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Sorry about the long update!
Been very ill lately.
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I don't know how this happened but I'm not complaining, actually the sudden rush excited me. One minute I was in the gym; the next I'm on the floor with a passionate Harley above me, smothering me with kisses. No, I'm not complaining at all but I really don't have time for this! Regretting the timing, I slowly push my girlfriend away.
"Harley, the boys are going to be here any minute!" I say breathlessly, caused by her kisses.
"I'm sorry Puddin, you know how much I love seeing you without make-up" I awoke not long before entering the gym, knowing full well that it was only me and Harley on this level. Last night's poker game really exhausted me, forcing me to sleep straight after my shower.
"I know you do babe," I say softly while caressing her cheek. "But we have a busy day today"
"I know," Harley pouted with her full lips, drawing my attention back to them. "Just five more minutes?"
"You are going to be the death of me Miss Quinn!" I growl, grabbing her arms and smacking her lips to mine again. Damn those lips, so irresistible! But I really don't have time for this! Repeating my actions, I looked up into the passion filled baby blues and sighed. "Do you want to go on jobs with me or not?"
"Of course I do!"
"Well then," seeing my chance, I quickly moved from beneath her and stand. "Less kissing, more training!" I quickly walk out of the room and travelled into our bedroom before she could convince me otherwise. I hear the elevator doors open and close. That was probably Finch and some of the new boys. Travelling to and from The Iceberg Lounge, I managed to talk Finch into training Harley for me. Finch was the best at hand to hand combat out of the boys, I would have done it myself but I don't have the time. Last night gave me plenty of time to think about more pressing issues, I need to deal with Milo and Yank.
Sighing as I throw the suitcase onto the bed, my mind goes over the memories of the old days. The days were it was just me and my pack. Just me, Jinx, Milo, Jackson and Yank. Yank was close to me, I trusted him with important stuff just like I do with Jinx. I can't risk having Yank sharing essential information to other crime bosses and enemies. Wow, is that the time! My thoughts had consumed me completely; I didn't notice that I had packed my clothes and that I applied make-up to my face. Focus Joker, focus!
"Mistah J are you..." My face snapped up to my girlfriend who is standing in the door way. In slow motion, I watch as her eyes fall on the suitcase on the bed and her smile fading.
"Harley..." Oh shit! I didn't have time to tell her last night, I was too tired. I was on my way to tell her this morning but her lips got the better of me. In a flash, Harley crumbled to the floor with tears streaming down her cheeks. Quickly rushing over to the weeping woman, I sweep her into my arms.
"What did I do? I'm sorry Puddin! Please don't do this! I can change!" She sobbed into my chest while hitting me with her clenched fists. I couldn't help but laugh at my girlfriend's thoughts.
"Harley, you silly girl!" I roar with laughter. "I'm not kicking you out and I'm not leaving you either!" Her sobs stopped instantly and her red, puffy eyes met mine.
"You're not?" She sniffed.
"God no! Why would I leave a fine ass girl like you?" I asked, stroking a stray tear off her cheek. "I was going to tell you earlier but you were busy smooching me to death! I have urgent business I need to take care off"
"Can't I go with you?"
"No" I shuck my head to testify my words. "You say here with the boys and work on your training. I'm taking Jinx and Jackson with me but I'm leaving Pluto, Finch and Bruno to look after you. Any problems, you go straight to them! I don't want you around the new boys without one of them three with you, got it?"
"Ok Mistah J" She sighed, I knew she wouldn't like this but to be honest, I don't like leaving her either. "How long you gonna be gone for?"
"Hopefully no long than a week..."
"A WEEK!" Harley shrieked and stared at me with wide eyes. "When are you leaving?" I look at the watch on my wrist and sigh. Nope, she's not gonna like this!
"Any minute now"
"Oh" Sadness filled her eyes again, sparking a pain in my heart.
"I have my phone babe," I smile and patted my pocket. "Call me only if it is an emergency. I will try to call you everyday but if I don't call in three days, take the money and leave town. You know the code"
"What do you mean three days? What could happen?" Fear laced her words.
