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RINNGGGGG!
The school bell rang and all students and guardians came into the corridors, picking up the pages and reading them. The students laughed and the guardians ran to their dorms.
If this doesn't make them crack, I don't know what will.
I was admiring my handiwork, when all the guardians and Kirova came charging down the hallway.
"Hey Guys! Did you brush up on some reading?" I said, nodding towards all the papers flying around the school.
Alberta stepped forward.
"That's it Rose. Your one sided war has now become two. Watch your back."
"Everyone shut the fuck up and listen to me!" I screamed and suddenly the whole cafeteria was quiet. That's more like it.
All eyes were on me – intrigued and wondering what I might be saying.
"I finally made the Guardians crack. The war is two sided and has become Guardians vs Novices. Anyone interested?" I asked. The response was cheers from half the students. "Moroi are welcomed to join as well!" I added. Now that got the whole student body screaming.
"Novices on the right wall, Moroi on the left. Anyone who won't participate go back to your dorms and don't interfere." My voice was full of authority and I liked how everyone jumped as soon as I spoke.
I inspected my recruits on both sides, looking for close friends. Eddie stood in the novice's line while Lissa, Adrian and Christian stood in the Moroi line. This was going to be so fun.
"Novices!" I yelled, grabbing their attention. I felt like a sergeant in the army, it was so cool. "All Novices go off and grab any of the following items. Take them and dump them in my room, the door's hopefully open. Hmm… red or pink dye, water balloons, stink bombs, water guns, paint, itching powder, hair removal cream, paper and pens. Got it? Go!" As soon as the words left my mouth, they all bolted in different directions searching for the objects on my list. It was pretty funny watching them. It looked like a game of scavenger hunt.
As soon as the Dhampirs were gone, I turned to the Moroi. "Okay…Any of you guys useful?" I few people laughed but Lissa only scolded me.
"Okay…Hmm…All of you guys separate into groups according to your specialisation…Now." They complied quickly with my wished and I continued. "Okay now follow me."
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I took the Moroi to the guardian dorms, telling them to be quiet. Even though the guardians were at the gym together – more than likely planning an attack on me – we still needed to be quiet. Lissa and Adrian used compulsion on the two dorm matrons, making them forget we were ever here.
I split each elementary group (except spirit with two members) into smaller groups and assigned them to a guardian's room. The instructions were to use the elements or muscles (whichever worked) to swap all furniture and belongings in a room with the room next to it. After the swap was complete, the Moroi were to trash the room.
Let's see how much Stan enjoyed having Celeste's belongings. Or Dimitri with Alberta's. Gosh I'm evil.'
Lissa and Adrian helped me take all of Dimitri's belongings and swap them with Alberta's. After all the swaps were done, I told Meredith to go to my room and tell all the novices to bring the itching powder, hair removal cream and red or pink dye.
The novices came back and I ordered them to grab all clothes in the guardians rooms – undies, shirts, pants, everything – and take them to laundry room.
At the laundry room, we filled the washing machines with the clothes and I put all the pink and red dyes in with them. To speed up the dying process, the water using Moroi sprayed water all over the clothes and controlled the dye so it dyed the clothes faster. Once the clothes were dyed pink, the fire using Moroi used their element to dry the clothes.
The novices then took all the clothes back to the rooms, mixing different clothes in different rooms.
While the dhampirs were busy, the Moroi and I raided the guardian's private and public bathrooms. The fire and earth Moroi covered all toilet paper and toilets in itching powder, making sure that it wasn't visible to the eye. The rest of the Moroi and I emptied all the guardian's shampoos and filled the containers with hair removal cream. When it came to Dimitri's shampoo, there was no hair removal cream left - which I was thankful for because I loved his hair - so instead we mixed itching powder with his shampoo.
The guardians 'training session' (more like get-revenge-on-Rose-tactics session) was due to be over in five minutes. At the time, all guardians would head to their room, shower and change into clothes for the day. I can't wait to see the looks on their faces when they're wearing pink clothes.
I ordered the Moroi and Dhampirs to hide near the hallway, so the guardians could see them. When the time was right, we were going to ambush them, forcing them to run into their rooms. Boy will they be confused to see that their furniture was replaced with someone else's.
Suddenly, I heard familiar voices echoed through the guardian doors.
"Hide! They're here. Wait for my signal." I whisper-yelled at everyone.
"So that's the plan?" A male voice said - probably Stan.
"Yes. Rose is the threat; we need to get rid of her." A female voice said - Alberta.
"You two underestimate Rose. Who knows where she is and what she is planning right now. Rose will not fall for the plan." A deep, sexy masculine voice with a hot Russian accent said. Dimitri knew me so well. He was right - never underestimate me.
After a bit more arguing about 'how dangerous I really am', the guardians finally reached the corridor. Their footsteps grew closer and closer. They were nearly in the area where I was going to signal to attack.
Step.
Step.
Step-
"Now!" I screamed at the tip of my lungs. Immediately, all students revealed themselves and aimed fire at the guardians. Alberta, Stan, Celeste and Dimitri copped the most since they were in the front of the rest of the group.
We threw water balloons full of paint and stink bombs at them, soaking them and making them smell horrible. I took out my water gun and sprayed them all in ice cold water.
The expressions on their faces were hilarious. They were scared, and their guardian masks couldn't mask their fear.
All guardians ran to their dorm rooms, hurrying to shelter themselves from our attack.
Phase 1 was complete. Now that the guardians were covered in paint and smell, they had no choice but to take a shower, wash their hair – with hair removal cream or itching powder – and change into their (pink) clothes. If they go to the toilet, that would be an added bonus. I am a frikkin evil genius.
Now that our mission was complete, we all went down to the commons to wait for the guardians.
After about half an hour of laughing and people commenting on how good that prank was – the guardians came down to the cafeteria. Some were itching their head (or asses) while others fussed over their hair loss. But the funniest thing of all was their guardian uniforms. The white t-shit was not pink and the black pants and jacket had patches of pink all over them. They looked like they belonged at a Circus freak show.
The whole student body laughed at the sight of the guardians – taking pictures and filming them for future blackmail. Alberta stepped forward, some hair in her hands and some books.
"Can to explain how my hair is falling out and how I found western novels in my room?" She asked, clearly pissed off.
"Your hair? Your getting old – it happens. Western Novels? Maybe Dimitri slept over?" I answered.
A round of laughter echoed from the students, while I earned a death stare from Dimitri at the mention of his books.
"Rose, this has gotten out of hand." Alberta pressed. "Lunch time today, you must meet me at the gym to discuss rules. That's all."
Alberta said and left smugly. Oh. That's their little plan. I feel so underestimated. They will just watch tomorrow. Watch and learn guardians, watch and learn.
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P.S sorry for all the spelling/grammar mistakes – I wrote this quickly.
Xxx. Badass Hathaway