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"Whatcha thinking about L?"

"How completely and utterly fine Miz and Morrison are in that poster they gave me." In case you missed that, it's called sarcasm…I mean I love Johnny and Mike, but that's only because they're funny…we hang out when I get bored of the terror trio, oh and Shannon…ok, its more like the fucktard four…or something of the sort…nah, I like Shannon, but when he's around Jeff, Matt and Shane Helm's trouble seems to be just around the corner.

Anyway, so not the point. The point is, Miz and Morrison are funny SOB's but not fine, no matter how much Johnny says he can grate cheese on his abs…which is a lie, he should change it to fry an egg…dummy.

"Liar."

"No really, I'd have a threesome with them any day."

"You called my love." No Shannon I didn't say 'I'd love for Shannon and Shane to come and grope me'

"Last time I checked, your abs need more work than mine…so that's a negative."

"That's harsh. Besides, you know you can't resist me." It may be true.

"Oh get off it." I quickly covered Jeff's ears. "That was one night and one kiss, come on."

"Why are you guys covering my ears? Ooh are you guys talking about having a threesome? Coz that's just gross." Strange thing is I actually like Jeff when he can't hear…it makes him funny. Ok, I've uncovered his ears…but with that he looks shit scared, hmm should I put him out of his misery? NEVER!

"Well Jeffrey, if you must know Shanny here was just saying that he's always wanted to know just how much you liked him." Did I mention its 'Lisa's trying to get killed day.'

"HEY! Look Jeff, I never said that."

"Don't be shy Shannon. Lying doesn't suit you."

"Shan, man, you know I love you but just…eww…come on, not like that dude." Oh man that was perfect.

"God Annalisa, you're so immature, just because you don't want him to know we kissed!" Yea, Shannon, say it any louder and all your fans will know too.

"HOLD UP!" God Punk Barbie had to be near the well everyone heard it anyway. "You kissed Shan?"

"No." Well I didn't. "He kissed me." Maybe I should've kept that tiny fact a secret, actually fuck that, he told them we kissed, so why shouldn't he have the blame from Jeff…and maybe Matty.

"SHANNON! WHAT. THE. FUCK WERE YOU THINKING! SHE'S MY SISTER…SHE'S SEVENTEEN! SHE'S…SHE'S…

"SHE'S NOT A LITTLE GIRL EITHER!" Ok, so maybe not the smartest of things to say, but seriously he was getting on my nerves.

"Annalisa" At least his voice is calmer now. "I'm just trying…I don't want you to get hurt. You're seriously like a real sister to me. I'm just trying to watch out for you."

"I get that Jeff. I do, but you yourself said Shannon was a good guy. And it was one harmless kiss like a month and a half ago."

"A month and a half?" God he sounds almost broken…now I feel bad.

"Yea, it was just a kiss, I mean I know how close you and Shannon are, but you're way to overprotective of me Jeffy. I just…I didn't want you to hurt him."

"I would never hurt you little L, and if hurting him meant hurting you then no, I wouldn't." Boys are retarded sometimes.

"But that's just it Jeff! I don't want you to not hurt him for me, I want you to value your friendship with him enough to not hurt him." God you'd think that was an obvious answer.

"L, it's ok, I get it. I was definitely in the wrong, and I deserve anything he wants to dish out."

"No Shan. You may have kissed me but I kissed you back." Ooops.

"Finally!" Huh?

"I don't get it." Ok that's an understatement.

"I've been watching you three, three and a half, tip toe around the obvious for like ten minutes now. Clearly if the kiss wasn't wanted by both parties something would've happened by now, so can't ya'll just be happy for the fact they both got over themselves and got together."

"No we didn't. We kissed, we're not going out."

"Why the fuck not?" Ok, seriously someone needs to teach Jeff about flip flopping sides.

"Firstly, dude pick a side." God Shannon you want him on this side dipshit. "Secondly, we're 'not together' because…because…

"Because we value you guys friendship and opinion too much to do anything." Sure that works, I actually had no idea why not.

"Well you have my support." Duh, that's because you're like a cousin…not a brother, but I have absolutely no intention of telling you that.

"Mine too." Good to know Punk Barbie, but I've known since you started harassing me to 'get it on' with him like four months ago. Now everyone, but me, is looking at Jeff.

"Yeah well not mine." That was unexpected, even from Jeff. "L, you've been through so much I just don't wanna see you get hurt again, and whether or not he means to I think Shannon might end up hurting you and I couldn't bare to that." Aww that's cute, bad answer but cute.

"Jeff man, I can see where you're coming from, and I may not like it, but I will show you that Annalisa and I belong together."

"I expect nothing less Shan."

"Ok! This is getting too damn emotional for me." Oh don't laugh wankers, actually do, a lighter mood is much better anyway.

Now review my pretties...or I'll make JBL try and kill Cena. And Edge and Vickie get back together. What's that? That's already happened too? (shakes head) see what happens when you don't do as I say...