"Well I could get seriously injured or even be killed..."
"NO!" Harley screamed as she jumped, wrapping her limbs around my body.
"Harley," I laugh. "It was only a joke..."
"Well I don't like it!" She huffed as she climbed down me, a little embarrassed. A loud knock came from the office door.
"Boss?" Jackson shouted from the other side of the door.
"Yeah I'm ready Jackson!" I shouted out, keeping my eyes on Harley.
"I'm going to miss you Puddin!" She sniffed through her new tears.
"I will miss you too Toots" With a final kiss, I pick up my case and walk away.
It's been six days since I've seen Harley and it was killing me not having her around. My bed was cold, no one made me breakfast in the morning and there was no one to cuddle up to when I watched TV. Not that I would tell anyone that I'm missing that stuff! Being stuck in a grotty motel for six days wasn't exactly my idea of fun but it was needed for now. Walking through to the next room, I see Jackson and Jinx staring at multiple computer screens before them. Surveillance, that's what we have been doing for six whole days! Just sitting there, watching and listening on our old pack members. As it turns out Milo had become paranoid since my escape from Arkham and had left crime for good. Shame, still gonna kill him though! Then there was Yank, that smug bastard got himself second in command of Oswald's men while he is still in Arkham. That's something I can't afford! Can't let him go selling my secrets to the highest bidder!
"Both of them are in the room Boss" Jinx said, keeping his eyes on the screen. Surely enough there was Milo pacing on the spot while Yank leaned back into his chair, looking all smug.
"Turn it up!" Jackson followed my order and turned the volume higher.
"I swear man! I swear I'm being watched!" Milo's shaky voice filled my ears.
"Oh stop with the 'I'm being watched' shit!" Yank moaned with annoyance.
"Come on man! Tell me that you haven't felt eyes on you lately!"
"Yeah I have... and the babe got it good!"
"THIS IS NO TIME TO TALK ABOUT BANGING GIRLS YANK!" The panicked man suddenly stopped in front of his old alley. "Oh man... what if it's him!"
"Who?" Yank said idly as he started to count the wad of cash in his hands.
"The... The Joker!"
"Ha! That old freak! Please! Why would he come for us? He probably doesn't even remember us!"
"You're wrong man! We were there from the beginning! Don't you remember? It was me, you, Jinx and Jackson! We were the original Joker crew! I still was until you talked me into leaving!"
"HEY! Don't blame this on me! That idiot was locked up in Arkham while we were jobless for a nearly a year! It's not my fault the rest didn't come to their senses and left like us two! NO, not me! I wasn't going to let myself starve!"
"What you going on about? We had plenty of food and money! The Boss had jobs that still needed doing..."
"Yeah but for how long was that going to last?"
"A year apparently SINCE HE BROKE OUT LAST MONTH!" Milo was always reliable, it shocked me to find out he left along with Yank. I thought he was smart, being the nerdy type, looks like I was wrong. No one leaves The Joker's gang without my say so! Coming out of my daze, I see Milo leave Yank and an evil plan comes to mind.
"You two take care of Milo"
"What about Yank Boss?" Jinx spoke with venom in his voice. A deep hatred of Yank grew inside Jinx lately; they use to be best friends back in the day. Best friends and foes, competing to be the best henchman I have.
"I'll take on Yank alone"
"What the fuck?" I watch as the man across me start to wake, his eyes and head heavy. A blow to the back of the head would do that!
"You were always a greedy Bastard Yank!" I laugh at the man as his head whipped round to meet mine.
"Joker!"
"Missed me?"
"You're Kenadday!" Kenadday, that was the name I used for the trap. It was really simple really; Yank was offering the highest bidder information about me. So I made sure I won the bid.
"Sure am Kiddo! Now what's this information you got for me?"
"You are fucking crazy man! You pay seventy million dollars for information you already know!"
"Who said anything about dollars?" I laugh as Yank's face dropped. "Sure, I said seventy million... but I didn't say anything about cash"
"What the fuck have you done to me Joker?" Yank yelled as he stared at the metal clamps and wires attached to his skin.
