Rex Dies

I hate A LOT of things, but if I had to pick three it would be:

3. Tori Vega

2. Girls who flirt with Beck

And finally, number 1, Rex.

I HATE Rex. You literally have no idea how much. I mean, I put him above girls who flirt with Beck, which you all should know, I hate with a burning passion.

'He's only a puppet Jade'. Yeah. Well he's a creepy stalker that not even…REAL! He flirts with EVERY single (not single girls, like every single girl. Because I'm not single and he flirts with me…) girl. And to top it all off, he hurts people. Jade West thinks hurting people is wrong? Yeah, well only when other people are doing the hurting. He cut Trina's gimbal! (I ripped his arm off and Robbie fessed up). He's rude to Cat. He's just….weird. Not to mention Robbie is too, but technically they're the same person.

So when Rex "died" you might suspect I was pretty thrilled. That's an understatement. I was ESTATIC. I was already planning the party (I mean funeral?). And what topped it off was that Tori was the one who killed him.

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I was currently walking out of the blackbox with Beck, Tori, and Cat. We were 'taking Rex to the hospital', but Tori and Cat kept on heading to the parking lot even though we had already reached the designated trash can to throw Rex away in.

"Where are you guys going?" I called, annoyed to them.

"To the hospital silly," Cat giggled. Tori rolled her eyes.

"Cat, we aren't really taking Rex to the hospital." Tori explained. I bit my lip restraining to say something mean back.

"Why not?" Cat asked, disappointed and naïve.

"It's a puppet!" I intervened.

"Not to Robbie," Cat whimpered.

"Listen Cat, it's not healthy for a 16 year old boy to go through his life with his hand shoved up a…that," I said, pointing at Rex.

"But if Robbie doesn't have Rex then-" Cat started.

"He'll get over it and become normal? Yeah that'd be tragic," I said sarcastically. Everyone paused, understanding my point.

"I once thought my uncle was normal, but every Sunday he soaked his feet in chicken fat," Cat said. I sighed and an idea popped to my mind.

"Wait…maybe we should take Rex to the hospital."

"Why?" Beck and Tori said, looking at me.

"So he can die there!" I exclaimed.

"I don't get it," Vega said.

"We get a doctor to hook Rex up to one of those beepy machines and when Robbie comes, Rex 'dies'," I explained. They nodded.

"Let's go," Beck said, grabbing his keys. We drove off to the hospital listening to Cat's endless chatter about her uncle.

Once we arrived, we strolled into the emergency room and stopped the first doctor we saw.

"Hi there," Cat waved.

"Uh, hello. Can I help you with something?" The doctor asked.

"Yeah, listen. See this puppet? It got in a bad accident. We need you to hook it up to one of those beepy machines and make it die when our friend gets here in a half hour," I ordered.

"You want me to kill a puppet?"

"Yes."

"I don't know. I have a bunch of patients that need help…"

"Just do it."

"So when this boy gets here..?"

"Let him have a few last words and then beep, dead Rex," Beck explained.

"Fine. But will you do something for me?" HE turned to Tori. I grinned.

"Uh, what?"

"My son, well, he's a loser. Would you go on a date with him?" The doctor asked.

"How big of a loser?" The doctor pulled out a picture in his wallet of the UGLIEST guy I have ever seen. "Oh my god," Tori breathed. Perfect.

"Tori would love to go on a date with Lendel," I grinned. The doctor nodded.

"Give me a few minutes," he said, taking Rex behind a curtain.

After a few minutes of making out with Beck, looking for where Cat disappeared to, and scaring newborn babies, the doctor called us back in.

Rex was bandaged up and there were multiple IV's strung out from him.

"Woow. It looks so real," Tori said. I nodded.

"So the machine will flat line in 15 minutes," the doctor said, turning a knob on the machine.

"Where is he?" Robbie came bursting through the curtains.

"I-I'm afraid he's not doing too well," the doctor spoke with clear annoyance.

"No!"

"I leave you alone to say your last words," The doctor said, leaving the room. We all followed him, but much to Tori's dismay, Robbie asked her to stay. I grinned and waved her a sarcastic goodbye while Robbie pulled her in the curtains with him.

We all sat in the waiting room chairs and I big black doctor approached us.

"Are you the friends of Caterina Valentine?" He asked. We all slowly nodded.

"She's been put in the mental ward. Can one of you call her parents?" I sighed and pulled out my phone.

After I called Cat's parents, I heard a faint beeping. Rex was dead! We all made our way to see Robbie sobbing. Beck and Andre led him out of the room while the doctor covered his face. I headed out with Tori, but Tori took a glance back and had guilt in her eyes. She made her way back to the curtains, but I grabbed her wrist.

"What are you doing?" I hissed.

"Rex means so much to Robbie! We can't kill him!" Tori exclaimed. I sighed.

"No. He's dead." I seethed.

"Jade!"

"Tori!"

"I'm going to change the machine, and you can't stop me!" Tori said defiantly. I rolled my eyes.

"Yes I can." I grinned and turned around. "Nurse! This patient has escaped from the mental ward!" I screamed in fake horror. Tori glared at me while three big men dragged her to the west wing.

Looks like I'll have to make another phone call to Tori's parents.

HAhaaa, the chapter had exactly 1000 words! :D

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P.S.

Next three chapters are:

The Diddly-Bops.

Wok Star

The Wood.

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