I died, I've died on every story...I blame school, homecoming, theatre, yearbook and newspaper...life...
Lunchtime 3
"How come Jimmy gets to do the voice over? I feel like everyone would like to hear my sexy voice." Gary stated, smirking at Pete who sat next to him.
"People would probably hang themselves at the thought of having to listening to the torture that is your voice." Pete said with a roll of his eyes.
"You loved my voice last night."
"There was no 'last night' there has never been a 'last night', we haven't had sex!" Pete snapped.
"Yet." Jimmy said as he pretended to cough, entering the room after finishing his recording section.
"James!" Gord said as he shoved the shaved teen lightly. Both of the boys sat down and joined the large group of cast.
"I give it a week before Gary snaps." Johnny said to Vance.
"Five bucks it's gonna happen in two." Vance pulled out a crumpled five from his pocket.
"Ten on a week and a half." Lola said and held out a bill between the two boys.
"Are you really making bets?" Russell asked, making the group jump in shock.
"Damn it Russell, you scared the shit out of me." Jimmy said, patting his chest.
"Pardon me for wishing to join the rest of the cast for a bite." The large teen said and sat in the open space between Trent and Ethan.
"That accent still throws me off." Trent stated. "How the hell are you freakin' British?"
"Well I was born in Britain from my British mother and British Father and grew up there for a large bit of my life and I've only been in America for a few years so the accent tends to stick if I'm just talking with friends and not acting."
"We didn't ask for your life story." Gary muttered. Russell jumped up and shouted.
"Russell smash!"
"Shit!" Gary cursed after falling back an out of his seat.
"I think I've proved my point." Russell sat back down and the room was silent for a moment.
"I've got a ten on two weeks and a half, Petey-boy might be able to hold him off that long." Ted said to break the silence.
"Petey-boy? How many nicknames do I have?" Pete asked.
"You got Femme-boy." Gary started.
"Petey." Jimmy added.
"Peter." Gord said.
"Petey-boy." Ted chuckled.
"Cutie." Pinky giggled.
"Forever Virgin." Zoe stated.
"Gayer than Kirby." Trent said.
"More of a whore than Trent." Kirby snapped.
"Can I just be Pete?"
"No." The group answered.
"I hate you guys."
"You know you love me, I know you care. Just shout whenever, and I'll be ther-" Gary's singing was cut off by Pete pushing him back out of his seat.
"Are we doing karaoke now?" Lance asked.
"As long as there isn't anymore Justin Bieber."
"What's a Bieber?" Russell asked. The group started laughing at the large boy's question.
"Red cups and sweaty bodies everywhere. Hands in the air like we don't care." Pinky sang, making the group laugh again.
"Only God can judge them." Trent chuckled.
"I can see God now. Looking down at his creations and going...what did I do wrong?" Jimmy said. "Jesus, you might have to go back down there, no you're not going on the cross again, they don't do that anymore. I need you to just God-smack a few people and just tell then to stop."
"Wow dude, I don't know what to say to that." Thad said as he attempted not to choke on his laughter.
"I want a shirt that says, 'we need to God-smack some people'." Pete added.
"I'd buy one." Gary agreed.
"Who's got another song?" Zoe asked.
"Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you." Earnest got up and started dancing. Trent got up and joined the nerdy looking boy.
"Never gonna make you cry. Never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you."
"Did we just get Rick Rolled?" Gord asked.
"I got this." Lola pulled out her phone and pressed several buttons. She set the phone down and stood up with the two boys.
"Shuffle...Cupid Shuffle." The phone played the song and the group cheered and everyone but Gord got up.
"Down, down, do your dance, do your dance." The group sang as they did the choreographed moves. "Down, down, do your dance, do your dance."
"Come on Gord!" Jimmy called, gesturing with his hand for the boy to join.
"I have some dignity." Gord responded. Jimmy went over to the brunette and grabbed his arms.
"Dignity doesn't exist when you're with other weirdos." Gord sighed and started doing the moves along with the rest.
"Alright guys, let's get start...never mind." Carol couldn't hold back a smile at the dancing teens and he set his belongings and joined the cast.
So we went from voice overs, to Russell being British, to bets about Pete's and Gary's sexual relationship, to Pete's nicknames, to Bieber, to Miley, to God talking about Miley and others, to dancing to Cupid shuffle.
That's an average day in my lunch...