"Anagrams"
"What?"
"Anagrams. They are truly amazing. What did you think that The Riddler was the only one that was good at this shit?" I laughed as I pulled out my blade and walked in front of the tosser.
"FUCK YOU JOKER!" He screamed in pain as I began to cut. Finishing the job quickly, I stepped away from him and inspected my handy work.
"As you see, Kenadday is an anagram of..." I watch as Yank looked down at his chest and read the words I had cut into his chest.
"Dead... Yank...!" Realization came to him but it was too late.
"Now it's time for your payment, seventy million," I pause and push the button in my hand. Sparks flew everywhere; the room plunged in and out of darkness. Yank screamed as his body bolted around like a human vibrator. Suddenly the room flew in darkness and the screaming stopped. Slowly the lights dimmed up and I could see a body of ash in front of me. "Seventy million volts straight into your body!" I roar in laughter at the fate of my old henchmen. After a while when laughter died down, I pulled out my phone and dialled a number.
"Boss" Jinx voice came from the speaker.
"Milo?"
"Come on guys! We were friends!" I hear Milo cry in the background.
"I'm sorry Milo but you shouldn't have left The Boss" I hear Jackson sigh and a gunshot ring out.
"He's dead" Jinx sighed.
"So I heard"
"Yank?"
"Was ecstatic to see me!" I look over at the pile of ash that was now on the floor. "The bomb?"
"All set!"
"Good, blow it" I didn't want anyone tracking this back to me, blowing up the motel was the only way. I look out the window and watched the building across the road explode; bombs were always my favourite type of fireworks. "Bring the car round front boys; it's time to go home!"
"Guess whose home baby!" I shout as I step into our bedroom. Harley stood across the room, her back to me and her head looking down at herself. My girlfriend's head quickly snapped round to look at me. What the fuck is she doing?
"Puddin!" Harley screamed with joy as she ran over and wrapped her arms around me. As I hug her back tightly, the smell of chemicals fills my nose. Worried, I pull her arms back to see that she was holding antiseptic cream while her other hand was covered in it. Looking down at her, I see a damp patch on her hip. She's hurt! My anger overloaded my brain as I push Harley, sending her flying onto the bed. Pouncing above her, I grab her white tank top. "Mistah J! STOP!" Harley screamed as her hand flew down to mine, trying to stop me.
"Let me see Harley! Who did this to you?" I screamed in her face, my panicked voice scaring her into accepting. Lifting her top up, I peered down at her stomach and gasped. There on Harley's hip lay a tattoo.
"I didn't want to show you until it was completely healed" Harley's weak voice sang. I stared at the ink with wonder. Two roses, one red and the other black, lay either side of a joker playing card. The leafs and vines wrapping around them. I look back at the card and my heart stopped. Is that me? In the centre of the card was a small portrait of my face with a scroll under it reading my nickname, Mistah J. "Do you like it Puddin?" Unable to control myself any more, I launch myself onto her and attacked her lips with mine.
Passion filled and my erection grew in my pants, my kisses started down her neck as my hands roam her form. I was going to take her right here, right now. Nothing was going to stop me, I am about to get my first taste of Harley. Or so I thought. I felt her hands come up to my shoulders, pushing me away.
"Puddin, stop!" She breathed but I ignore her and continued. "Stop!" Again nothing, causing her to push harder. "STOP!" I quickly fly up from the bed in rage and stared at my girlfriend.
"FOR FUCK SAKE HARLEY! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M IN FUCKING NEED HERE!" I shout grabbing my erection, proving my need. In a flash, Harley was in front of me, on her knees with my cock in her hand. I watch as it disappears in her mouth, causing me to grab her hair. Pulling her head back and forth, I fucked her mouth hard. Fuck yeah, you dirty little bitch! I am your master; you will suck my cock when I tell you to! Quickly shooting my spunk into her mouth, I release her hair and watch as she ran to the toilet. Zipping up my pants, I hear a puking noise and sobs coming from the open bathroom door. Running into the room, I see Harley bent over the sink, crying her heart out. I instantly came behind her, holding her hair from her face and rubbing her back. I take a quick look over her shoulder to see the sink bowl's floor layered with sick.
