to the colonel. So he and Envy were seated at a cafe across the street from the building to two officers entered a while ago.
Envy was running one of his fingers lazily around the rim of his coffee cup, whilst Ed fidgeted nervously. He didn't realise Envy was going to attract so much attention. Maybe it was the sins attire that caused everyone to stare.
"Ha! I've caught you now, Fullmetal!"
Ed looked around in shock and for any sign of the colonel.
Minutes later, Roy rushed out of the building, with Riza in tow.
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"So, you're saying that you have, befriended this monster?"
Envy pouted and crossed his arms. Ed rolled his eyes, "Yes, sir..."
Roy scratched behind his head. "You don't mind, hanging around with your enemy?"
"Hey! He's your enemy too! And besides... he's uh... not that bad..."
The mentioned sin smirked as Ed blushed. "That's right!" he said defending himself, "Chibi-san loves me!"
"I-I... love you?"
Everyone stared at Envy as if he was the insane one.
"See?" Envy pointed at Ed, "He admitted it!"
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A/N: Yesh! Another shitty chapter... Oh well, it's been a while since I've updated anyways... so enjoy the crappiness!
I've been told the ice-cream bit sounded kinky at first... people say somethings I write sound lemony...