Disclaimer: Okay, I forgot the disclaimer, but seriously, who comes on here thinking they're going to find the owner of LWD. Nobody, that's who.
BTW: There is going to be a king of disgusting thing in here that might be a little M, but plz look past it and don't review about it.
Chapter 14:
"Wake up guys! We've got news!" Lizzie and Edwin came bounding down the stairs.
Derek squinted through his eyes at the alarm clock next to him while Casey slowly woke up in his arms (not like that! They're just cuddling! Dirty minds, tsk, tsk…)
"What is with you guys?! It's 7 a.m. on a Saturday!"
"Oh man, I didn't realize I had slept in! Dammit!"
He would never get the way Casey thought, it was almost like they were a different species or something.
"Guys! Wake up! Big news!"
They were both sitting up against Derek's headboard to prove they were awake, "Here you go, so, what's with the morning report?"
"Good news or bad news" Lizzie piped up.
"What?" both of the older kids said at once.
Edwin answered, "Do you want the good news or the bad news"
"Wow, they're giving us a choice", Derek said sarcastically. "It's early, we'll take the good news first"
To answer, Lizzie and Edwin just raised their entwined hands.
"Wait a minute, are you guys…?" Derek started.
"Together, yeah, kinda", Lizzie answered.
"Finally!" both older kids said at the same time.
"Um, excuse me?" Edwin said.
"Lizzie, you've been telling me since we moved in how much you like Edwin" her older sister said.
"Exactly! And Ed, you've been crushing on Lizzie since the wedding", he saw the look on Edwin's face and added, "Don't deny it"
"But Edwin, you've had 3 girlfriends since then?" Lizzie asked, this fact had taken her by surprise.
"Hey, I kinda got bored waiting" Lizzie glared at him. "Don't look at me like that! You dated other people too…"
"Whatever, we're past it. Now it's just you and me."
"Awwww, young love…" They both glared at their older siblings.
"You guys still haven't asked what the bad news is" Edwin reminded them.
"We just hated to be party poopers. You guys are adorable together, aren't they Derek…"
"So cute…"
"Guys we have bad news too…"
"Fine! Spit it out!"
"Vicky is after Derek"
"What else is new?" Casey asked.
"And it's not like I want her in any way", Derek added. "I have Casey which is 10,000 times better"
"Aww thanks Derek" she kissed him, obviously not afraid of morning breath.
"We know that, but I don't think she's going to resort to normal tactics…" Edwin started.
"What's she gonna do, drug me?"
"The way she sounded on the phone, I wouldn't put it past her", Lizzie replied.
"Wait, she was on the phone. Who with?" Casey asked.
"Some girl named Stella"
"No!"
Suddenly all eyes were on Casey.
"Stella is Vicky's partner in crime, literally. She's a Paris Hilton wannabe, in the most literal sense. Jail time, sex tape, everything."
"Wait a minute, what does this have to do with Vicky?"
"They do EVERYTHING together"
"You mean…"
"Girls Gone Wild would have a field day"
"Wow, she really is a…"
"Whore, slut, skank…yep. That's why we have to watch her even closer."
The younger two were still speechless.
"So, what are we going to do now?" Lizzie suddenly asked.
Derek and Edwin shared a look and started smiling, and Casey knew exactly what they were thinking.
"That does not involve finding the sex tape"
"Well, I'm out of ideas then" Derek said laughing. Casey scowled at him.
"You are disgusting!"
"Yeah but you love me anyway"
"I really do" she said and kissed him again.