How to get kicked out of Walmart
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia all right go to their owner.
Number 14:
Start "dancing" like mad. Basically, just wail your arms and legs around like your having some kind of massive seizure.
Victim: Kass
"Good bye my dear friend!" Eclipsia says hugging her friend's waist with animated tears falling" I'll ever forget about you!"
"I'm not dying I'm just getting kicked out of Walmart" Kass said sweat dropping at the oh so terrifying short nation personality."Plus didn't you invited me to do this?"
Eclipsia had a sweat drop. "Oh yeah I forgot my bad!" Then shouts angrily "Now get kicked out of Walmart!"
Wow what pissed her off?
Kass read the paper with her mission and grinned.
~!~!~!~!~!At Walmart
Kass strolls in Walmart lookin' awesome as ever.
Yes even awesome than Prussia.
Anyway Kass walks towards where the electronics are since there was a bunch of people there buying the latest stuff for a cheaper price. Walking towards the music aisle she chose one of the most dance-able songs she could find.
No it wasn't Justin Beiber.
And never will it be!
But sadly they didn't have it so instead she was forced to take out (Random Song) and pushed it into the working Speaker disc thingy. The song played quite LOUDLY that made everyone look over at Kass.
Kass cracked her knuckles and started "dancing". Now this wasn't your Best Dance crew dancing or your robot dancing it was the WTF-kind-of-dancing-is-that? Dancing. Kass wailed her arms wildly and started dancing on the floor on her back.
Which made it look like she having some kind of freaky seizure
"Someone call an ambulance! She's having a seizure!" A random lady shouted
Kass started kicking her legs.
"I thought she was dancing!"
Kass made it look more believe able.
"See this what happening when you listen to Lady GaGa!"
She started doing the crazy legs.
"Wait I thought this was Hilary Duff?"
"Hey I know you! SECURITY!"
Kass get's up and runs to the door with Security chasing her down. She looks around for the get away car Eclipsia arranged.
BEEP!
BEEP!"
Her get away car was...The Barbie Malibu Convertible!...With Eclipsia Driving.
"GO!GO!GO!" Kass shouts jumping in as the security was right behind them. Eclipsia back up hit the security guards on the way and speeded down 120mph.
Rockets were on sale.
Author's note:
Okay this didn't came out how I wanted it too TT^TT
