I start highschool Monday, so this is the last chapter for I while
Fired
By Lance
Edited by Blue
Re-edited by Lance
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You all know I can fire you at any time. But then you'd have to fill out all that paperwork. Shut up Blue, I'm not a lazy-ass, girly-man like you. There are many people who deserve to be canned, but that I've kept on payroll out of the goodness of my heart. Goodness of your heart, my ass.
Here are the top five people who deserve to be fired. You will know why.
1. Morty The pervert
2. Faulkner The regions bitch
3. Whiney The town crier
4. Blue WTF, Lance?
5. Clair Your PMS-ing cousin
Just because you're not on that list, doesn't mean you shouldn't suck up to the boss. Make me cookies or something. But don't give me any more pot brownies. You little drug addict, Blue. I stole that brownie from Janine. What the hell?
Now here is a list of things that you will get fired for.
Putting plastic wrap over my toilet Yeah someone did that to me, too. But instead of getting sprayed with me, I got crap all over my ass. Is it wrong for me to be laughing about that?
Changing my computer background to gay porno It was funniest with the honorshipping one. That being on the internet might be the reason Morty's currently in jail.
I'm just gonna wrap this up, if it makes you laugh for more than twenty seconds, it will probably get you fired.