A/N: Ya, so this idea was from Mew Neko-chan. Ya…
Can I eat it?
No.
But…
Why would you want to eat it?
It smells good…
So do you.
!!
Kidding, love.
I'm eating it.
More like drinking.
EWWW!! IT TASTES LIKE…GROSSNESS!
…
Why did you let me eat lotion??
"It smells good"
NOW I'M GUNNA GET SICK AND PUKE AND GO DIE IN A HOLE!!
Why in a hole?
CHICKEN!!
How does that explain anything whatsoever?
Because, the chicken will find the bagel, forcing the kumquat to hide under the sofa, at which point the hats will do an Irish step dance, which will frighten the ice cream enough to propel the cheese from the fridge, making the chicken run away, dragging me with it, into the hole. Got it?
No. How do the hats do an Irish step dance without legs?
The hats will grow legs after the t-rex finishes climbing the tree, which will scare the cantaloupe, causing it to-
Ok, I get it.
Fine. But, in the end, always remember that lemons can beat fire extinguishers anytime, anywhere.
Sleep. Now.
A/N: I have no idea. How it gets from "Lotion" to this, we'll never know…. Review!