"You fucking happy now?" Harley cried, still gagging.
"Of course I'm not! Fuck sake Harl, why didn't you tell me you don't like the taste of cum!" That pushed her over the edge and me into the bath tub. Climbing out of it, I ran to the bedroom to see my girlfriend throwing her stuff into a case. "Oh no you fucking don't!" I march over to her and grabbed her arm.
"GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF ME!"
"NOT UNTIL YOU TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG!"
"I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO YOU!"
"YES YOU DO! I'M YOUR BOYFRIEND!"
"LIKE YOU FUCKING CARE!" THAT'S IT! Grabbing her face, I draw her closer to me.
"I care! I care a lot about you! Don't you dare throw that back in my face! I've done everything for you and what do I get in return? You, trying to leave me!"
"LET GO OF ME!"
"GODAMN IT HARLEY!"
"LEAVE ME ALONE!"
"YOU ARE IN TOO DEEP NOW LITTLE GIRL!"
"FUCK OFF!"
"TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG!"
"JUST..."
"WHAT IS IT HARLEY? WHAT IS SO DAMN FUCKING HARD TO TELL ME? WHAT IS IT!
"I'M A VIRGIN, OK? I'M A FUCKING VIRGIN!" Silence filled the room as we stared at each other, both breathing heavily.
"What?"
"I'm a virgin" I roar in laughter as I released Harley's arm, causing her to slap me across the face. I stop laughing in an instant and watched as my girlfriend burst into tears. Holding her close, we fall to the floor and in to an embrace. We sat like that for few minutes as I waited for her sobs to stop. "Why did you laugh?"
"Are you really a virgin?"
"Yes, why did you laugh?"
"Because it's ridiculous that a beautiful gal like you hasn't had sex!"
"What, you saying that because I'm pretty that I have to sleep around!"
"I'm not saying that! It's just that... well you went to college Harl, don't tell me none of the jocks tried it on at them frat parties"
"I never used to go to them"
"Why not?"
"I wanted to focus on my career" Wow, that makes me feel even more of a bastard! "Hey! I gave up my career for you remember; you didn't force me to do anything"
"I know. Hey Harl? Not being funny but why didn't you just jump a random guy and get it over with?"
"Well... I... I kinda wanna wait until... I fall in love with someone"
"Oh" Well that's me out of the question! "What's the furthest you've gone with a guy?" Harley looked away with her cheeks turning red.
"What we did back there" She spoke quietly.
"That was your first blowjob?" I swear my heart had stopped when she nodded. "Good job babe!" I smile causing her to beam with pride.
"Really? Was it ok?"
"Blew my mind... and my load!" We both laughed but I soon remembered what happened when I did. "Yeah, sorry about that"
"It's ok Puddin, at least we know for next time"
"Next time?" I smile as I pull her into my chest, wrapping my arms around her. "Please don't scare me like that again" I begged into her hair.
"When did I?"
"When I thought you been hurt and when you were packing your bags"
"I'm sorry Mistah J" Harley spoke softly as she snuggled closer to me.
"I'm sorry too Harley" I kissed the top of her head and closed my eyes. I am never letting you walk out of my life.
This Chapter was so hard to write!
Since I'm female I have no idea what it's like for men to have sexual things done to them.
Anyways time to say thanks yous:
JinglyJess: Thanks for the review, honestly I didn't expect to get 1 review or 1 favorite so to have 14 review and 8 favorites has really made me happy.
Unknown person: i don't know what to think of your comment about chapter 6. With the cola incident, I think we can let it slide since he did rescue Harley from being raped. But thanks for reviewing anyways.
SinnX: What am I going to do with you! I'm running out of awesome things to give you!
To make sure I treat all reviewers fairly JinglyJess, Unknown reader and SinnX get a SUPER CYBER HIGH FIVE!
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